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Norm In Norman

4/19/2006, 07:37 AM

The Summer of George
The Opposite
I always crack up when I see the one where Kramer has seizures whenever he hears Mary Hart's voice.
The Bizzaro Jerry

I dunno. There are too many. All of the time I'm saying "This is one of my favorites" when it comes on. I like all of the little funny things that happen that have nothing to do with the episode. Like one time out of nowhere George swallows a fly and doesn't know what to do. Or on The Race when Jerry wins the race and knocks down Elaine to get to Lois.

jk the sooner fan

4/19/2006, 07:45 AM

the one where George is the marine biologist......kramer's golf ball in the whale's blow hole

the merv griffin set was pretty damn funny

one of my all time favorite lines from the show is "ohhhhhh, you're a face painter?"

heh

MamaMia

4/19/2006, 07:47 AM

I like the Rachels birthday party episode. They end up having her party in both apartments because her parents dont get along at all, so they needed to keep them apart. I'm particularly fond of this episode because in a way, I can relate to Monica. It was really funny though, when people were asking Phoebe to sneak them out of Monicas party as if they were in prison. "Pssst, I heard you can get us out of here?" :D

yermom

4/19/2006, 07:49 AM

i liked the one where they were on "a break"

jk the sooner fan

4/19/2006, 07:49 AM

Viking Kitten

4/19/2006, 07:55 AM

A$$man/Fusili Jerry. Classic.

HoserSooner

4/19/2006, 07:56 AM

Any episode with 'Puddy' in it.

Okla-homey

4/19/2006, 07:59 AM

Manhands

yermom

4/19/2006, 08:00 AM

Any episode with 'Puddy' in it.

talk to the 8-Ball!

VeeJay

4/19/2006, 08:01 AM

The one where George can't get a job, so he masquerades as a handicapped person in a wheelchair, and applies at companies that are looking to increase their numbers of people employed with disabilities.

He rolls into Jerry's apartment in his wheelchair:

George: "You'll never guess what happened!"

Jerry: "You mugged Steven Hawking."

Heh.

Norm In Norman

4/19/2006, 08:01 AM

Oh man, the one where Elaine discovers that Puddy is religious and she does the little devil horns on the side of her head because he believes she is going to hell. Then Puddy finds out from the minister he is going to hell too because they are living in sin or something. Ahhh, that's a good one.

ousoonerfan

4/19/2006, 08:02 AM

SERENITY NOW!!!!!!1!!

Sooner Born Sooner Bred

4/19/2006, 08:14 AM

I like the one where Kramer has the fighting chicken and he names it Little Jerry.

Octavian

4/19/2006, 08:20 AM

When Kramer takes up smoking and convinces Jackie Chiles to sue a tobacco company.

"Look away, I'm hideous.."

"You had a pow-wow? Who told you to have a pow-wow?!"

SoonerWood

4/19/2006, 08:29 AM

GEORGE: Ah you have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is
allowed to infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him,
Ceases to Exist! You see, right now, I have Relationship George, but
there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the
George you grew up with -- Movie George, Coffee shop George, Liar
George, Bawdy George.

JERRY: I, I love that George.

GEORGE: Me Too! And he's Dying Jerry! If Relationship George walks
through this door, he will Kill Independent George! A George, divided
against itself, Cannot Stand!

SoonerWood

4/19/2006, 08:30 AM

The Seinfeld episodes are like children...it's impossible to choose a favorite :D

Boomer.....

4/19/2006, 08:36 AM

Festivas for the rest of us!

sooneron

4/19/2006, 08:41 AM

Festivas for the rest of us!
Beat me to it.

Also, the one at the library with the Library cop and Kramer hooking up with the librarian.

"She needs a little Kramer"

etouffee

4/19/2006, 08:45 AM

the junior mint or the little kid who says "f*ck"

Boomer.....

4/19/2006, 08:47 AM

I can't believe that no one has said the obvious: Soup Nazi.

etouffee

4/19/2006, 08:48 AM

pretty sure someone did. scroll back.

