I SAID FIX ME A SAMMICH WOMAN!!!!!!!

[JohnnyMack]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/14/microwave.killing.ap/index.html

wow. what a world.

[OUinFLA]

Im gonna reserve judgement until I hear her side of the story.

[1stTimeCaller]

best line in the story

After returning home and checking McCann for a pulse -- and finding none -- he went downstairs and drank a beer before going to another neighbor's home and asking them to call 911, police said.

[oumartin]

she should have heated em up is all i gotta say

[BigRedJed]

After throwing her to the floor, Fordyce threw a microwave oven onto McCann's chest after she refused to heat up sandwiches for him, he told police.

Fordyce also said he stomped on McCann's chest repeatedly, then banged her head on the floor until she lost consciousness -- but that he also said he didn't mean to kill her, police said.

"It was an accident. I didn't do it on purpose," police quoted Fordyce as saying.
OOPS!

[yermom]

best line in the story

wow.

i wonder if he ate some Jujy Fruits too

[Jimminy Crimson]

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/castle_rock_entertainment/the_green_mile/michael_clarke_duncan/green.jpg

I tried to take it back...

[Boarder]

Best line is the title: Microwave played role in woman's death

[BigRedJed]

Microwaves don't kill people. People kill people.

[Hamhock]

Microwaves don't kill people. People kill people.


It's a good thing he didn't have a handgun nearby. In his fit of rage he might of grabbed it and really hurt her.

[IronSooner]

At least he didn't use it near water, that could really have been dangerous.

[Jimminy Crimson]

I think video games are behind all of this! ;)

[Osce0la]

It's so sad (and kind of morbid) that this thread is cracking me up...:rolleyes:

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

At least he didn't use it near water, that could really have been dangerous.Or wrap her in foil first

[Osce0la]

I think video games are behind all of this! ;)
And rock music...namely Marilyn Manson...

[OUinFLA]

It's so sad (and kind of morbid) that this thread is cracking me up...:rolleyes:


I dont see what is so funny, this guy is in serious trouble!




:D

[TexasLidig8r]

I'm writing my congressman TODAY and demanding that he call for the immediate registration of all microwaves. These random, senseless killings using microwaves MUST be stopped NOW! The lives of our children may vey well depend on it !

[Osce0la]

I dont see what is so funny, this guy is in serious trouble!
The story in itself isn't funny - just this thread...











ok, so the whole drinking a beer before going to look for help thing did make me chuckle...:rolleyes:

[OUinFLA]

Everything goes better with beer.

Good luck Lid, the Microwave Manufactures of Asia have a strong lobby.

[12]

For some odd reason, this reminds me of the 70+ year old guy on OKC's south side that was murdered several years ago. He was sitting on a bench in the middle of an apartment complex when a totally nude 30-ish woman ran up to him and stabbed him through the heart with a steak knife.

Turns out she was obviously loony, but I've always wondered what his final thoughts on this great planet were.

[OUinFLA]

Turns out she was obviously loony, but I've always wondered what his final thoughts on this great planet were.

OH, BOY! I'm gonna get some!!!!!!

[Hamhock]

OH, BOY! I'm gonna get some!!!!!!


...then again, maybe not.

[toast]

but I've always wondered what his final thoughts on this great planet were.


At least she didn't hit me with a microwave.

[olevetonahill]

I dont see what is so funny, this guy is in serious trouble!




:D
He really is in deep shat . Its gonna be a loooong time befor he gets another beer. :eek: