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Boarder
4/14/2006, 11:21 AM
Here I thought I had the ultimate rednecknes on my truck with my NASCAR tag. Well, yesterday I was totally redneckpwned.

A dude came in and bought (and had installed) a Dukes of Hazzard horn. Not an electronic one, mind you. A real live big daddy air horn. It consists of 5 individual note air horns with a compressor. Sounds exactly like them Duke boys. And, it was installed in a brand new '06 Chevy truck.

I bow to the redneckness. I can only dream of attaining it.


(It was actually pretty cool. Made me want to yell, "YEE HAW")

1stTimeCaller
4/14/2006, 11:23 AM
how much would you charge me to put one in my Pontiac G6?

Beef
4/14/2006, 11:23 AM
how much would you charge me to put one in my Pontiac G6?
Wait till you get your motorcycle.

C&CDean
4/14/2006, 11:25 AM
how much would you charge me to put one in my Pontiac G6?

It wouldn't work on a fagmobile. He may be able to locate one that plays a Liberace tune for you though.

1stTimeCaller
4/14/2006, 11:25 AM
yeah, is there a discount if I get my car and cycle done at the same time?

OUDoc
4/14/2006, 11:25 AM
A true redneck could have installed the horn himself, so don't feel so bad, Boarder.

1stTimeCaller
4/14/2006, 11:25 AM
It wouldn't work on a fagmobile. He may be able to locate one that plays a Liberace tune for you though.

d00d, it's not a Subaru

Hamhock
4/14/2006, 11:27 AM
I had one of those on my truck in college. It was very cool. Unfortunately, most of the OU students weren't sophisticated enough to appreciate it.

Nothing says redneck like Dukes of Hazzard air horns in between David Allen Coe songs.

Boarder
4/14/2006, 11:31 AM
http://www.wolo-mfg.com/musb.jpg

$79.95 plus install

also available in:

WEDDING MARCH
LA CUCARACHA
GODFATHER
CALL TO THE POST
LA BAMBA
THE CHARGE
TEQUILA
VAMOS ALLA PLAYA
ALMA LLANERA
Oh SUSANNAH
MACARENA
STAR TREK (I can't stop laughing at this one)


They also have I've been Working On The Railroad, which can be misconstrued as another song, so I'm not going to include it.

Boarder
4/14/2006, 11:33 AM
hehe

http://www.wolo-mfg.com/485.au

Beef
4/14/2006, 11:33 AM
http://www.wolo-mfg.com/musb.jpg

$79.95 plus install

also available in:

WEDDING MARCH
LA CUCARACHA
GODFATHER
CALL TO THE POST
LA BAMBA
THE CHARGE
TEQUILA
VAMOS ALLA PLAYA
ALMA LLANERA
Oh SUSANNAH
MACARENA
STAR TREK (I can't stop laughing at this one)

**** YEAH!

picasso
4/14/2006, 11:34 AM
dude, I've got a golfing buddy whose son has mossy oak plastered all around the bottom of his new full sized Dodge truck.:)

Boarder
4/14/2006, 11:35 AM
dude, I've got a golfing buddy whose son has mossy oak plastered all around the bottom of his new full sized Dodge truck.:)
Yes, we sell camo bug shields and ventvisors quite often.

Jimminy Crimson
4/14/2006, 11:35 AM
If I buy the LA CUCARACHA horn, will you throw in my name in olde english on the back window for free? :texan:

Osce0la
4/14/2006, 11:36 AM
http://www.wolo-mfg.com/musb.jpg

$79.95 plus install

also available in:

WEDDING MARCH
LA CUCARACHA
GODFATHER
CALL TO THE POST
LA BAMBA
THE CHARGE
TEQUILA
VAMOS ALLA PLAYA
ALMA LLANERA
Oh SUSANNAH
MACARENA
STAR TREK (I can't stop laughing at this one)

D.

U.

I.

Boarder
4/14/2006, 11:36 AM
If I buy the LA CUCARACHA horn, will you throw in my name in olde english on the back window for free? :texan:
Yes, in 12" tall letters

Osce0la
4/14/2006, 11:37 AM
If I buy the LA CUCARACHA horn, will you throw in my name in olde english on the back window for free? :texan:
You'll also get free medical insurance and you won't have to pay taxes...

Jimminy Crimson
4/14/2006, 11:38 AM
Yes, in 12" tall letters

SCORE!

That'll go great with my Lady of Guadalupe hologram sticker and Mexican flag decal! :D

Boarder
4/14/2006, 11:38 AM
Seriously, what kind of super mega robo dork-o-rama would put a Star Trek air horn on thier vehicle. I can't even imagine.

If someone ever comes in and wants one, I may pee my pants laughing.

picasso
4/14/2006, 11:38 AM
Yes, we sell camo bug shields and ventvisors quite often.
no no, it's part of the paint scheme man. it's priceless.:D

Beef
4/14/2006, 11:40 AM
If I buy the LA CUCARACHA horn, will you throw in my name in olde english on the back window for free? :texan:
http://img388.imageshack.us/img388/5339/oeweed1oq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Mmmmm....Olde English.