Fugue

4/19/2006, 08:49 AM

Jimmy's down.

Kramer singing with the Velvet Fog makes me cry.

Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

yermom

4/19/2006, 08:51 AM

I can't believe that no one has said the obvious: Soup Nazi.

no soup for you!

yermom

4/19/2006, 08:51 AM

Jimmy's down.

Kramer singing with the Velvet Fog makes me cry.

Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

you're very independent...

White House Boy

4/19/2006, 08:54 AM

I can't believe that no one has said the obvious: Soup Nazi.
That was the first response to the thread.

AMSooner

4/19/2006, 08:54 AM

What, no love for the shrinkage episode?

I was in the pool!

jk the sooner fan

4/19/2006, 08:55 AM

what about the one where George eats the eclair from out of the trash......lol

SoonerWood

4/19/2006, 08:57 AM

choosing the Soup Nazi is too easy

Octavian

4/19/2006, 09:05 AM

Bosco!

ousoonerfan

4/19/2006, 09:06 AM

Muffin tops.

Norm In Norman

4/19/2006, 09:09 AM

Bosco!
The Rogue's Wallet. That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. his name was Costanza. He killed my mother.

jk the sooner fan

4/19/2006, 09:10 AM

nana and the pony....

ousoonerfan

4/19/2006, 09:14 AM

Jerry's dads election in Boca Raton where the election hinged on the "The Old Bag" Jerry stole the marbled rye bread from.

sooneron

4/19/2006, 09:14 AM

What, no love for the shrinkage episode?

I was in the pool!
Uh.... post # 5???:confused:

Octavian

4/19/2006, 09:14 AM

Who thinks an immigrant's gonna have a pony??

picasso

4/19/2006, 09:25 AM

I like the one where Kramer has the fighting chicken and he names it Little Jerry.
hehe.

"guess what? Little Jerry ran to Newman's apartment in __ seconds!"

"is that good?

"I don't really know."

The Jimmy was on last night. always a good one.

"George is gettin upset!"

TexasLidig8r

4/19/2006, 09:26 AM

"That would be.... Moops."

WAIT! You can't break up with me. I've got hand!!!!!!!!
"And you're gonna need it."

Classics.

picasso

4/19/2006, 09:29 AM

Jerry's dads election in Boca Raton where the election hinged on the "The Old Bag" Jerry stole the marbled rye bread from.
dude, that's Del Boca Vista.:D

I also like the one when Kramer decides to live in his shower. Puddy helps him install the garbage disposal in it. heh.

Also the one when Kramer sleeps in one hour intervals. heh. too many to choose.
our preacher at FBC in Tulsa made a Costanza reference in his sermon last Sunday.:D

Viking Kitten

4/19/2006, 09:37 AM

Oooh oooh! Wait! What about the one where George is the leader of the Aryan Union? AWESOME!!

"Why can't I be O'Brien?"

Norm In Norman

4/19/2006, 09:43 AM

I also like the one when Kramer decides to live in his shower. Puddy helps him install the garbage disposal in it. heh.
That's the one where Elaine rubs her *** on that lady's keyboard because she's germ phobic. Then at the end they have dinner with the lady, Elaine, and Puddy (who's a germ phobe too) and the whole thing was prepared by Kramer in his shower.

I installed a garbage disposal last night and I was thinking about that episode.

picasso

4/19/2006, 09:43 AM

"you still scared of clowns?"

"yeahhh..."

Remember the one when Peterman buys all of Kramer's stories for his books.

picasso

4/19/2006, 09:46 AM

that show was cleverly written, all episodes had two stories that tied together like that.

remember Poppie arguing with Elaine on abortion and then his arguing with Kramer about when a pizza is considered a pizza? or the Scarface gay dude with the Soup Nazi and Pacino reference. heh.

Fugue

4/19/2006, 09:46 AM

He used to dip his bald head in oil...

Octavian

4/19/2006, 09:47 AM

the Mahatma?!!

picasso

4/19/2006, 09:49 AM

the Mahatma?!!
"the forbidden pleasure."

