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slickdawg
4/13/2006, 04:30 PM
A guy I used to work with made some grossly inappropriate comments
about slickwife after our daughter was born. I restrained myself from
caving his skull in. He's a cretin. the stuff he said, well, a drunken sailor wouldn't say.

He crashed his bicycle this week, hit the pavement chin first.

Shatterered his lower jaw, busted out all his bottom teeth. Major reconstructive surgery. Mouth wired shut for 2-3 months.
His wife must sit with him 24x7 incase he needs to barf, so she can unwire
him to puke.
Osce0la
4/13/2006, 04:31 PM
A guy I used to work with made some grossly inappropriate comments
about slickwife after our daughter was born. I restrained myself from
caving his skull in. He's a cretin. the stuff he said, well, a drunken sailor wouldn't say.

He crashed his bicycle this week, hit the pavement chin first.

Shatterered his lower jaw, busted out all his bottom teeth. Major reconstructive surgery. Mouth wired shut for 2-3 months.
His wife must sit with him 24x7 incase he needs to barf, so she can unwire
him to puke.
Guess that shut him up :D
slickdawg
4/13/2006, 04:32 PM
Yeah, he won't be saying much again, at least for a while.
Viking Kitten
4/13/2006, 04:35 PM
I'm such a firm believer in karma, I should really go convert to Hindu.

So what did the guy say? Use ****s. If you need to. I can figure it out.
oumartin
4/13/2006, 04:37 PM
wouldn't that be funny if his wife let him drown in his own fluids.
soonerbrat
4/13/2006, 04:41 PM
he needs to take some lessons from Earl Hickey
slickdawg
4/13/2006, 04:41 PM
I'm such a firm believer in karma, I should really go convert to Hindu.

So what did the guy say? Use ****s. If you need to. I can figure it out.

cleaned up about as well as I can:

"Well, you won't be getting any for a while. Not that you would want to
to hit it, since it's all swollen, black and blue"
slickdawg
4/13/2006, 04:42 PM
wouldn't that be funny if his wife let him drown in his own fluids.


It would be just in so many different ways.

He's also a huge sexist and racist. This guy totally redefines the word BASTARD.
oumartin
4/13/2006, 04:43 PM
u mean his mom wasn't married when she had him? ;)
proud gonzo
4/13/2006, 05:01 PM
I'm such a firm believer in karma, I should really go convert to Hindu.

So what did the guy say? Use ****s. If you need to. I can figure it out.
so what did the horse do to **** off karma? :confused:
Viking Kitten
4/13/2006, 05:06 PM
so what did the horse do to **** off karma? :confused:

Dunno, but I bet Dean's coming back as somebody as someone's NY Strip.
Hamhock
4/13/2006, 05:07 PM
cleaned up about as well as I can:

"Well, you won't be getting any for a while. Not that you would want to
to hit it, since it's all swollen, black and blue"


I guess the guy didn't know you well enough to make the comment, but..have you ever seen it after it has a kid? :(
BeetDigger
4/13/2006, 05:12 PM
Dunno, but I bet Dean's coming back as somebody as someone's NY Strip.



Either that or a member of the Village People.
slickdawg
4/13/2006, 05:23 PM
I guess the guy didn't know you well enough to make the comment, but..have you ever seen it after it has a kid? :(


Like I said, it's a very cleaned up version.