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Okla-homey
4/19/2006, 08:33 PM
heh

It's the red state factor...Colorado is only a marginal red state.

Next to fall, McPhee...last blue stater.

that is all.

jk the sooner fan
4/19/2006, 08:35 PM
you're high.......mcphee will be in the final four with kellie, chris and taylor

elliot and paris are the next two to go

Okla-homey
4/19/2006, 08:36 PM
you're high.......mcphee will be in the final four with kellie, chris and taylor

elliot and paris are the next two to go

its just a theory, but its holding up pretty well so far.

etouffee
4/19/2006, 08:39 PM
no way. pickler goes next.

SicEmBaylor
4/19/2006, 08:40 PM
Who's was the last girl to sing last night? She was gooood.

Okla-homey
4/19/2006, 08:42 PM
Who's was the last girl to sing last night? She was gooood.

That was McPhee. She's stunningly good looking and sings wonderfully.

Scott D
4/19/2006, 09:08 PM
The question is....would Pickler even know if she got voted off if Seacrest managed to use words that had multiple syllables?

Okla-homey
4/19/2006, 09:10 PM
The question is....would Pickler even know if she got voted off if Seacrest managed to use words that had multiple syllables?

That gal is so slow that if she were in a plane crash she wouldn't feel any pain for 30 minutes.

Tiptonsooner
4/19/2006, 09:14 PM
It takes her 2 hours to watch 6o mintues...

JohnnyMack
4/19/2006, 09:18 PM
She's so dumb she thinks manual labor is the president of Mexico.

Okla-homey
4/19/2006, 09:23 PM
Kellie Dawn Pickler is so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

JohnnyMack
4/19/2006, 09:29 PM
Kellie Pickler is so dumb she thinks she's still on American Idol because she has talent.

Skysooner
4/19/2006, 09:46 PM
The question is....would Pickler even know if she got voted off if Seacrest managed to use words that had multiple syllables?

They key would be if he used lyrics instead of words....

SicEmBaylor
4/19/2006, 10:52 PM
She has an Eliza Doolittle charm about her.

GottaHavePride
4/19/2006, 11:11 PM
Eliza Dushku? Hooray!

proud gonzo
4/19/2006, 11:47 PM
Eliza Dushku? Hooray!
you have the glug-glug clackety-clackety going on?

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/20/2006, 12:32 AM
She has an Eliza Doolittle charm about her.
ervants Poor Professor Higgins!
Poor Professor Higgins! Night and day
He slaves away! Oh, poor Professor Higgins!
All day long On his feet; Up and down until he's numb;
Doesn't rest; Doesn't eat;
Doesn't touch a crumb! Poor Professor Higgins!
Poor Professor Higgins! On he plods Against all odds;
Oh, poor Professor Higgins! Nine p.m. Ten p.m.
On through midnight ev'ry night.
One a.m. Two a.m. Three...! Quit, Professor Higgins!
Quit, Professor Higgins! Hear our plea
Or payday we Will quit, Professor Higgins!
Ay not I, O not Ow, Pounding pounding in our brain.
Ay not I, O not Ow, Don't say "Rine," say "Rain"...
Eliza The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
Henry By George, she's got it! By George, she's got it!
Now, once again where does it rain? Eliza On the plain!
On the plain! Henry And where's that soggy plain?
Eliza In Spain! In Spain! The three
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain! Henry
In Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire...?
Eliza Hurricanes hardly happen.
How kind of you to let me come! Henry
Now once again, where does it rain?
Eliza On the plain! On the plain! Henry
And where's that blasted plain?
Eliza In Spain! In Spain! The three
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain!

handcrafted
4/20/2006, 10:17 AM
Kellie Dawn Pickler is so dumb...
(how dumb is she?)

...Simon Cowell told her to sing from her diaphraghm and she proceeded to __________________!

slickdawg
4/20/2006, 10:20 AM
Kellie Dawn Pickler is so dumb...
(how dumb is she?)

...Simon Cowell told her to sing from her diaphraghm and she proceeded to __________________!

say that "I'm on the pill, I don't use a diaphragm"

1stTimeCaller
4/20/2006, 10:38 AM
she's no Miranda Lambert