I just hired a gardener/pool man/ handy man

[MamaMia]

His name is Pedro.
The only problemo is that I no hablas espanol. :P

[afs]

get ya some, mom. ;)

[Harry Beanbag]

Is he legal?

[walkoffsooner]

hire an interpreter or just point and say andelay mo fo

[JohnnyMack]

This one time, on Desperate Housewives.....

[picasso]

http://cabletv.starhub.com/media/image/show/20051011235904_TheManwithTwoBrains_mid.jpg

[MamaMia]

Is he legal?
I havent a clue since like I expalined, I no speakada la espanyola. Hes the only one who answered my ad, which ran in the paper on free paper day, so what I do know is that hes the only unemployed "mo fo" in this town who wants a job. :D

[walkoffsooner]

Limpia La Alberca = clean the pool

[1stTimeCaller]

I havent a clue since like I expalined, I no speakada la espanyola. Hes the only one who answered my ad, which ran in the paper on free paper day, so what I do know is that hes the only unemployed "mo fo" in this town who wants a job. :D

I love it when Mom says 'mofo'. That's awesome

[jk the sooner fan]

if he gets upset, just say "calmate culo"

[IB4OU2]

Can he swim?..........Uhhh nevermind..:O

[Okla-homey]

I havent a clue since like I expalined, I no speakada la espanyola. Hes the only one who answered my ad, which ran in the paper on free paper day, so what I do know is that hes the only unemployed "mo fo" in this town who wants a job. :D

Mom,
He understands "show me your green card." Trust me.

Gut check time for you if he doesn't have one. IMHO, it's your bidness whether you choose to employ him if he's undocumented, although legislatures around the country are planning statutes which may criminalize employment of illegals.

Just saying.

[GulfCoastBamaFan]

Try this site:

http://babel.altavista.com/

Not all translations are accurate, especially when trying to translate complex sentences. But most words and short phrases come out Ok.

Clean the pool. Mow the lawn. Water the garden. Repair the gate. Rub my shoulders.

[frankensooner]

Its people like you that encourage illegal immigration!!!! ;)

[crawfish]

I'm sure he speaks...the international langage. ;)

[frankensooner]

This means "please bag my grass clippings":

Usted tiene ojos hermosos. ¡Béseme mi semental hermoso!.

[sooneron]

Yes, remember to say Por Favor from time to time.

[IB4OU2]

Pedro, Aplique por favor la lacion del branceado.

[yermom]

did he offer you his protection?

[Howzit]

did he offer you his protection?

You should ALWAYS use protection.

[crawfish]

I'm sure he speaks...the international langage. ;)

You know...heh heh heh...the "international language".

[MamaMia]

Yes, remember to say Por Favor from time to time.
Thanks for tips ya'll. Please and thank you were the first words that I learned. He goes to the Spanish mass at my church and is a very decent older gentleman, so I wouldnt want to be rude by asking him for a green card. I'm just grateful that after a week someone finally answered my ad. His sister in law, who speaks a little English, helps me once a week in the house. She and her husband, Pedros brother, just gave $800.00 to the church. She said that she will drive him over and splain what I need him to do on the days he works. :)

How you say..."Are you thirsty, would you care for some water or iced tea?

[picasso]

"may eye prune jour hedges meese?"

[Mjcpr]

How you say..."You look awfully hot in all of those heavy, heavy clothes?

Bow chikka bow bow....

[IB4OU2]

Thanks for tips ya'll. Please and thank you were the first words that I learned. He goes to the Spanish mass at my church and is a very decent older gentleman so I wouldnt want to rude by asking him for a green card. I'm just grateful that after a week someone finally answered my ad. His sister in law who speaks a little English helps me once a week in the house. She and her husband, Pedros brother, just gave $800.00 to the church. She said that she will drive him over and spain what I need him to do on the days he works. :)

How you say..."Are you thirsty, would you care for some water or iced tea?

¿Tiene usted sed, usted cuidaría para algo de agua o de té helado?

