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StoopTroup
4/14/2006, 05:45 PM
drinking right now?

Scott D
4/14/2006, 05:46 PM
low acid minute maid oj....*cough**hack**cough* :(

royalfan5
4/14/2006, 05:56 PM
Dr. Pepper

Sooner_Bob
4/14/2006, 05:58 PM
ice water

colleyvillesooner
4/14/2006, 06:02 PM
Ozarka

leftfield
4/14/2006, 06:04 PM
Dr. Pepper

ditto

sooner n houston
4/14/2006, 06:09 PM
Really watered down iced tea. My son finished the tea off, leaving maybe two swallows, then puts the picture back in the fridge like nothing happened. So of course when I come in from doing a little yard work, while mamma and the boy are getting some groceries, NO TEA!!! So I watered it down with ice to make me a glass of something cold.

slickdawg
4/14/2006, 06:12 PM
Coca-Cola

Howzit
4/14/2006, 06:50 PM
Bud Light. I just got in from mowing the yard and I needed water.

JohnnyMack
4/14/2006, 06:54 PM
Bud Light. I just got in from mowing the yard and I needed water.

Why don't you just rub your little beer in everybody who can't have one's face?

:bsmf:

Tailwind
4/14/2006, 06:54 PM
Iced tea. Full stength. Lots of ice. Copious amounts.

Howzit
4/14/2006, 06:55 PM
Why don't you just rub your little beer in everybody who can't have one's face?

:bsmf:

And there's lots more where this came from.

Howzit
4/14/2006, 06:56 PM
Iced tea. Full stength. Lots of ice. Copious amounts.

sweetened or no?

OUinFLA
4/14/2006, 06:57 PM
Pepto Bismol
wifey cooked tonight. usually it's Pizza Hut night.

bigdsooner
4/14/2006, 07:22 PM
budweiser earlier, now im drinkin a negra modelo. damn good beer

Tailwind
4/14/2006, 07:26 PM
sweetened or no?
Sweetened with splenda, and straight, alternately. Sometimes i need something sweet, and I'm trying to avoid cookies and candy bars.

SicEmBaylor
4/14/2006, 07:42 PM
Mt. Dew

Penguin
4/14/2006, 07:47 PM
Crystal Light

oumartin
4/14/2006, 07:55 PM
is that what you call it in jail? I think its water Penguin

BeetDigger
4/14/2006, 08:11 PM
A glass of cab.

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 08:19 PM
Icy-cold deelishus Rolling Rocks.

Howzit
4/14/2006, 08:22 PM
Margs now. I think I'm in for a ****ty run in the morning.

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 08:28 PM
Drink with me, you magnificent elf.

Come to the dark side...

royalfan5
4/14/2006, 08:33 PM
Now I am enjoying a refreshing iced tea

bigdsooner
4/14/2006, 08:35 PM
nuther bud :D

i love weekend's

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 08:39 PM
Almost Corona

with lime

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 08:48 PM
Almost Corona

with lime

You just sniffin' it or what?

:les: DRINK UP, WOMAN!!! :eddie:

colleyvillesooner
4/14/2006, 08:50 PM
must be corona lite...

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 08:51 PM
It's 7-11 Corona. Not the real stuff. :(

bigdsooner
4/14/2006, 08:52 PM
Almost Corona

with lime


so, is that like near beer :confused:

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 08:52 PM
You just sniffin' it or what?

:les: DRINK UP, WOMAN!!! :eddie:


Does that work?

Sniff Sniff :D

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 08:53 PM
I have some wine..I may have to open it up.

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 08:55 PM
Does that work?

Sniff Sniff :D

No. Not unless you use a straw and stuff. Which kinda burns...

I say open the wine. My icy-cold deelishus Rolling Rocks are from the liquor store so I feel your pain...

:eddie:

royalfan5
4/14/2006, 08:55 PM
It's 7-11 Corona. Not the real stuff. :(
Is part of the weird Oklahoma alcohol laws? I don't know why y'all stand for that stuff.

