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Czar Soonerov
4/12/2006, 09:36 AM
Last night I woke up in a cold sweat. I was dreaming that I was Iniana Jones running through the cave with the giant boulder chasing me, only their were two giant boulders and they were BLUE. :confused:

http://www.theboxset.com/images/reviewcaptures/1521capture_indianajones01.jpg

:twinkies:

pb4ou
4/12/2006, 09:37 AM
Did you eat blueberries before bed again, Czar?

Mjcpr
4/12/2006, 09:37 AM
So you're saying they were blue balls?

Hmmm, I have no idea what that might mean.

OUDoc
4/12/2006, 09:37 AM
VK still taking 'roids to bulk up?

SoonerWood
4/12/2006, 09:37 AM
You're not happy in your pants

:D

BeetDigger
4/12/2006, 09:49 AM
Last night I woke up in a cold sweat. I was dreaming that I was Iniana Jones running through the cave with the giant boulder chasing me, only their were two giant boulders and they were BLUE. :confused:

http://www.theboxset.com/images/reviewcaptures/1521capture_indianajones01.jpg

:twinkies:




Sounds like you need to Raid the Lost Ark.

:texan:

Viking Kitten
4/12/2006, 09:56 AM
After this thread, I might suggest that your dream - like the original Indiana Jones movie - is now likely to spawn a series of sequels.

FaninAma
4/12/2006, 09:57 AM
I think it means you have a burning desire to see Brokeback Mountain with a close friend. :D

Howzit
4/12/2006, 10:02 AM
After this thread, I might suggest that your dream - like the original Indiana Jones movie - is now likely to spawn a series of sequels.

Sounds like Indiana Jones in the Valley of Poon is not right around the corner.

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/12/2006, 10:08 AM
The balls represent your mother.

The cave represents how you view your life.

You running represents your recognition of the fact that VK owns your mother.

Both of them.

oumartin
4/12/2006, 10:19 AM
ask Dr. Sue Johanson or whatever that freaky old ladies name is... she explains blue balls so well.

slickdawg
4/12/2006, 10:21 AM
VK hears the secrets that you keep
When you're talking in your sleep!

OUDoc
4/12/2006, 10:40 AM
Ah, I see what you're saying. Try here. (http://www.childbirth.org/articles/kegel.html)


Why would I want to do kegel exercises?

Kegeling provides many benefits:

-Conditioned muscles will make birth easier, and your perineum will more likely be intact (fewer tears and episiotomies)
-Sexual enjoyment is enhanced for both partners
-It can prevent prolapses of pelvic organs
-It can help prevent leaking urine when you sneeze or cough

[/running away]

NormanPride
4/12/2006, 10:52 AM
Was "Can't Stop the Rock" by Apollo 440 playing?

opksooner
4/12/2006, 11:11 AM
Last night I woke up in a cold sweat. I was dreaming that I was Iniana Jones running through the cave with the giant boulder chasing me, only their were two giant boulders and they were BLUE.

Coach Capel's in-laws are after you! :eek:

Osce0la
4/12/2006, 11:19 AM
Last night I woke up in a cold sweat. I was dreaming that I was Iniana Jones running through the cave with the giant boulder chasing me, only their were two giant boulders and they were BLUE. :confused:

http://www.theboxset.com/images/reviewcaptures/1521capture_indianajones01.jpg

:twinkies:
If SAS had started this thread we would've figured this one out already...

Czar Soonerov
4/12/2006, 11:54 AM
After this thread, I might suggest that your dream - like the original Indiana Jones movie - is now likely to spawn a series of sequels.

You know, Harrison Ford worked with quite a few different directors after Raiders of the Lost Ark.

:twinkies:

Howzit
4/12/2006, 11:57 AM
You know, Harrison Ford worked with quite a few different directors after Raiders of the Lost Ark.

:twinkies:

Yeah, but I heard some of them he actually paid for their services. :mack:

yermom
4/12/2006, 11:58 AM
:eek:

Viking Kitten
4/12/2006, 12:01 PM
You know, Harrison Ford worked with quite a few different directors after Raiders of the Lost Ark.

:twinkies:

Yeah, and Spielberg is still at the top of game. Went on to some great artistic success, while Harrison Ford is pretty well washed up as an actor now.

yermom
4/12/2006, 12:02 PM
so you are saying that Spielberg must have done the Kegels?

SoonerWood
4/12/2006, 12:04 PM
He invented kegels!

bri
4/12/2006, 12:04 PM
Times like this, I wish I was drunk.

OUDoc
4/12/2006, 12:06 PM
Times like this, I wish I was drunk.
Why aren't you?

bri
4/12/2006, 12:10 PM
The oppression of the white man, my brother. Whitey's keepin' me dry. :mad:

OUDoc
4/12/2006, 12:13 PM
Lord loves a workin' man.
Don't trust whitey.
See a doctor and get rid of it.

Czar Soonerov
4/12/2006, 12:23 PM
Yeah, and Spielberg is still at the top of game. Went on to some great artistic success, while Harrison Ford is pretty well washed up as an actor now.

Directors get too much credit. All they do is sit there while the actors do all the work. ;)

bri
4/12/2006, 12:35 PM
OH, SNAP!!!

Osce0la
4/12/2006, 12:40 PM
OH, SNAP!!!
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5538/vwohsnap6ub.gif (http://imageshack.us)

slickdawg
4/12/2006, 12:41 PM
The oppression of the white man, my brother. Whitey's keepin' me dry. :mad:


It's about ****in' time that someone else understands that the man is holding me down too!

slickdawg
4/12/2006, 12:42 PM
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5538/vwohsnap6ub.gif (http://imageshack.us)


I love those commercials. :)

Viking Kitten
4/12/2006, 12:49 PM
Directors get too much credit. All they do is sit there while the actors do all the work. ;)

Luckily the actors all use stand-ins for their stunt work.

slickdawg
4/12/2006, 12:51 PM
Luckily the actors all use stand-ins for their stunt work.


OK, STUNT C*CK!



:texan:

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/12/2006, 01:02 PM
Oh, hell yeah.

I ain't leaving this thread until someone rolls out dead.

ChickSoonerFan
4/12/2006, 01:05 PM
Oh, hell yeah.

I ain't leaving this thread until someone rolls out dead.

Me either!! This is gonna be good.


Maybe that is what the dream is about....maybe two people will roll out dead.

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/12/2006, 01:06 PM
Two blue people roll in...one rolls back in bed alone...

THE SOONEROV DOME!!!!

ChickSoonerFan
4/12/2006, 01:13 PM
Two blue people roll in...one rolls back in bed alone...

THE SOONEROV DOME!!!!

I bet I know who that is. ;)

bri
4/12/2006, 01:36 PM
Now that you mention it...Czar could ride around on VK's shoulders...

"Her Kitten, me Czar! We run Bartertown!!!"

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/12/2006, 01:38 PM
'Ride around'...

Heh.

slickdawg
4/12/2006, 02:07 PM
'Ride around'...

Heh.


k1nky!

Czar Soonerov
4/12/2006, 03:54 PM
Two blue people roll in...one rolls back in bed alone...

THE SOONEROV DOME!!!!



http://hm.smugmug.com/photos/22452863-M.jpg

:twinkies:

slickdawg
4/12/2006, 03:55 PM
Would this be considered a "blue job"??

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/12/2006, 03:55 PM
:les: OOMPA LOOMPA!!!

Viking Kitten
4/12/2006, 04:01 PM
You're turning violet, Violet!!!

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/12/2006, 05:38 PM
Tastes like cherries...

bri
4/12/2006, 05:52 PM
It's like Star Trek porn....