White House Boy

4/19/2006, 09:53 AM

dude, that's Del Boca Vista.:D

I also like the one when Kramer decides to live in his shower. Puddy helps him install the garbage disposal in it. heh.

Also the one when Kramer sleeps in one hour intervals. heh. too many to choose.
our preacher at FBC in Tulsa made a Costanza reference in his sermon last Sunday.:D

Funny thing about that idea (garbage disposal in the shower)... last night I realized how bright that idea really is.

Usually, I am able to wipe MOST of the food from my 2 1/2 year old son's body and hair after supper before putting him into the tub for his bath. Last night was NOT one of those nights. He had tomato seeds, broccoli flowerets, and chunks of strawberries and chicken all over him.

I would've had to have hosed him off in the back yard to get all the food off of him. Against my better judgement, I took him straight to the tub without the customary "pre-wash" cycle.

As much as I tried to get all the food out of the tub after he finished bathing, the drain still ended up being slow going this morning when I took my shower.

A garbage disposal in the tub?

Genius.

SoonerWood

4/19/2006, 10:08 AM

GEORGE: I’m, uh, I’m an architect.

VANESSA: Really. What do you design?

GEORGE: Uh, railroads, uh...

VANESSA: I thought engineers do that.

GEORGE: They can...

handcrafted

4/19/2006, 10:11 AM

I can't believe nobody's mentioned the following 2:

1. The one where Poppie doesn't wash his hands after taking a dump and the whole episode is people not wanting to eat things. George loses a job over it.

2. The 2-parter with Kramer and Newman and the plot to use the mail truck to cart a bunch of empties to Michigan for the .10 deposit. I think that's the same one where Jerry buys the famous golf clubs and his car gets stolen with them in the trunk.

Along with those two:

--the personal organizer that keeps beeping
--the Contest
--George the marine biologist
--the poisoned envelopes that kill George's fiance
--the re-enactment of the Keith Hernandez spitting incident
--anything with Newman or Jerry's parents in Del Boca Vista or Art Vandelay

Boomer.....

4/19/2006, 10:12 AM

How about where George double dips the chip.

handcrafted

4/19/2006, 10:13 AM

Oh, and I hereby post a time-waster for those of you who are bored.

http://www.seinfeldscripts.com

picasso

4/19/2006, 10:14 AM

White House Boy, that is hilarious man.:D

remember the episode where George had to a pick a scholarship winner for the foundation?

"who's your favorite architect?"

heh.

ousoonerfan

4/19/2006, 10:15 AM

Donna Chang

Soonrboy

4/19/2006, 10:18 AM

the one where elaine pretends to live in a janitor's closet so she can get delivery of the chinese food.

BeetDigger

4/19/2006, 10:46 AM

I can't remember the rest of the episode, but the one where Susan's parents make him take them out to his house on Long Island. "You're not supposed to let a person go on when you know they're lying, you call them on it."

When he is taking them out to the (non-existent) house and he is describing it. "And from there, you go into the solarium." "A second sorlarium? There's two solariums?"

When I would describe any house from that point on to a Seinfeld fan, I would reference the "second solarium". And every, EVERY, time they will say "There's two solariums?".

SoonerBK

4/19/2006, 10:47 AM

My two favs are:
The library cop named Bookman
Kramer: It like an ice cream salesmand named cone.

and

Shakey the Mohel.

"I need the baby!"

That mohel character is my favorite one time character from the entire series.

SoonerBK

4/19/2006, 10:53 AM

MOHEL

People compose yourselves. (SHOUTING AS STRUGGLE CONTINUES) This

is a bris. We are performing a bris here, not a burlesque show.

This is not a school play! This is not a baggy pants farce! This

is a bris. An ancient, sacred ceremony, symbolizing the covenant

between God and Abraham... or something.

THE MOHEL OPENS HIS BAG AND HIS INSTRUMENTS FALL OUT.

