View Full Version : Chuck Norris or Ditka?
White House Boy
4/13/2006, 12:41 PM
Hmmmm....
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
4/13/2006, 12:55 PM
THDITKA, of course!
Sooner98
4/13/2006, 01:00 PM
Mini-Ditka, or regular-size Ditka?
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
4/13/2006, 01:04 PM
Mini-Ditka, or regular-size Ditka?Da one with DA BEARSSS
colleyvillesooner
4/13/2006, 01:06 PM
Can't happen. The universe would explode.
White House Boy
4/13/2006, 01:08 PM
Can't happen. The universe would explode.
Good answer.
GulfCoastBamaFan
4/13/2006, 01:30 PM
Ditka does Levitra commercials. If he's not launching red rockets, how's he gonna do Chuck Norris?
No, you don't understand...Ditka does Levitra commercials because it's distilled from him. He's THAT potent.
White House Boy
4/13/2006, 02:03 PM
No, you don't understand...Ditka does Levitra commercials because it's distilled from him. He's THAT potent.
He sweats Levitra's active metabolite from the pores of his scrotum.
http://www.londonfoodfilmfiesta.co.uk/IMAGES/soylent%20green%20-%20two.jpg
SOYLENT GREEN IS DITKA!!!
Galactus would eat them both.
GulfCoastBamaFan
4/13/2006, 02:55 PM
No, you don't understand...Ditka does Levitra commercials because it's distilled from him. He's THAT potent.
Oh, snap!
Thanks for straightening me out.
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