I don't like watermelon

[royalfan5]

I have wanted to say that for a long time. I have never understood why people get so excited about watermelon. Cantelupe is way better as well as honeydew when it comes to melon.

[12]

fag

[GDC]

Older folks like it because growing up they didn't have candy and soda every day like kids do now.

[Howzit]

My thoughts and prayers go out to you in this time of mental derangement, royalfan.

[GDC]

In prison watermelons and cantelopes can be decent substitutes for conjugal visits.

[Veritas]

Are you KIDDING me?

You, my friend, must have never had the exquisite pleasure of eating the heart out of a St. Libory watermelon.

And cantalopes are the succ. Of course, my being allergic to them doesn't help.

[TopDaugIn2000]

Cantalope is my fave, but watermelon is a close 2nd.

Albertson's has their cantelope on sale for $1 each, I bought 4 last night :O

[12]

Cantalope with a dash of salt.

Watermelon with a dash of salt, come to think of it.

I guess most any gourd is better with salt.

[Sooner in Tampa]

Cantalope is shat...and honeydew melons are waaaayyyyyy worse.

Watermelon with a little salt sprinkled on it qualifies as a little slice of heaven here on earth.

[royalfan5]

Are you KIDDING me?

You, my friend, must have never had the exquisite pleasure of eating the heart out of a St. Libory watermelon.

And cantalopes are the succ. Of course, my being allergic to them doesn't help.
St. Libory is no St. Edward.

[sooner n houston]

Cannot beat a BlackDiamond for watermellon greatness!!!

[IB4OU2]

In prison watermelons and cantelopes can be decent substitutes for conjugal visits.

Does the Nebraska prison system serve alot of corn on the cob? :eek:

[OUinFLA]

http://www.zpinaddict.com/rhpctbikeclub/gallerynew/watermellon_biker.jpg

[Chuck Bao]

Watermellon is just fine, especially on a hot day.

I prefer fruit juice from a bottle. It's just easier to mix with vodka.

[soonerbrat]

watermelon

canteloupe

you're welcome.

[1stTimeCaller]

Black Diamond watermelons from Rush Springs pwn all other types of melons. Well, melons that grow in the ground that is.

[mdklatt]

There is nothing worse than the smell of rotten watermelon. Nothing.

[Harry Beanbag]

I don't like watermelon, canteloupe, or honeydew. Guess I'm not a very good Okie. :(

[GDC]

I used to make watermelon wine.

[Czar Soonerov]

<---Chewie likes melon.

[handcrafted]

I have heard tell of people spiking a watermelon by boring a small hole in one side and pouring in a liter of vodka.

In any case, isn't it odd that watermelon tastes best with a dash of salt, and canteloupe tastes best with a dash of pepper?

[TopDaugIn2000]

yuck. no salt OR pepper. BLEH!

I prefer my melons unmolested.








Well, melons that grow in the ground that is. :texan:

[Pricetag]

Watermelon is okay, but it's a pain in the *** to eat, with all the seeds and the juice and whatnot. I don't bother much anymore.

Watermelon flavored candy or gum sucks.

[Sooner in Tampa]

Watermelon is okay, but it's a pain in the *** to eat, with all the seeds and the juice and whatnot. I don't bother much anymore.

Watermelon flavored candy or gum sucks.You can always go with the seedless watermelons.

[Boarder]

I like Honeydew melons. I don't like Cantaloupe. I'd say I like watermelon, but that's just a given. Everyone likes watermelon.

[MamaMia]

I love watermelon. I hate the fact that if you buy a whole one with a real short stem that you're taking a chance on getting a bad one though. That happened to me last week. It was way over ripe. I guess I should have known better than to buy one this time of year.

[proud gonzo]

i hate watermelon and canteloupe. i think they're gross. of course, i recently found out i'm allergic to melon, so maybe that's why.

[proud gonzo]

and on a side note, my uncle used to be a watermelon farmer. so it's very possible that if you buy watermelons in oklahoma...or used to... you might have eaten one of his.

