View Full Version : What kind of people are you automatically suspicous of?
royalfan5
4/14/2006, 06:14 PM
For me I always assume the following people are up to no good
1)Vegetarians
2)Hook 'em
3)Guys who don't like sports
4)People who don't like Dr. Pepper
5)ladies with a superdeep tan in winter
6)Folks with shifty eyes
OUHOMER
4/14/2006, 06:18 PM
how about people who drink sweet tea???? I dont trust them
leftfield
4/14/2006, 06:18 PM
For me I always assume the following people are up to no good
1)Vegetarians
2)Hook 'em
3)Guys who don't like sports
4)People who don't like Dr. Pepper
5)ladies with a superdeep tan in winter
6)Folks with shifty eyes
bingo
StoopTroup
4/14/2006, 06:20 PM
Enough said...
http://www.empirewilderness.com/weblog/images/bikerfox5.27web.jpg
lexsooner
4/14/2006, 06:34 PM
1. Guys named Skip or Trip.
2. Guys who have pet names for their cars.
3. Women who only lift tiny weights because they "just want to tone."
4. People who always claim to be on a diet but eat like the Donner Party when there is food around.
5. Women who are overly interested in others' personal lives.
6. Older folks who like to talk about "The Good Old Days.
7. Guys in hot cars who drive at or below the speed limit.
8. Anyone who is parked in a handicapped space.
9. Anyone who is arrested and smiles big in their mug shot.
10. Guys who eat a big lunch and then say they ate so much they are "not going to eat dinner."
Vaevictis
4/14/2006, 06:43 PM
1. Two 20ish-year-old guys walking together on a sidewalk, with a white button down shirt, tie, dressy pants and dressy shoes. (Usually, they're going to try to sell me on some religion or another)
2. Anybody I don't know who asks me for money.
3. Anyone who is in sales.
4. Anyone in the first two (sometimes three) tiers of technical support.
5. Anyone who calls me that I don't know.
6. Anyone who says, "9/11 changed everything." (No, it didn't you dumb-arse. The only thing that changed was that Americans started paying attention).
7. Anyone who likes Tom DeLay.
8. Anyone who thinks that it's a good thing for any one party to control the House, the Senate and the White House.
9. Anyone who thinks that religion in government is a good thing.
Tailwind
4/14/2006, 06:50 PM
[QUOTE=royalfan5]For me I always assume the following people are up to no good
1)Vegetarians
2)Hook 'em
3)Guys who don't like sports
4)People who likeDr Pepper
5)Folks with shifty eyes
6)People who like to tell me how to do my job and haven't a clue
7)Women who only lift heavy weights because they want to look like steroidosaurus
8)People who use the words "weight inappropriate clothing"
OUinFLA
4/14/2006, 06:55 PM
people who post on internet boards.
well, except Sooners.
5) People who like Nancy Palosi
4) People who want to talk to you about their religous beliefs, but they don't want to listen to yours
3) People who claim God will torture most of mankind forever and ever "To His good pleasure"
2) People who believe an animals' life is worth just as much or more than a human.
1) People who believe "only police and military should own guns"
0) Chi lovers
-1) Anyone who owns the "talking bass trophy" and has it on their living room wall.
oh, one more! Anyone who beleives that 911 was a neo-con conspiracy by the Bush government.
-Anyone who tells me about their military heroics within the first year
-People who seem overly suspicious of me
-People who prefer cats to dogs
-People in cars with "W is for Women" stickers
-Germ-o-phobes
-Authoritarians
-Men who drive vans without side windows
Octavian
4/14/2006, 07:12 PM
5) People who like Nancy Palosi
4) People who want to talk to you about their religous beliefs, but they don't want to listen to yours
3) People who claim God will torture most of mankind forever and ever "To His good pleasure"
2) People who believe an animals' life is worth just as much or more than a human.
1) People who believe "only police and military should own guns"
0) Chi lovers
-1) Anyone who owns the "talking bass trophy" and has it on their living room wall.
oh, one more! Anyone who beleives that 911 was a neo-con conspiracy by the Bush government.
you mean Che?
you mean Che?
YES! Thank you.
Octavian
4/14/2006, 07:29 PM
YES! Thank you.
YW.
Actually, Che shares something in common w/ GDub...they both believed it was possible to export an ideological revolution to foreign places they'd never been (called "foco theory" in Che's case)...
now W's policy may not succeed in Iraq but at least he wont get his a5s shot off in Bolivia ;)
Octavian
4/14/2006, 07:30 PM
and I dont trust guys who pop their collars
or girls who have b00b jobs
bigdsooner
4/14/2006, 07:38 PM
whorn fans
osu fans
the u fans
lawyers
car salesman or saleswoman
people who think drinkin is wrong
parents who refuse to whip a kids a$$ cause they think it will destroy their self esteem
phags
nickzepp
Penguin
4/14/2006, 07:44 PM
-guys who don't drink
-any salesman
-any group of guys 25 or younger who are just hanging around
-anybody who is way too quiet
-any guy who will not look me in the eye
-any woman at the office (Backstabbers. Not all, but most.)