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 08:57 PM
Is part of the weird Oklahoma alcohol laws? I don't know why y'all stand for that stuff.

Dude, it's down-right oppressive.

I've been meaning to ask Beano what he thinks about it seeing as he came from Houston...

MiccoMacey
4/14/2006, 08:58 PM
Hawaiian Punch.

Until Sunday when I can have soda.

Then it's DP and Mountain Dew for 24 hours straight.

bri
4/14/2006, 08:58 PM
Icy-cold deelishus Rolling Rocks.


What she said...

http://static.flickr.com/46/128654374_0789475a76_o.jpg

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 08:59 PM
I usually buy all my beer at the liquor store but last night my neighbor bought a 6 pack from 7-11 and we drank some last night, and the rest tonight.

colleyvillesooner
4/14/2006, 09:02 PM
I usually buy all my beer at the liquor store but last night my neighbor bought a 6 pack from 7-11 and we drank some last night, and the rest tonight.

some last night and the rest tonight. a 6 pack? ;)

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 09:05 PM
Awww, yeah...

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 09:05 PM
some last night and the rest tonight. a 6 pack? ;)

Yes??

What??

What are you trying to say??

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 09:09 PM
Yes??

What??

What are you trying to say??

Let me help...

..he saying you're nursing those beers...you can make a 6-pack last two nights between two people?

The accelerator is on the one on the right! GO!!! :eddie:

bri
4/14/2006, 09:10 PM
Where's my popcorn?

No one said there'd be a show...:D

colleyvillesooner
4/14/2006, 09:11 PM
It took two of you two nights to finish up a sick pack. It's time to:

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/7785/book446sj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

bri
4/14/2006, 09:12 PM
Heh.

Oh god, I missed Drunkytown.

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 09:12 PM
Let me help...

..he saying you're nursing those beers...you can make a 6-pack last two nights between two people?

The accelerator is on the one on the right! GO!!! :eddie:

That is what I THOUGHT he was trying to say...or something close to it.

geeezzz...men. Why can't they just come right out and say what they mean?

OK...where is that wine bottle...

StoopTroup
4/14/2006, 09:12 PM
Where's my popcorn?

No one said there'd be a show...:D
How do you like your popcorn?

http://www.thebest3d.com/dogwaffle/freebies/brushimages/trionix/popcorn.jpg

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 09:13 PM
That is what I THOUGHT he was trying to say...or something close to it.

geeezzz...men. Why can't they just come right out and say what they mean?

OK...where is that wine bottle...

Hee hee...

She knows what I'm talking about...she's the lime girl for cripe's sake! :D

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 09:14 PM
It took two of you two nights to finish up a sick pack. It's time to:

http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/7785/book446sj.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:O

There were actually three of us. But I had the MOST. I think I had one left over from before too...anyway...I am working in it.

bri
4/14/2006, 09:14 PM
Wait, we have superheros now? Sweet!

colleyvillesooner
4/14/2006, 09:14 PM
That is what I THOUGHT he was trying to say...or something close to it.

geeezzz...men. Why can't they just come right out and say what they mean?

OK...where is that wine bottle...

Yeah, cause of the two sexes, we're the ones who put everything into ****ing super defcon level 5 code. :D

Al Gore
4/14/2006, 09:14 PM
GNC Pro Performance® T.R. Complete Protein - Chocolate

colleyvillesooner
4/14/2006, 09:16 PM
:O

There were actually three of us. But I had the MOST. I think I had one left over from before too...anyway...I am working in it.

Holy ****!! 7 beers for 3 people! I can only imagine how crazy it got! ;)

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 09:20 PM
What she said...

http://static.flickr.com/46/128654374_0789475a76_o.jpg

Heh. that doesn't say **** on the bottle, though. Heck, that avatar of you I have saved somewhere may be the only way you can still say **** on this board.

Oh, and that's a very nice beer coozy you have there. I think I hae one just like it somewhere...

colleyvillesooner
4/14/2006, 09:20 PM
Heh. that doesn't say **** on the bottle, though. Heck, that avatar of you I have saved somewhere may be the only way you can still say **** on this board.

