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JohnnyMack
4/18/2006, 12:48 PM
Hey fu*king as*hole! When I'm already IN the fu*king elevator car and the door opens, don't stand right in fu*king front of the door you dirty old co*ksucker! These elevators and this building weren't put here simply for your convenience you stinky tobacco ridden as*face! Other people from time to time will in fact ride in these elevators. You don't have to stand right up against the door, and then sigh at me as I try and get off on my floor. Fu*k you fu*king fu*k!
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TexasLidig8r
4/18/2006, 12:49 PM
PMS-ing pumpkin? :D
SoonerInKCMO
4/18/2006, 12:49 PM
This is why I use the stairs. :eddie:
Osce0la
4/18/2006, 12:51 PM
This sounds like my rant from last week...
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=66924&highlight=rude
Jimminy Crimson
4/18/2006, 12:51 PM
Release your inner Terry Tate and plow the mf'er over. :mack:
JohnnyMack
4/18/2006, 12:51 PM
It's the dude that offices us next to us. He's a dirty old smoker who we unfortunately share air-ducts with. When he smokes we all get to smell it (he could at least smoke somthing interesting :O) in our offices.
TheHumanAlphabet
4/18/2006, 12:55 PM
What, your building isn't smoke free? Hard to believe that someone can smoke in a building...
JohnnyMack
4/18/2006, 12:57 PM
What, your building isn't smoke free? Hard to believe that someone can smoke in a building...
He's been around since the earth's crust cooled. He has an exemption from our landlord. :mad:
Jimminy Crimson
4/18/2006, 01:00 PM
He's been around since the earth's crust cooled. He has an exemption from our landlord. :mad:
I read an article in Rolling Stone on Simon Cowell. He smokes in his office and said, 'What are they going to do, fire me?' :D
He'll be easier to tip over when he loses a leg.
TexasLidig8r
4/18/2006, 01:09 PM
It's the dude that offices us next to us. He's a dirty old smoker who we unfortunately share air-ducts with. When he smokes we all get to smell it (he could at least smoke somthing interesting :O) in our offices.
bag of defecation in air duct.
small fan blowing odiferous aroma toward quivering tub of goo smoker.
plausible deniability.
You're welcome.
handcrafted
4/18/2006, 02:50 PM
Hey fu*king as*hole! When I'm already IN the fu*king elevator car and the door opens, don't stand right in fu*king front of the door you dirty old co*ksucker! These elevators and this building weren't put here simply for your convenience you stinky tobacco ridden as*face! Other people from time to time will in fact ride in these elevators. You don't have to stand right up against the door, and then sigh at me as I try and get off on my floor. Fu*k you fu*king fu*k!
Somebody needs a nap. :)
slickdawg
4/18/2006, 03:13 PM
Anything else you care to tell us about this episode?
:)
SleestakSooner
4/18/2006, 03:15 PM
Hook 'em Bag to put defecation in... $.50.
Hook 'em Small fan to blow stench... $15.00.
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Legal Advice from a UTHook 'em grad... WORTHLESS!:texan:
BeetDigger
4/18/2006, 05:54 PM
Hey fu*king as*hole! When I'm already IN the fu*king elevator car and the door opens, don't stand right in fu*king front of the door you dirty old co*ksucker! These elevators and this building weren't put here simply for your convenience you stinky tobacco ridden as*face! Other people from time to time will in fact ride in these elevators. You don't have to stand right up against the door, and then sigh at me as I try and get off on my floor. Fu*k you fu*king fu*k!
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Glad we could be here for you. I'm sure you feel better. I do after I post a rant.
He's been around since the earth's crust cooled. He has an exemption from our landlord. :mad:
Hmm. Given his age and propensity to smoke I am going to have to recommend waiting him out. He will be dead soon.
... I'm sure you feel better. I do after I post a rant.
It also lets you look back at it later and see what a schizophrenic you can be.:D
Or maybe you're like this all the time. :eek:
walkoffsooner
4/18/2006, 08:54 PM
Revenge is best served cold.
JohnnyMack
4/18/2006, 09:04 PM
It also lets you look back at it later and see what a schizophrenic you can be.:D
Or maybe you're like this all the time. :eek:
That dude has been rude to everyone in our office for the last 7 years that we've been in that building. I'm gonna hire 1tc to do some covert peeing in that guy's office.
sanantoniosooner
4/18/2006, 09:08 PM
I know this is a little bad, but when the Murrah Building went down, there were so many good people that died, and there was a video of one of the biggest a-holes in the building getting rescued shown over and over again.
I don't wish him gone, but if he could have been swapped for some of the others.............
walkoffsooner
4/18/2006, 09:10 PM
I like the way you think.
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