[Penguin]

I love watermelon. I like fried chicken, too. And sugar water.

[mdklatt]

I love watermelon. I like fried chicken, too. And sugar water.

That's funny...you don't look Druish.

[IB4OU2]

I don't want your Porkchops,
I don't want your turnip greens,
Think I'll pass on the cornbread,
'cause a piece of watermelon's all I need......

[walkoffsooner]

Why don't they do melons like tomatoes graft them together for a new variety called cantamelon?

[duckbutter]

canteloupe rulz but it has to be a good one, nothing is worse than bad canteloupe.

[IB4OU2]

I don't want your Porkchops,
I don't want your turnip greens,
Think I'll pass on the cornbread,
'cause a piece of watermelon's all I need......

Can anybody tell me who sang that?

[duckbutter]

anyone ever had a santa claus melon? they are dern good

[BoogercountySooner]

Black Diamond watermelons from Rush Springs pwn all other types of melons. Well, melons that grow in the ground that is.


Geeze 1TC everyone knows that melons grow on top of the ground!:)

[OUstudent4life]

Don't worry. It's ok to hate watermelon, as long as it's ok for me to hate peanut butter.

Love peanuts, H A T E peanut butter.

[proud gonzo]

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/2889/melon0cm.jpg

[Penguin]

Love peanuts, H A T E peanut butter.


Blasphemy! :mad:

[jk the sooner fan]

You, my friend, must have never had the exquisite pleasure of eating the heart out of a St. Libory watermelon.



mrs jk (also a husker) says "word" to the st. libory melon

[Sooner in Tampa]

mrs jk (also a husker) says "word" to the st. libory melonDang Chief...I didn't realize you were in a mixed marriage :P

[GDC]

They grow pretty good melons and cantalopes in the sandy soil along the Pecos out in west Texas and New Mexico.

[Viking Kitten]

Watermelon. Canteloupe. Honeydew. Whatever. It all succs.

[slickdawg]

I have wanted to say that for a long time. I have never understood why people get so excited about watermelon. Cantelupe is way better as well as honeydew when it comes to melon.


RACIST!

[soonerbrat]

Watermelon. Canteloupe. Honeydew. Whatever. It all succs.



i'm with ya on that.

blech

[slickdawg]

Well, ah, men are inclined to like melons.

[White House Boy]

There is nothing worse than the smell of rotten watermelon. Nothing.

We had a 1st year medical student following us around for a month last year, and he was originally from Korea. He had his parents ship him some dried squid (their version of beef jerky, I guess).

When he opened that box in our office, the odors that proceded outta there could've put Chuck Norris down for the count!

Not only did it have the distinct odor of vaginal discharge from a "lady" with trichomonas (Flagyl sprinkles in room 3, please, nurse Ratchet)... but it was so acrid that it burned every hair outta my nostrils.

Rotten watermelons are a walk in the park.

[mdklatt]

Rotten watermelons are a walk in the park.

Late July. North Texas. My sister leaves the door ajar on a freezer full of meat in the garage right before we leave for a two-week vacation. Even that smelled better than rotten watermelon.

I think it's the sickly sweet smell that really gets to me. I've only smelled that smell once in my life, and it will stay with me forever.

[MamaMia]

anyone ever had a santa claus melon? they are dern good
I had one of those and liked it so much I saved the seed and a grew a few. They are pretty tastey. I like Crenshaws too.

[leavingthezoo]

when i was a kid i had a bad habit of eating the seeds along with the watermelon. my dad broke me of that habit though when i woke up one morning with him standing over me looking shocked, and two giant watermelons were laying next to my ears.

for a minute, i really believed eating seeds did make melons grow outta your ears. it's not true though. you can trust me.

[AllAboutThe'O']

I have wanted to say that for a long time. I have never understood why people get so excited about watermelon. Cantelupe is way better as well as honeydew when it comes to melon.
I'm with you royalfan5. I'm not a big watermelon eater myself. Given a choice between watermelon and cantelupe, I would definitely favor the cantelupe.

[proud gonzo]

cante-lupe's escape??