I know. The *******s here blocked out all the good words ;)

StoopTroup
4/14/2006, 09:21 PM
GNC Pro PerformanceŽ T.R. Complete Protein - Chocolate
That stuff really works huh?

http://www.shannonm.com/friends_family/images/9C995919.jpg

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 09:21 PM
Well.

Seems like GHP has started without us...

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 09:21 PM
Holy ****!! 7 beers for 3 people! I can only imagine how crazy it got! ;)

Oh..you have no idea....

Three single moms hanging out at my house....P.A.R.T.Y. ;)

bri
4/14/2006, 09:22 PM
Phssssst.

Number 2, bitches.


(I started late. Stupid work. :mad:)

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 09:24 PM
Phssssst.

Nujber 4, beyones.

Heh.

colleyvillesooner
4/14/2006, 09:25 PM
(plastic cracking)

3rd bottle of water.

Can't shake this cold. :(

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 09:26 PM
Well.

Seems like GHP has started without us...

Can I blame it on practicing a Scottish accent? Maybe I'll just blame it on Scotch. I'll have to drink some first, though. brb.

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 09:27 PM
Phssssst.

Nujber 4, beyones.

Heh.


heh

have you actually tried to say that? I just did...it is kind of hard.

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 09:28 PM
(plastic cracking)

3rd bottle of water.

Can't shake this cold. :(

The alcohol should kill it....drink up.

If not the alcohol...the lime you add to it will help. Vitamin C and all. :D

bri
4/14/2006, 09:29 PM
Say what? "Nujber"?

That is kind of hard to say...since it's not a word so much as the typo of a drunk girl. :D

colleyvillesooner
4/14/2006, 09:31 PM
beyones ain't a walk in the park either.

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 09:32 PM
beyones ain't a walk in the park either.

Ya know what...I think I have been saying that wrong all this time. :confused:

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 09:32 PM
Okay...now 'beyones' is starting to crack me up...

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 09:34 PM
Okay...now 'beyones' is starting to crack me up...

are you saying beyones

like yoko ono or like yawn?

walkoffsooner
4/14/2006, 09:34 PM
Arnold Palmer and its good.

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 09:35 PM
That stuff really works huh?

http://www.shannonm.com/friends_family/images/9C995919.jpg

Oh, and yeah, maybe (scary), yeah, heck yeah, yeah, and maybe (also scary).

Al Gore
4/14/2006, 09:35 PM
http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=4/10321343888.jpg&s=x402

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 09:35 PM
Arnold Palmer and its good.

beyones like Arnold Palmer? I can't say it like that.

bri
4/14/2006, 09:36 PM
IBTD


:D

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 09:36 PM
are you saying beyones

like yoko ono or like yawn?

Like 'beyonces' ...my half-drunk a$$ left out the 'c'...

I'm just half-crocked...that's all.

Okay...33% crocked...

:eddie:

colleyvillesooner
4/14/2006, 09:36 PM
http://kids.christiansunite.com/images/animals/bee.jpg http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/6788/yo9zf.jpg http://www.chronicgames.net/images/nes.jpg

Al Gore
4/14/2006, 09:37 PM
That stuff really works huh?

http://www.shannonm.com/friends_family/images/9C995919.jpgYes.....It makes it hard.....including muscles.....

bri
4/14/2006, 09:37 PM
Beeyonintendo?

Man, I HAVE been saying it wrong.

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 09:38 PM
Heh.
(http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1955&stc=1&d=1145068638)

colleyvillesooner
4/14/2006, 09:39 PM
Beeyonintendo?

Man, I HAVE been saying it wrong.

Like you don't know it's acronym. :mad:

bri
4/14/2006, 09:39 PM
Ah, good times.

