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Boarder
4/14/2006, 05:33 PM
Whaddya want us to wear? Camo cargo shorts from Abercrombie and Fitch?

They're cheap and fit good.

Deck of card thingy
colleyvillesooner
4/14/2006, 05:35 PM
Pair of Kahki shorts never killed anyone ;)
Boarder
4/14/2006, 05:36 PM
Ok, Richie Rich.
sooneron
4/14/2006, 05:38 PM
Aren't you a little old for Abercombie and Fitch?

My new gold mine is Target with the Mossimo Plain front shorts. They're on sale for 15 buckaroos at the moment and they fit great- not too long.
Sooner_Bob
4/14/2006, 05:40 PM
Wear jorts all you want . . . just don't wear man-flops with your jeans and you'll be fine. :D
Beano's Fourth Chin
4/14/2006, 05:46 PM
The jort factor at a SoonerFans.com tailgate is higher than the vest factor onstage at a Christian Contemporary concert.

In all of recorded history, only Michael W. Smith was able to pull of wearing jorts and a vest at the same time.
Sooner_Bob
4/14/2006, 05:58 PM
Do jorts make the man, or does the man make the jorts?
colleyvillesooner
4/14/2006, 06:03 PM
http://www.texastravesty.com/content.php?issueNumber=2004_04&story=jorts
royalfan5
4/14/2006, 06:03 PM
I just think jorts are one of those things that seem better on paper than in execution. Like Kansas. You think you're getting the best of both worlds, but in reality your getting the negatives of both. Course if most people didn't have acid washed jorts up here, I might have a different opinion.
StoopTroup
4/14/2006, 06:04 PM
I'm wearing Crocs and blue jean shorts and a "No Fear" T-shirt.
royalfan5
4/14/2006, 06:07 PM
I'm wearing Crocs and blue jean shorts and a "No Fear" T-shirt.
Does your truck have a lift kit?
StoopTroup
4/14/2006, 06:08 PM
Do jorts make the man, or does the man make the jorts?
I'm not sure after seeing this...

http://www.texastravesty.com/2004_04/images/jorts_2.jpg
StoopTroup
4/14/2006, 06:09 PM
Does your truck have a lift kit?
It's still under warranty...

But the parts are on order...lol :D

http://azcustomshop.com/gallery/truck/2005f150fx4/4.JPG
Boarder
4/15/2006, 12:53 PM
Aren't you a little old for Abercombie and Fitch?


Yes, and a lot too fat. That's the point.

Say it loud,,,I jort and I'm proud.
opksooner
4/15/2006, 02:28 PM
Definition from UrbanDictionary. :)

Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and *********s. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.

The kid next to me was definitely a total dick; he was wearing jorts.
Boarder
4/15/2006, 02:36 PM
So, if I wore a size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL jort, it'd be cool?
royalfan5
4/15/2006, 03:34 PM
The guy if front of me at the spring game today, had on the pinnacle of all jorts, the white wrangler jorts, with socks and sandals, + a combover.
Melo
4/15/2006, 03:57 PM
And fifth — something I have been doing for the past year now — don a fresh adult diaper instead of underwear. It adds ample cushioning to the posterior and prevents one from making those unnecessary trips to the bathroom. Super!

:eek:
JohnnyMack
4/15/2006, 05:21 PM
the pinnacle of all jorts, the white wrangler jorts, with socks and sandals, + a combover.

That's downright terrifying. :D
royalfan5
4/15/2006, 05:33 PM
That's downright terrifying. :D
I live in Nebraska, and that **** is routine here.
Mjcpr
4/15/2006, 05:36 PM
That's downright terrifying. :D

Is that Ho Chi Min in your avatar?

:confused:
JohnnyMack
4/15/2006, 05:47 PM
Is that Ho Chi Min in your avatar?

:confused:

Nope. It's Odd Job's redneck cousin. Instead of throwing his hat at you, he flings sharpened chicken bones.