ANTHRAX

[Norm In Norman]

Well, they just turned the AC off here and nobody can leave. It's getting hot in here. This had better be a joke.

[Mjcpr]

You wouldn't know good anthrax if it hit you in the mouth.

[1stTimeCaller]

well, your life is complete after having met me last weekend. What do have to live for now?

[Norm In Norman]

you've got a point.

[OUinFLA]

Is the anthrax part of it a joke?
A Normism?
Or is it a legitimate threat?

rsvp as I might want to say a few words to you while I can.

[Norm In Norman]

Not a joke. The building is in lockdown. I would think with the amount of mail that comes through here that this woudln't be the first time, but it's the first time I can think of.

[Mjcpr]

Anthrax is so 2001.

[colleyvillesooner]

A little reading for your down time:

http://www.anthrax.osd.mil/

I'd also crank some Anthrax tunes as well to completely set the mood.

[yermom]

wow Norm

are they handing out the Cipro yet?

[KC//CRIMSON]

Luck of the Norm strikes again.

[Norm In Norman]

Not yet.

If i die or something, you guys will be the first to know.

[Beano's Fourth Chin]

Be sure to end your final post with something like thiaaaarrrrrrrraaarrrghhhh!!!

[frankensooner]

Crap and I did walk in that stupid street bridge of yours at lunchtime!!!

[bri]

Luck of the Norm strikes again.

Yeah, that's a pretty extreme case...even for Norm. :eek:

[Mixer!]

http://www.248am.com/images/jack.jpg

CHLOE! I need you to upload my anthrax-proof hoodie to my PDA - NOW!

EVERYBODY DOWWWWWN!

[swardboy]

Norm?

[Norm In Norman]

The coolest thing about it is instead of hearing something about it over the emergency intercom or even from a manager or something, we hear about it through rumor.

For all I know, the band anthrax is being arrested in the mailroom right now.

[OUDoc]

Back in 2002, someone at the Pharmacy school found some white powder and decided to bring it into our crowded clinic for further review. The whole clinic got locked down, he got stripped and his clothes confiscated. The docs actually left him naked in the room longer than necessary just to prove a point. If you think you've found anthrax, LEAVE IT ALONE!

Good luck, Norm. We're all counting on you.

[IronSooner]

No love for Scott Ian?
http://musica.aol.com.br/repositorio_imagens/flash/musica/anthrax_scottian.jpg

[picasso]

http://www.248am.com/images/jack.jpg

CHLOE! I need you to upload my anthrax-proof hoodie to my PDA - NOW!

EVERYBODY DOWWWWWN!



Queafer?

[yermom]

maybe it's just ricin

[RacerX]

We're going to miss you Norm.

[Norm In Norman]

they just turned the AC back on. Either there was no Anthrax, or they don't really care if we die or not. I'm picking B.

[JohnnyMack]

When you kick it, are we gonna have elections for a new mod?

[Norm In Norman]

I'm pretty sure i won't care.

[OUinFLA]

Norm, I've been thinking of what I wanted to say if this is your final chance to read what Im posting.
So............. just so you know I kinda like you..........if you die today, I want you to know I was thinking of inviting you down to Florida to go fishing.
If you dont die, dont get your hopes up too much...........as I said, i was just thinking of inviting you.

[GDC]

I'd be more worried about smallpox.

[OUDoc]

Maybe Norm should keep a canary in his office, just to be sure.

[IB4OU2]

Norm, can I have your ITunes music library?

[skycat]

When you kick it, are we gonna have elections for a new mod?

We need some pandering to the electorate!

[Ike]

they just turned the AC back on. Either there was no Anthrax, or they don't really care if we die or not. I'm picking B.


If they have to turn off the AC again, go around turning everyones computers off. tell them they are generating too much heat and could melt the chips without the AC on.


except for yours of course. you have to post here and keep us updated.

oh, and if you do kick the bucket, don't forget to hit the "submit reply" button before you do.

[49r]

Norm's posting patterns in this thread are inversely proportionate to the amount of AC in his office today...

...coincidence???

[Sooner24]

I am beginning to think I should stand farther away from Norm at the tailgates this fall. A still orbiting piece of the Skylab could fall on me. :eek:

[slickdawg]

There's the benefit from a pharting secretary. Her emissions would overcome
any bio/chemical weapons released into my office.

[proud gonzo]

either that or they would join forces :D

[slickdawg]

either that or they would join forces :D

Oh, I didn't think about that option. I could die instantly OR be spared.

[proud gonzo]

is there a zombie option? i think i'd like to see that one. I haven't had a chance to try out any of the tips in the Zombie Survival Guide yet

[Sooner_Bob]

It was just some lemon kool aid . . . sheesh.

:D

[BajaOklahoma]

It was a brownout folks. They just spread the anthrax rumor so everyone wouldn't get p!ssed off the lack of air.
Now Norm & co-workers are just happy it wasn't anthrax.
See? It worked.

[bri]

I'm pretty sure i won't care.

I'm pretty sure you don't care now.

[Cam]

My first thought was I Am The Law.

Norm being a mod and all, it just sort of struck a cord.

No love for Scott Ian?
http://musica.aol.com.br/repositorio_imagens/flash/musica/anthrax_scottian.jpg

[Norm In Norman]

I'm not dead yet.

[OUinFLA]

Glad to hear that.
Im still thinking about asking you to come to Florida and Ill take you fishing.

Are you contageous by any chance?

[Sooner24]

I'm not dead yet.



Much to Mrs. Norms chagrin. ;)

[Norm In Norman]

Glad to hear that.
Im still thinking about asking you to come to Florida and Ill take you fishing.

Are you contageous by any chance?
I think me being contageous is categorized as "someone else's problem."

[Norm In Norman]

Much to Mrs. Norms chagrin. ;)
No insurance money today.

[OUDoc]

I'm not dead yet.
You're not fooling anyone, ya know. You'll be stone cold dead in a moment.

[Oldnslo]

I'm not dead yet.
http://young.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/02oldmn.jpg

[Tailwind]

Phew! Close one.