Al Gore
4/14/2006, 09:39 PM
Heh.
(http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1955&stc=1&d=1145068638)Go up to my link and post my Bri pic...

royalfan5
4/14/2006, 09:40 PM
I've now switched to Boulevard Wheat.

bri
4/14/2006, 09:40 PM
Like you don't know it's acronym. :mad:

Look, don't get all ****y at me just because you suck at rhebuses...rhebi...um, those things.

colleyvillesooner
4/14/2006, 09:41 PM
I've now switched to Boulevard Wheat.

good man. Really wish we had those here.

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 09:42 PM
Ah, good times.
I also have this one:
(http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1956&stc=1&d=1145068793)

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 09:42 PM
Phfff****ty...

Number 5, beyonces.

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 09:43 PM
Go up to my link and post my Bri pic...

http://x402.putfile.com/4/10321343888.jpg

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 09:44 PM
Man, I have a TON of old avatars saved. I think i have pinky and the brain, calvin and hobbes, the Death of Rats, some random kung fu guy, boom head shot, humping stormtrooper (I'd never use that one here, but it's come in handy in some other places)...

Al Gore
4/14/2006, 09:44 PM
http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=4/10321435949.jpg&s=x402

Bri and Norm

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 09:45 PM
Oh, and numba.one! biznachos.

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 09:48 PM
I've never changed mine.

Only for about a day once last year. That's it. I can't replace my pony babies....

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 09:48 PM
Not a 'phfffshiittt' but but number 5 is really good...

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 09:49 PM
http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=4/10321435949.jpg&s=x402

Bri and Norm

I have not drank enough to fall for that one.

;)

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 09:49 PM
Not a 'phfffshiittt' but but number 5 is really good...

Shotgunned number 5, didja?

colleyvillesooner
4/14/2006, 09:51 PM
Shotgunned number 5, didja?

She's pretty hardcore if she shotgunned a bottle.

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 09:51 PM
Shotgunned number 5, didja?


Funneled, Biznacho.

Okay, not really. But this is number 5 and I'm doen with it.

Here comes #6. Oh, lawd...

:eddie: :eddie: :eddie:

bri
4/14/2006, 09:52 PM
I love Drunkytown. It's like dolemite handle-jacked the entire board.

:D

Al Gore
4/14/2006, 09:52 PM
I've never changed mine.

Only for about a day once last year. That's it. I can't replace my pony babies....At least you have one...sniff....sniff....

Al Gore
4/14/2006, 09:54 PM
If you guys are hammered.....I will let you help with a bridge design problem....

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 09:58 PM
If you guys are hammered.....I will let you help with a bridge design problem....

Sorry, I don't build bridges with guys. It just sounds gay.

;)

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 09:58 PM
Funneled, Biznacho.

Okay, not really. But this is number 5 and I'm doen with it.

Here comes #6. Oh, lawd...

:eddie: :eddie: :eddie:

I am never going to catch up!

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 09:59 PM
numba.two! w00t!

colleyvillesooner
4/14/2006, 09:59 PM
I am never going to catch up!

You sure? Even with that demon pace of 3 beers a night? ;)

You're drinking wine, right? Go get a bigger glass. Like this:

http://www.execprom.com/licensed-to-play/Hockey_Canada/images/corp_gift/big/glass-stein.jpg

bri
4/14/2006, 10:00 PM
PHSSSSSSST!

Hat trick!

bri
4/14/2006, 10:00 PM
You sure? Even with that demon pace of 3 beers a night? ;)

Note to self: Build up spek, come back and SPEK THE BEJEEZUS OUT OF THIS POST. :D

royalfan5
4/14/2006, 10:01 PM
I've opened my second bottle of wheaty goodness

Al Gore
4/14/2006, 10:06 PM
Well...the Easter eggs are almost finished!!!!!!!

Al Gore
4/14/2006, 10:06 PM
Note to self: Build up spek, come back and SPEK THE BEJEEZUS OUT OF THIS POST. :Dspekered

olevetonahill
4/14/2006, 10:07 PM
Natty lite all nite ;)
Some one asked me "how far is from Wister to Poteau ? "
I said about a six pack, it depends on how fast ya drive ;)

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 10:07 PM
I am never going to catch up!

I don't think you applyin' yoself, Smokey...

