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TopDaugIn2000
4/13/2006, 08:48 AM
The Penecostal church van is parked out in our parking lot at work. It must be here to pick up it's people so they can get a head start, while leaving the rest of us short-haired hookers here to BURN.
SoonerBK
4/13/2006, 08:49 AM
Seriously, let it go.:)
Okla-homey
4/13/2006, 08:53 AM
They're just getting ready to pass out Pentecostal peanut brittle and ham sandwiches to Norm's kid who will be arriving in PV by train today aboard the Heartland Flyer.
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4/13/2006, 08:54 AM
They're just getting ready to pass out Pentecostal peanut brittle and ham sandwiches to Norm's kid who will be arriving in PV by train today aboard the Heartland Flyer.

I don't get it, but it's funny.
Okla-homey
4/13/2006, 09:00 AM
I don't get it, but it's funny.

please try to keep up.;)

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=66756
TopDaugIn2000
4/13/2006, 09:03 AM
Yea for Pentecostal peanut brittle and ham sandwiches!!!!!
sanantoniosooner
4/13/2006, 09:05 AM
Yea for Pentecostal peanut brittle and ham sandwiches!!!!!
A decent bun on your head would have protected you.

just say'n..........
JohnnyMack
4/13/2006, 09:05 AM
I was digging up my front flower beds last weekend when some broad came trapsing across my yard asking me if I had picked a place to worship on Easter Sunday? I felt like a short haired hooker.
TopDaugIn2000
4/13/2006, 09:06 AM
I felt like a short haired hooker.

teeheehee :P
Hamhock
4/13/2006, 09:08 AM
Were you the one bragging about jeans week?
Sooner_Bob
4/13/2006, 09:09 AM
I was digging up my front flower beds last weekend when some broad came trapsing across my yard asking me if I had picked a place to worship on Easter Sunday? I felt like a short haired hooker.

Was she hawt?
JohnnyMack
4/13/2006, 09:10 AM
Was she hawt?

Not so much.
TopDaugIn2000
4/13/2006, 09:54 AM
Were you the one bragging about jeans week?

nope, I get to wear jeans every day.
sanantoniosooner
4/13/2006, 09:55 AM
A decent bun on your head would have protected you.

just say'n..........
:mad:
Sooner_Bob
4/13/2006, 10:58 AM
A decent bun on your head would have protected you.

just say'n..........

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TopDaugIn2000
4/13/2006, 01:09 PM
I see NO Pentecostal peanut brittle and ham sandwiches!!! :mad:
C&CDean
4/13/2006, 01:15 PM
If the end were actually near, I think I'd rather have a Pentecostal van out front than a camel humper in the bedroom.

I'm just sayin'.......
Veritas
4/13/2006, 01:31 PM
If the end were actually near, I think I'd rather have a Pentecostal van out front than a camel humper in the bedroom.

I'm just sayin'.......
Dude, the preferred nomenclature is turban cowboy.
IB4OU2
4/13/2006, 01:32 PM
I was digging up my front flower beds last weekend when some broad came trapsing across my yard asking me if I had picked a place to worship on Easter Sunday? I felt like a short haired hooker.

Should of answered her in Dol3mite speak.......she would of thought you were a devine messenger.
Okla-homey
4/13/2006, 01:34 PM
I see NO Pentecostal peanut brittle and ham sandwiches!!! :mad:

Well you need to run down to Ardmore next December and check out the Mission Temple Fire & Brimstone Sword of Joshua Washed in the Spirit and Bathed in the Blood Tabernacle on N. Commerce. Its in an old carpet store.

Every year them bun-wearing ladies crank out melt in your mouth peanut brittle for sale to the heathen masses to help cover the tabernacle rent. My mom always rolls by there and scores us a couple pounds at Christmas.
C&CDean
4/13/2006, 02:40 PM
Speaking of people traipsing up to the house - one Saturday, several years back when those Jehovah's Witnesses were constantly cruising the hood, I was at my brother's house. Couple of dudes come up with their watchtower magazines and knock on the door. My brother is kind of a joker - but anyhow - he slowly opens the door with his eyes all bugged out and a really strange look on his face. Dude goes "have you heard the word lately?" or some such line and my brother goes (in his very deepest Satan voice) "I AM THE DEVIL, BOW AND WORSHIP AT MY FEET YOU KNAVES!!!"

Dudes took off like a shot.