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White House Boy
4/13/2006, 12:41 PM
Hmmmm....
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
4/13/2006, 12:55 PM
THDITKA, of course!
Sooner98
4/13/2006, 01:00 PM
Mini-Ditka, or regular-size Ditka?
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
4/13/2006, 01:04 PM
Mini-Ditka, or regular-size Ditka?Da one with DA BEARSSS
colleyvillesooner
4/13/2006, 01:06 PM
Can't happen. The universe would explode.
White House Boy
4/13/2006, 01:08 PM
Can't happen. The universe would explode.

Good answer.
GulfCoastBamaFan
4/13/2006, 01:30 PM
Ditka does Levitra commercials. If he's not launching red rockets, how's he gonna do Chuck Norris?
bri
4/13/2006, 01:36 PM
No, you don't understand...Ditka does Levitra commercials because it's distilled from him. He's THAT potent.
White House Boy
4/13/2006, 02:03 PM
No, you don't understand...Ditka does Levitra commercials because it's distilled from him. He's THAT potent.

He sweats Levitra's active metabolite from the pores of his scrotum.
bri
4/13/2006, 02:10 PM
http://www.londonfoodfilmfiesta.co.uk/IMAGES/soylent%20green%20-%20two.jpg

SOYLENT GREEN IS DITKA!!!
GDC
4/13/2006, 02:53 PM
Galactus would eat them both.
GulfCoastBamaFan
4/13/2006, 02:55 PM
No, you don't understand...Ditka does Levitra commercials because it's distilled from him. He's THAT potent.

Oh, snap!

Thanks for straightening me out.