colleyvillesooner
4/16/2006, 11:58 PM
Oldie but a goodie:
A man goes to the Middle East with his wife and Mother in Law.
While on the trip, in Jerusalem, the mother in law suddenly dies. Very tragic. So the couple goes to the nearest funeral home and the director says "You can bury her here for $150, or have her shipped back to the states to bury her, which will cost $10,000." The man thinks for a second and says, "I think I'll pay the $10,000 to send her back."
The director says, "Are you sure? For only $150, you could have her buried here, in the promise land."
The man quickly replies "I know, but you see, about 2000 years ago, a man was buried here, and he came back to life 3 days later, and that's not a risk I'm willing to take!"
:D
A man goes to the Middle East with his wife and Mother in Law.
While on the trip, in Jerusalem, the mother in law suddenly dies. Very tragic. So the couple goes to the nearest funeral home and the director says "You can bury her here for $150, or have her shipped back to the states to bury her, which will cost $10,000." The man thinks for a second and says, "I think I'll pay the $10,000 to send her back."
The director says, "Are you sure? For only $150, you could have her buried here, in the promise land."
The man quickly replies "I know, but you see, about 2000 years ago, a man was buried here, and he came back to life 3 days later, and that's not a risk I'm willing to take!"
:D