Hiccup.:eddie:

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 10:08 PM
I don't think you applyin' yoself, Smokey...

Hiccup.:eddie:

By the time I catch up you guys are going to be passed out!!

bri
4/14/2006, 10:09 PM
I got 5 bucks that says BSG is actually on the floor, hanging on to the carpet to keep from flying off the face of the earth, and Mr. BSG is reading the posts to her.....very....slowly....

:D

olevetonahill
4/14/2006, 10:09 PM
spekered
Says I cant speker that post more than once ;)

royalfan5
4/14/2006, 10:10 PM
Do the rural bars in Oklahoma sell six packs in cut in half 12 pack boxes so the beers are easier to scoop while in a vehicle like they do in Nebraska? It's handy.

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 10:10 PM
By the time I catch up you guys are going to be passed out!!

I'll still be awake. Stan might not like that, though. ;)

olevetonahill
4/14/2006, 10:11 PM
By the time I catch up you guys are going to be passed out!!
4 times

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 10:11 PM
I got 5 bucks that says BSG is actually on the floor, hanging on to the carpet to keep from flying off the face of the earth, and Mr. BSG is reading the posts to her.....very....slowly....

:D

Cheapest amusement park ride ever.

Wait, second-cheapest.

olevetonahill
4/14/2006, 10:12 PM
Do the rural bars in Oklahoma sell six packs in cut in half 12 pack boxes so the beers are easier to scoop while in a vehicle like they do in Nebraska? It's handy.
Naw we have enough sense to have someone in the back seat to just hand us another :eek:

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 10:12 PM
Mr. BSG went to bed. Freakin' quitter...

I'm posting...unsupervised...

Motherbitches.

olevetonahill
4/14/2006, 10:14 PM
Mr. BSG went to bed. Freakin' quitter...

I'm posting...unsupervised...

Motherbitches.
OH SHAT :eek:
Its gonna be a wild ride now ;)

Al Gore
4/14/2006, 10:16 PM
Cheapest amusement park ride ever.

Wait, second-cheapest.What's the first????

MamaMia
4/14/2006, 10:17 PM
Gold Rush Cinnamon flavored Honest Tea

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 10:18 PM
What's the first????

You ever have a little voice saying "go on, say reverse cowgirl, it'll be funny!"

Yeah, that voice won.

royalfan5
4/14/2006, 10:18 PM
Naw we have enough sense to have someone in the back seat to just hand us another :eek:
That doesn't work as well when you have check crops by yourself.

colleyvillesooner
4/14/2006, 10:18 PM
By the time I catch up you guys are going to be celebrating Easter!!
fixed

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 10:19 PM
What's the first????

I will not hesitate to poke out your earhole, video tape it and put it your own briefcase for public viewing.

Bitcha$$.

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 10:21 PM
I will not hesitate to poke out your earhole, video tape it and put it your own briefcase for public viewing.

Bitcha$$.

See? BSG didn't need an explanation of that one...

colleyvillesooner
4/14/2006, 10:22 PM
we should probably sticky this thread.

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 10:23 PM
we should probably sticky this thread.

....

Nah. Too easy.

bri
4/14/2006, 10:23 PM
At the rate it's going, it'll sticky itself.


STICKY!!!!!11

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 10:24 PM
oh, and numba.three!~

I'm hitting the limoncello. I could drink this stuff all night.

Al Gore
4/14/2006, 10:24 PM
I'm going back to coloring Easter eggs.......less violent.........

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 10:25 PM
STABYY!11!

Al Gore
4/14/2006, 10:26 PM
I will not hesitate to poke out your earhole, video tape it and put it your own briefcase for public viewing.

Bitcha$$.......it's the liquor talking........

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 10:27 PM
......it's the liquor talking........

Wait, did she just offer to make a video for you?

....running away like hell...

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 10:27 PM
......it's the liquor talking........

Boy, don't I know it.

hizzuh?

Al Gore
4/14/2006, 10:28 PM
I would really like to color some lobsters......

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 10:28 PM
Rock lobster!

