My Tool On Tour

[Oldnslo]

I miss college.

:meat: :meat:

[Czar Soonerov]

http://www.brucepress.com/treasurethis/ebayimages/hammer.jpg

[Osce0la]

http://www.brucepress.com/treasurethis/ebayimages/hammer.jpg
Are you saying he has a small "tool"?

[slickdawg]

It certainly looks that way.

[Melo]

Might this be a good time for a point and laugh?

[Oldnslo]

So, it's our wedding night, and I disrobe and stand before my bride.

She says, "Who do you think you're going to satisfy with THAT?

And I say, "ME!"

Thank you! I'm here all week!

[Hamhock]

I admire you for waiting until you were married.

[BeetDigger]

I admire you for waiting until you were married.


He had to. It was a calculated risk. Had he shown her that before the wedding, there never would have BEEN a wedding.