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Beano's Fourth Chin
4/14/2006, 10:55 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/04/13/uskeleton.xml


A woman's skeleton was discovered in her flat three years after she is believed to have died, it emerged today.

Joyce Vincent was surrounded by Christmas presents and the television and heating in her bedsit were still on.

The 40-year-old's body was so decomposed that the only way to identify her was to compare dental records with a holiday photograph.

Police believe she probably died of natural causes in early 2003, and was only found in January this year when housing association officials broke into the bedsit in Wood Green, North East London.

They were hoping to recover the thousands of pounds of rent arrears that had piled up since her death.

Details of the case emerged during an inquest at Hornsey Coroner's Court, which was attended by relatives including Ms Vincent's sisters.

A spokesman for the coroner said today that Ms Vincent had apparently been a placed in the women's refuge accommodation as a victim of domestic violence.

When representatives from the Metropolitan Housing Trust arrived at the flat on Jan 25 they drilled the door open and discovered stacks of unopened post.

Some mail was marked February 2003, and medication and food had February 2003 expiry dates, the spokesman said.

Ms Vincent was found lying on her back on the floor of the living room, which also doubled as a bedroom.

Dr Simon Poole, a pathologist, told the inquest he had been unable to establish the cause of death because the remains were "largely skeletal", but police do not regard the circumstances as suspicious.

The coroner recorded an open verdict.

slickdawg
4/14/2006, 10:58 AM
I wonder what the smell was like. May have been very little with so
much decomposition.

SoonerWood
4/14/2006, 10:59 AM
After three years of not paying rent, I bet her landlords had a bone to pick with her

slickdawg
4/14/2006, 11:00 AM
They can have their pick of bones.

BeetDigger
4/14/2006, 11:00 AM
Thats the way I want to go.

Beano's Fourth Chin
4/14/2006, 11:02 AM
I love randomly bolding words in a quoted news story.

TUSooner
4/14/2006, 11:03 AM
"They were hoping to recover the thousands of pounds of rent arrears that had piled up since her death."

My bank comes looking me if my frikkin car payment is just a week late!

12
4/14/2006, 11:08 AM
I'll bet she was a very lonely person. To be gone past the point of decomposition without discovery is odd. Well, at least in an urban setting.

jk the sooner fan
4/14/2006, 11:11 AM
memories.....

Osce0la
4/14/2006, 11:12 AM
Did her family not wonder anything when they hadn't heard from her in 3 years?:confused:

SoonerWood
4/14/2006, 11:13 AM
I'd like to know what brand TV she had....to be on for three years straight, it must be pretty good

12
4/14/2006, 11:27 AM
They were hoping to recover the thousands of pounds of rent arrears that had piled up since her death.

Instead, they got to scrape her rotten remains off of the floor. Take THAT, greedy so-and-sos.

GulfCoastBamaFan
4/14/2006, 11:37 AM
Joyce Vincent was surrounded by Christmas presents and the television and heating in her bedsit were still on.


I wonder what she got.

C&CDean
4/14/2006, 11:41 AM
Poor Beano. Nobody gets it.

Yainch musta had one nasty-assed grill if they could compare her dental records to a "holiday photograph."

And those Brits sure use some funny words.

SoonerWood
4/14/2006, 11:49 AM
I am betting Santa had something to do with it

soonerbrat
4/14/2006, 11:53 AM
they didn't try to get the rent for 3 years?

and no one went looking for her? who sent her all the presents?

BigRedJed
4/14/2006, 11:54 AM
I read a story one time about a guy who had died in his bathtub, apparently while drinking coffee. He had one of those electric submersible coffee warmers, which fell into the tub. He wasn't found for some time, and ended up becoming a rich, full-bodied bathtub stew. When they grabbed his leg to pull him from the tub, the bone slid right out of the leg meat.

Thanks for the nightmares, innerweb!

BigRedJed
4/14/2006, 12:03 PM
Did I just kill another thread, or is everyone just taking a vomit break?

soonerbrat
4/14/2006, 12:04 PM
Did I just kill another thread, or is everyone just taking a vomit break?


vomit break.

BigRedJed
4/14/2006, 12:11 PM
Glad it wasn't just me!

soonerbrat
4/14/2006, 12:11 PM
actually, i went to the kitchen to make a roast beef sandwich.

BigRedJed
4/14/2006, 12:14 PM
Did you at least rinse out the vomit taste before you ate the sandwich?

NormanPride
4/14/2006, 12:15 PM
People, some things just aren't funny.

BigRedJed
4/14/2006, 12:17 PM
Wrong. Everything's funny... ...to somebody.

soonerbrat
4/14/2006, 12:20 PM
Did you at least rinse out the vomit taste before you ate the sandwich?



no...i was out of mayo

12
4/14/2006, 12:20 PM
Instead, they got to scrape her rotten remains off of the floor. Take THAT, greedy so-and-sos.

I should have said, "Instead, they got to scrape HER ROTTING REAR off of the floor."

Day late and a dollar short, I s'pose.

BigRedJed
4/14/2006, 01:03 PM
Mmm... I think I'm gonna go grab a late lunch.

TUSooner
4/14/2006, 01:16 PM
***
And those Brits sure use some funny words.
Like "SPAZ" for example.

Oh, wrong story. n/m

jk the sooner fan
4/14/2006, 01:32 PM
I read a story one time about a guy who had died in his bathtub, apparently while drinking coffee. He had one of those electric submersible coffee warmers, which fell into the tub. He wasn't found for some time, and ended up becoming a rich, full-bodied bathtub stew. When they grabbed his leg to pull him from the tub, the bone slid right out of the leg meat.

Thanks for the nightmares, innerweb!

more memories.....

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/14/2006, 02:35 PM
Mmmm, ribs...

Pricetag
4/14/2006, 02:46 PM
I wonder what she got.
Which begs the question, did they open up her gifts, or send them back?

toast
4/14/2006, 02:52 PM
After three years of non-payment, good luck in getting the new tenants to pay rent on time.

StoopTroup
4/14/2006, 03:00 PM
I want to pay in advance for OU Skybox seats and be left in my seat to watch the games for eternity.