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 10:29 PM
Wait, did she just offer to make a video for you?

....running away like hell...

This is too funny to make my drubnka$$ mad...

You know I like yu, right? :eddie:

bri
4/14/2006, 10:30 PM
......it's the liquor talking........


Made you look.

Howzit
4/14/2006, 10:31 PM
Drink with me, you magnificent elf.

Come to the dark side...
Dammit. I missed this to watch Fellowship of the Rings? Nerddom does NOT pay off...

at least there were other elves...:O

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 10:31 PM
fixed

You like making fun of me :(

:D

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 10:32 PM
I didn't say anything.

:les: BASTARD!!!!

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 10:32 PM
This is too funny to make my drubnka$$ mad...

You know I like yu, right? :eddie:

Yeah, I was counting on that to make the earhole-poking less severe. :D

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 10:33 PM
Yeah, I was counting on that to make the earhole-poking less severe. :D

I might have molessted the outer part but I spard the drum and stuff...

Heh.

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 10:34 PM
You like making fun of me :(

:D

Wow, you ARE behind. That was like 15 posts ago! ;)

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 10:34 PM
I might have molessted the outer part but I spard the drum and stuff...

Heh.

This is funny stuff.

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 10:34 PM
I might have molessted the outer part but I spard the drum and stuff...

Heh.

YMSSRA...


and I'm not about to make a "big spekker" joke...

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 10:35 PM
Wow, you ARE behind. That was like 15 posts ago! ;)

You like making fun of me too?! :eek:

I am WORKING ON IT. Peer pressure...sheeezz.

Al Gore
4/14/2006, 10:35 PM
Boy, don't I know it.

hizzuh?Quick....get the holy water....she's speaking in tongues......

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 10:37 PM
Quick....get the holy water....she's speaking in tongues......

You wish, Webcam Boy...



Oh, man..laugh at me now..I won't be aournd much longer..

Al Gore
4/14/2006, 10:37 PM
Wait, did she just offer to make a video for you?

....running away like hell...I will make you a star.......

Al Gore
4/14/2006, 10:39 PM
You wish, Webcam Boy...



Oh, man..laugh at me now..I won't be aournd much longer..Pony....Pretty Ponies......

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 10:40 PM
You like making fun of me too?! :eek:

I am WORKING ON IT. Peer pressure...sheeezz.

I make fun of everyone. I just save it all up for threads like these. ;)

colleyvillesooner
4/14/2006, 10:41 PM
I will make you a star.......

You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star.

http://photos.surfline.com/albums/fa/Dirk_Diggler.jpg

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 10:46 PM
Numba.five! Moving on to Scotch!

The Dalwhinnie.

Al Gore
4/14/2006, 10:47 PM
You wish, Webcam Boy...



Oh, man..laugh at me now..I won't be aournd much longer..Quit PEEM me.....I was only joking........

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 10:52 PM
Quit PEEM me.....I was only joking........

Speaking of scandalsousness...

GHP just sent me a link to his showercam...

You guys have no idea....

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 10:54 PM
Speaking of scandalsousness...

GHP just sent me a link to his showercam...

You guys have no idea....

The water was cold!

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 10:56 PM
The water was cold!


:twinkies:

bri
4/14/2006, 10:57 PM
THERE WAS SHRINKAGE!!!!!!!

oneonewon

Al Gore
4/14/2006, 10:59 PM
Did you have to give him your credit card number first????

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 11:00 PM
Did you have to give him your credit card number first????

Probably the other way around.

bri
4/14/2006, 11:01 PM
That transaction goes both ways?


Kinky.

Al Gore
4/14/2006, 11:02 PM
That transaction goes both ways?


Kinky.I have 2 cams to take care of that......

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 11:02 PM
I love scotch.

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 11:03 PM
I love scotch.

Damn good thing, Wizzle.

The direction this thread is going? We're all gonna need another one....

bri
4/14/2006, 11:05 PM
I love scotch.

Scotchy, scotch, scotch...

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 11:12 PM
numba.sicx! secks? whatever.

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 11:16 PM
Phfffssshtazoa...