[sooneron]

We don't need no stinking badges!!!


http://dumbdotcom.com/images/uploads/badges.jpeg

[sooneron]

Sorry had to post the original Mexican dude that said it...

http://surprisingstories.dcwi.com/Images/pancho.jpg

[Okla-homey]

Thanks for tips ya'll. Please and thank you were the first words that I learned. He goes to the Spanish mass at my church and is a very decent older gentleman so I wouldnt want to rude by asking him for a green card. I'm just grateful that after a week someone finally answered my ad. His sister in law who speaks a little English helps me once a week in the house. She and her husband, Pedros brother, just gave $800.00 to the church. She said that she will drive him over and spain what I need him to do on the days he works. :)

How you say..."Are you thirsty, would you care for some water or iced tea?

On the days he works, it would be sweet of you to buy and place in a shady spot a nice Igloo jug you keep filled with fresh water and ice with a handy drinking cup. Either that or a cooler with some sports drinks and bottled water.

[JohnnyMack]

Ask him if you can see his burrito.

[crawfish]

You know...heh heh heh...the "international language".

Love. :mad:

http://www.xenafan.com/movies/bod/images/rickimom04.jpg

[ChickSoonerFan]

You know...heh heh heh...the "international language".

Yes...we all get it. :rolleyes:


:D

[handcrafted]

If you ever have to fire him, just yell "Border Patrol!!"

Never see him again. :D

[RacerX]

Love. :mad:

http://www.xenafan.com/movies/bod/images/rickimom04.jpg

and to drink...Peru!

[Jimminy Crimson]

If you ever have to fire him, just yell "Border Patrol!!"

Never see him again. :D

Amazing Racist video clip here]

:D

[Melo]

Leche de pollo
Leche de pollo
me gusta
tomar
leche de pollo

Beso mi pollo
Beso mi pollo
beso
mi grande salado pollo juevoooooos!

[Stanley1]

Love. :mad:

http://www.xenafan.com/movies/bod/images/rickimom04.jpg

I almost went and found that picture the first time I read your post. I LOVE that movie, so funny.

[Jimminy Crimson]

Every time he works, take a stereo outside and play the Macarena. It's a rule that they have to stop what they are doing and dance.

[Taxman71]

"Mow the grass" day outfit?

http://www.tbpac.com/shows/show_images/charo.jpg

[Jimminy Crimson]

"Mow the grass" day outfit?

http://www.tbpac.com/shows/show_images/charo.jpg

MY EYES!!!! :eek:

[Czar Soonerov]

Mikey, is he cute? Is he brown? Would he like to join us for a cocktail? Is he polite? Is he clean? Have him take off his shoes. Don't let him go!

[Melo]

Leche de pollo
Leche de pollo
me gusta
tomar
leche de pollo

Beso mi pollo
Beso mi pollo
beso
mi grande salado pollo juevoooooos!

So people can talk about farting, girls being commando, and Dean stumbling into cornholes, but NO ONE MAKES A COMMENT ON MY BIG, SALTY CHICKEN BALLS?!?!

:mad:

[RacerX]

Que?

[slickdawg]

vete a la mierda

[slickdawg]

no coja con el decano

[MamaMia]

Well, the day went well. Pedro works slow but dont we all at our age? The afternoon ended with Pedro, his two sister in laws, my husband and me sitting on the patio drinking peach tea as the onw sister translated for us.

Today he is coming over to learn how to clean the pool. My husband is just so busy with work these days and he is getting up in years. That along with my health problems I'm dealing with right now, I must say that its a real blessing to have Pedro around. :)

[Okla-homey]

Well, the day went well. Pedro works slow but dont we all at our age? The afternoon ended with Pedro, his two sister in laws, my husband and me sitting on the patio drinking peach tea as the onw sister translated for us.

Today he is coming over to learn how to clean the pool. My husband is just so busy with work these days and he is getting up in years. That along with my health problems I'm dealing with right now, I must say that its a real blessing to have Pedro around. :)

Pedro is making all Mom's dreams come true.

[C&CDean]

If you have a twisted sense of humor and wanna get a chuckle - while he's sitting on the patio sipping tea get a really terrified look on your face, jump up and point to the gate and yell "La Migra!!!!!"

Pedro will caca in his pantalones.