MOHEL (CONT'D)

Damn.

Soonrboy

4/19/2006, 10:55 AM

Maybe the Dingoes got your baby

sooneron

4/19/2006, 11:06 AM

STELLAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

picasso

4/19/2006, 11:08 AM

"what's with the sunglasses, who are you Van Johnson?"

Boomer.....

4/19/2006, 11:08 AM

So where does the meat go? Right there.
Where do you turn it on? Right there.
But, where does the meat go?

White House Boy

4/19/2006, 11:41 AM

puffy shirt

low talker

not that there's anything wrong with that

Kramerica Industries

Kenny Rogers' chicken

Viking Kitten

4/19/2006, 12:45 PM

"what's with the sunglasses, who are you Van Johnson?"

"Hmmm. I don't know, Elton."

yermom

4/19/2006, 12:56 PM

you're beatiful, you just need a nosejob

or when the ugly baby and Elaine were both "breathtaking" :D

Viking Kitten

4/19/2006, 12:57 PM

you're beatiful, you just need a nosejob

or when the ugly baby and Elaine were both "breathtaking" :D

"Sometimes people say things like that just to be nice."

Fugue

4/19/2006, 01:01 PM

Mr. Thomassoulo likes to play dirty. Well there's nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil.

yermom

4/19/2006, 01:02 PM

Kramerica Industries, heh

OhU1

4/19/2006, 01:10 PM

"The Junk Mail" episode -

"Im the Wiz! I'm the Wiz! and nooooobody beats me"!

Fragile Frankie Merman and the van.

George dating his cousin to try to shock his parents who are avoiding him.

Cramer's quest to boycott the mail ended by the "Postmaster General" Wilfred Brimley who, as a General, has the job to "by God get things done!"

White House Boy

4/19/2006, 01:16 PM

"It was a one in a million shot, Doc!"

yermom

4/19/2006, 01:18 PM

that makes me think of The Mail Fraud - the little guy finally asked me out

oooh, and The Butter Shave

The Bottle Deposit ones were good too - who knew JFK had such a temper?

handcrafted

4/19/2006, 01:29 PM

Butter shave....heh, I forgot about that one. :D

Also the one with Elaine dancing is classic, as well as the shopping mall "lost car" episode...that one began with such a simple premise, and ended with just about everything happening that is possible in a parking garage.

White House Boy

4/19/2006, 01:32 PM

Also the one with Elaine dancing is classic, as well as the shopping mall "lost car" episode...that one began with such a simple premise, and ended with just about everything happening that is possible in a parking garage.

"I've got uromyositosis."

HoserSooner

4/19/2006, 01:42 PM

"It's go time!"

"Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaurm!"

Octavian

4/19/2006, 01:42 PM

"Fire! Fire!" Costanza screams as he shoves aside children and the elderly to escape.

crawfish

4/19/2006, 01:50 PM

BRO!!!

MANSSIERE!!!

Penguin

4/19/2006, 01:52 PM

That one where the little kid learns the f word from Jerry.

Yada yada yada...

The one where Jerry freaks out when he sees the airline pilot in the audience. A lot happened in that episode.

The one where Elaine says naughty things on Jerry's tape recorder.

Too many to list... :D

MamaMia

4/19/2006, 01:53 PM

umm, ok...i think you've stumbled into the wrong thread, this is the SEINFELD thread.....the "Friends" thread is down the hall to the leftOh Seinfeld, sorry for my confusion. Okay...On the Seinfeld show I liked the one where Kramer finds the things that were on the set of the Merv Griffin show in the trash behind some studio in a New York alley way and he decides to turn his apartment into the Merv Griffin show. He even has Elaine, Jerry, George and that neighbor who delivered mail come on as his guests. What was really funny to me was that Kramer really got into the character. :D

White House Boy

4/19/2006, 02:02 PM

When Jerry dropped his girl friend's tooth brush in the toilet... and the ensuing madness when she tells him that she has dropped something of his into his toilet was pretty funny

The special voice...."Hellooooooooooooooo!"

pb4ou

4/19/2006, 02:25 PM

How about the one where George gets smarter after not having sex and Elaine gets dumber.