SicEmBaylor
4/14/2006, 07:47 PM
1)Teenagers
2)People who wear shirts with heavy metal bands on the front. :D
3)Guys with body jewelry.
4)Men who wear jewelry.
5)Aggies
6)Leftists
7)People who don't like Neil Diamond.
People who think my hard earned money would be better spent by someone other than me.
SoonerInKCMO
4/14/2006, 08:04 PM
Whitey.
walkoffsooner
4/14/2006, 09:45 PM
People who say they wouldn't cheat me because they are christian.If they are christian's I can tell. You won't have to tell me.
GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 09:48 PM
you mean Che?
Ah. I thought he was suspicious of people that like Chicago. Or maybe people that are into Tai Chi. And
1)Teenagers
2)People who wear shirts with heavy metal bands on the front. :D
3)Guys with body jewelry.
4)Men who wear jewelry.
5)Aggies
6)Leftists
7)People who don't like Neil Diamond.
I'm assuming a watch doesn't count as jewelry, right?
I really don't consider it a great detriment to my intellegence that I can't spell the commie bast*rd's name.
OUTromBoNado
4/14/2006, 10:20 PM
and I dont trust guys who pop their collars
Arrrg. I saw some 18-20 year old kid at QuikTrip a couple of weeks ago wearing a lime green polo shirt complete with front-tuck and popped-collar.
I just wanted to yell,
http://x402.putfile.com/4/10322182550.jpg
olevetonahill
4/14/2006, 10:24 PM
girls who have b00b jobs
Why you hate Toys ?
GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 10:25 PM
A front-tuck? OK, that's supa.gay.
Octavian
4/14/2006, 10:26 PM
Why you hate Toys ?
I just said I didn't trust em ;)
olevetonahill
4/14/2006, 10:28 PM
I just said I didn't trust em ;)
Oh Ok like they might leak or sompun ?
olevetonahill
4/14/2006, 10:30 PM
really tho Only 2 kinds of humanoids That I totally distrust
#1 :texan: s
# 2 Dayum yankees
Dont that cover it ? ;)
GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 10:31 PM
Oh Ok like they might leak or sompun ?
Heh. MAN HANDS!
http://home.comcast.net/~bernievision/Coulter_Mouse_pad.jpg
SicEmBaylor
4/14/2006, 10:31 PM
I'm assuming a watch doesn't count as jewelry, right?
Correct, I wear a watch.
I'm thinking along the lines of ear rings, necklaces, etc.
SicEmBaylor
4/14/2006, 10:31 PM
Heh. MAN HANDS!
http://home.comcast.net/~bernievision/Coulter_Mouse_pad.jpg
Is that Ann Coulter?
MamaMia
4/14/2006, 10:33 PM
1)Teenagers
2)People who wear shirts with heavy metal bands on the front. :D
3)Guys with body jewelry.
4)Men who wear jewelry.
5)Aggies
6)Leftists
7)People who don't like Neil Diamond.Neil Diamond wears jewelry. I'm just sayin'. :P
I'm automatically suspicious of:
1) People who dont like dogs.
2) Anyone dating or wanting to date my daughters.
3) Healthy people who dont work and are on welfare.
4) People who use the phrase "I would never do that."
5) Women with blonde hair, dark roots and chipped fingernail polish.
SicEmBaylor
4/14/2006, 10:36 PM
Neil Diamond wears jewelry. I'm just sayin'. :P
Well that creates quite a conundrum for me.
I'm going to say that Neil Diamond can do whatever the hell he wnats because he's Neil Diamond. :D
slickdawg
4/14/2006, 10:45 PM
That really looks like Ann Coulter.
GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 10:53 PM
That really looks like Ann Coulter.
It is a mousepad with fake boobies and a picture of Ann Coulter on it. It happened to turn up in a google image serch.
slickdawg
4/14/2006, 10:55 PM
Klassik! :)
SicEmBaylor
4/14/2006, 11:26 PM
It is a mousepad with fake boobies and a picture of Ann Coulter on it. It happened to turn up in a google image serch.
Where do I order?
Kidding. :D
sooner_born_1960
4/14/2006, 11:28 PM
Royals fans.
GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 11:28 PM
Where do I order?
Kidding. :D
http://www.chestrest.com/product_info.php?products_id=13
Behold, the power of Google. They don't seem to have the Ann Coulter version, though.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
4/15/2006, 02:03 AM
People who say they don't have time to go fishing.
People who say they think Bush is stupid(they're not being honest)
Those who say Clinton was impeached because of sex(again, dishonesty)
People who are big fans of the NY Yankees and/or the domers
Anyone who is a NASCAR fan(these folks are from a different planet than me)
GulfCoastBamaFan
4/15/2006, 02:12 AM
I thought the title of this thread was, "What kind of people are you anatomically suspicious of."
I had a long list of anatomical suspicions.
just how drunk are you GCBF?
GulfCoastBamaFan
4/15/2006, 02:33 AM
Not even a little!
Well, Ok. A little.
This is really good beer.
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