achiro
4/17/2006, 04:32 PM
So the office dumpster sits just behind the office, near the door where I come in. People regularly use my dumpster as their own and find it neccessary to use the dumpster for those nasty things they don't want in their own trash.(fish guts and dead pets come to mind) This morning is an example, the nice warm temps of the weekend have taken their toll and the whole office smells like rotting flesh.
Since I can't move the dumpster and the $100 fine ffrom the city doesn't seem to keep people away, I was thinking of a nice boobie trap. One that when they flipped open the lid, a large arm would reach out over their head, stab them in the back and pull them into the dumpster. Then I thought that if it happened on a Friday that by Monday the smell would just be adding to the problem.
Anyway, I figured that the SO could come up with some imaginitive ideas to stop my dumpster problems for good.:D
Since I can't move the dumpster and the $100 fine ffrom the city doesn't seem to keep people away, I was thinking of a nice boobie trap. One that when they flipped open the lid, a large arm would reach out over their head, stab them in the back and pull them into the dumpster. Then I thought that if it happened on a Friday that by Monday the smell would just be adding to the problem.
Anyway, I figured that the SO could come up with some imaginitive ideas to stop my dumpster problems for good.:D