Heh

picasso

4/19/2006, 02:34 PM

How about the one where George gets smarter after not having sex and Elaine gets dumber.

Heh
good one! and the one where George associates eating with sex! he's having the sandwich in bed. heh.
and remember in the coffee shop when he errr climaxes whilst eating?
"sleepy..."

picasso

4/19/2006, 02:36 PM

you guys remember the epside where Jerry has the drugstore indian and is dating the pretty native american girl? well when I first got on this board in 2000 there was a poster named OUBilly who said that girl was his real life daughter. heh.

yermom

4/19/2006, 02:39 PM

good one! and the one where George associates eating with sex! he's having the sandwich in bed. heh.
and remember in the coffee shop when he errr climaxes whilst eating?
"sleepy..."

i'm going for the trifecta!

pb4ou

4/19/2006, 02:42 PM

How about Kenny Rogers' Chicken?

White House Boy

4/19/2006, 02:54 PM

How about Kenny Rogers' Chicken?

Newman trying to down the brocolli is priceless.

Octavian

4/19/2006, 02:56 PM

Honey mustard, Honey mustard!

Vile weed!

MamaMia

4/19/2006, 03:12 PM

I also liked the one where Elaine pretended that she lived in that closet to get the food delivery. :D

SoonerBK

4/19/2006, 03:18 PM

Heh. Heh. They are all pretty funny. Well lets get back to the phones.

pb4ou

4/19/2006, 03:28 PM

When Elaine ate Peterman's 100 year old wedding cake.

pb4ou

4/19/2006, 03:30 PM

Or When Kramer let those Japanese tourist sleep in the dressers.

Desperado

Mjcpr

4/19/2006, 03:31 PM

Remem....remember when, um, George was a real doofus that time? Remember that? In that one episode.

That was awesome.

White House Boy

4/19/2006, 03:33 PM

Stinky mattress

Lloyd Braun's chewing gum

AMSooner

4/19/2006, 04:09 PM

Uh.... post # 5???:confused:

Oh yeah. I kinda missed that last sentence. :O

I also really like the "he took it out" episode.

Viking Kitten

4/19/2006, 04:15 PM

I also really like the "he took it out" episode.

It?

White House Boy

4/19/2006, 04:17 PM

I always wanted to know what Bob Saccamanto looked like. :confused:

pb4ou

4/19/2006, 04:26 PM

He stole my move

william_brasky

4/19/2006, 06:40 PM

The overdue book one with Mr. Bookman cracks me up.

Octavian

4/19/2006, 07:09 PM

just watched "lost in the parking garage" :D

bigdsooner

4/19/2006, 07:24 PM

george lies to his girlfriends parents about having a home in the hamptons

oumartin

4/19/2006, 07:25 PM

"these pretzels are making me thirsty"
I like to watch elaine feed her old man boyfriend yankee bean

BeetDigger

4/19/2006, 09:04 PM

I always wanted to know what Bob Saccamanto looked like. :confused:

Its Saccamano.

His other friend is Lomez. Who happens to Jewish Orthodox. You know, real old school.

KC//CRIMSON

4/19/2006, 10:28 PM

The Sniffing Accountant

Newman: South America?! What kind of snow blower did you get us mixed up with?

picasso

4/19/2006, 10:35 PM

The Sniffing Accountant

Newman: South America?! What kind of snow blower did you get us mixed up with?
that dude was the all seeing janitor in Breakfast Club.:D

Sooner98

4/19/2006, 11:52 PM

Man-hands

Bubble Boy

The Maestro

"Well, the jerkstore called, they're runnin' out of you!"

"Spongeworthy"

"Mulva"

"Today I had a ham sandwich, and a quickie!"

Tony, the "mimbo"

"Cosmo Kramer...you ARE the Assman!"

Chocolate Bobka

the low-talker, the high-talker, the close-talker, the long-talker