Number 6...7...somthing. Hell, I don't think it matters at this point...

bigdsooner
4/14/2006, 11:16 PM
3rd negra modelo...after bout 4 budweisers

bri
4/14/2006, 11:21 PM
numba.four


All that typing really slowed me down. :(

KC//CRIMSON
4/14/2006, 11:22 PM
THERE WAS SHRINKAGE!!!!!!!

oneonewon

That was last night's episode. Tonight it's The Sniffing Accountant.

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 11:24 PM
I shoulda opened the wine. I am boiling eggs to dye tomorrow..I have to stay somewhat sober.

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 11:26 PM
I shoulda opened the wine. I am boiling eggs to dye tomorrow..I have to stay somewhat sober.

OMG...BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Worst drunk ever.

You and your sense of responsibility...BOOOO!

It ain't too late, you know. Open it. Do it. Now.

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 11:27 PM
I shoulda opened the wine. I am boiling eggs to dye tomorrow..I have to stay somewhat sober.

I shoulda called up this total hawt chick I know and asked her to come over and help me kill off a bottle of wine. Then I wouldn't have been posting on here all night.

bri
4/14/2006, 11:28 PM
I shoulda opened the wine. I am boiling eggs to dye tomorrow..I have to stay somewhat sober.


You know, you could always dye another day.




(worst Bond joke....EVAR.)

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 11:28 PM
I shoulda called up this total hawt chick I know and asked her to come over and help me kill off a bottle of wine. Then I wouldn't have been posting on here all night.

It ain't too late, you know.

Do it. Now.

sanantoniosooner
4/14/2006, 11:31 PM
I'm going to teabag the first one that passes out.

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 11:31 PM
It ain't too late, you know.

Do it. Now.

Heh. I'm betting she's asleep by now - she's been a bit overworked the past couple of weeks.

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 11:32 PM
I'm going to teabag the first one that passes out.
I think Dean passed out a while ago.

KC//CRIMSON
4/14/2006, 11:32 PM
You know, you could always dye another day.




(worst Bond joke....EVAR.)



Live And Let Dye

bri
4/14/2006, 11:33 PM
No, the source material for that joke (both song AND film) are superior to the source material for mine (both song AND film).

Gah.

bigdsooner
4/14/2006, 11:34 PM
I shoulda called up this total hawt chick I know and asked her to come over and help me kill off a bottle of wine. Then I wouldn't have been posting on here all night.

dude, its 11:33 on a friday night......call her

p***y pwns posting anyday





on to #4 modelo

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 11:35 PM
No, the source material for that joke (both song AND film) are superior to the source material for mine (both song AND film).

Gah.

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/5636/vwohsnap2xi.gif

bri
4/14/2006, 11:39 PM
That .gif makes me giggle.

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 11:40 PM
Especially because you can almost hear him saying "Oh, schnap!"

KC//CRIMSON
4/14/2006, 11:46 PM
Especially because you can almost hear him putting people in the wood chipper.

:D

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 11:46 PM
Too late yet? Is it?

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 11:47 PM
Too late yet? Is it?

Oh. Hayell no...

Pour yourself a nice one, toots....

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 11:48 PM
I am completely and totally confused.

I might as well start drinking. :D

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 11:49 PM
huh?

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 11:51 PM
did anyone else see that? Maybe I am drunk.

ChickSoonerFan
4/14/2006, 11:51 PM
hello .. hello...

tap tap tap

is this thing on?

bri
4/14/2006, 11:52 PM
Especially because you can almost hear him saying "Oh, schnap!"

Heh. (http://www.myspace.com/MissHelga)

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 11:54 PM
hello .. hello...

tap tap tap

is this thing on?

Drink up, lady.

No logic to be found here,.....:eddie:

PhxSooner
4/14/2006, 11:55 PM
I'm drinking Diet Pepsi, but I took a Tylenol with codine about 10 minutes ago. Does that count?:O

bri
4/14/2006, 11:58 PM
We'll allow that. :D

GottaHavePride
4/14/2006, 11:59 PM
Heh. (http://www.myspace.com/MissHelga)
Heh:

Ryan: Helga, can you un-pimp my myspace page?
Helga: On the information super-highway your myspace page
is a 1980 P.O.S. doing 40 in the left lane mit its blinker on.
Now go to your room and think about what you've done.

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/15/2006, 12:01 AM
She can do it...I know she can....

GottaHavePride
4/15/2006, 12:01 AM
There is someone online with the handle "skanklor". why are they not in here?

bri
4/15/2006, 12:03 AM
Because in my current state, I can only use one handle at a time. That's why SAS hasn't had much to say since I started drinking...:D

King Crimson
4/15/2006, 12:05 AM
Bohemia

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/15/2006, 12:06 AM
Numererererer 7.

I think.

Motherbitches.

GottaHavePride
4/15/2006, 12:06 AM
OK, I think I'm out. 6 was enough. Or should I make it 8? 8 would definitely be enough.

Nah, I'll leave it at six.

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/15/2006, 12:20 AM
This is the latest I've been up in a Drunkytown thread in a long, long time...

PhxSooner
4/15/2006, 12:22 AM
Pretend you're out here in Phoenix, and it's only 10 something...;)

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/15/2006, 12:29 AM
I'm fweepy....

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/15/2006, 12:41 AM
OMG...am I the last one standing?

royalfan5
4/15/2006, 12:42 AM
OMG...am I the last one standing?
Not quite

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/15/2006, 12:49 AM
Nighty-night...

royalfan5
4/15/2006, 12:49 AM
Nighty-night...
Does that mean I win?

olevetonahill
4/15/2006, 12:56 AM
nope ;)

King Crimson
4/15/2006, 01:14 AM
3000 for olevet.

PhxSooner
4/15/2006, 01:22 AM
Pfft. I'll outlast you all!:D

GulfCoastBamaFan
4/15/2006, 01:54 AM
Home-brewed Amber Lager, which I put in bottles on Ash Wednesday.

I couldn't have one until midnight Good Friday.

Gah, this beer rocks.

sanantoniosooner
4/15/2006, 08:23 AM
Because in my current state, I can only use one handle at a time. That's why SAS hasn't had much to say since I started drinking...:D
My head hurts this morning.

Al Gore
4/15/2006, 09:40 AM
Which one????

Mjcpr
4/15/2006, 09:48 AM
Nighty-night...

Awwww, look at her.....she almost made it.

:D

StoopTroup
4/15/2006, 04:50 PM
Just cracked open a beer...

Nachos are coming...:D

bri
4/15/2006, 09:14 PM
I had two survivors from last night's shenanigans. They shan't make it through the evening...:D

StoopTroup
4/15/2006, 10:28 PM
Cosmos Time!

colleyvillesooner
4/15/2006, 10:47 PM
Cosmos Time!

That better mean you are about to watch Seinfeld. ;)

GottaHavePride
4/16/2006, 12:02 AM
I had two survivors from last night's shenanigans. They shan't make it through the evening...:D

We stocked up today. PG made her first purchase at a liquor store. She bought a 6 each of Franziskaner and Abita Purple Haze.

bri
4/16/2006, 02:47 AM
Awww, our little gonzo's all growns up and she's all growns up and she's ALL GROWNS UP!

MiccoMacey
4/16/2006, 05:08 PM
Coca-cola.

For the first time in 47 days.

Thank God Lent is over.

:)

bri
4/16/2006, 05:19 PM
I gave up contrition for Lent.

MiccoMacey
4/16/2006, 05:25 PM
I feel sorry for you.

Get it? Sorry for you? Contrition?

Hahahaha

bri
4/16/2006, 05:31 PM
Heh.

MiccoMacey
4/16/2006, 05:38 PM
Can't help feeling sorry for others. It's the Catholic nature in me.

I have plenty of guilt and shame to spare for all others. :D

bri
4/16/2006, 05:53 PM
Sometimes I wonder, do I feel no shame because I'm Protestant, or because I'm evil?