View Full Version : Funniest OU related quotes you've heard...
goingoneight
4/11/2006, 11:12 PM
These are not exact quotes but close enough that if you remember them, you'll be able to help me out with exact wording, but they're close enough that you get the point... :)
From SF.com...
"AD is so fast, not even a stop sign can slow him down..." In response to AD traffic incident story.
from ABC (I guess, read it on SF.com)
"Simms back to pass-- TOUCHDOWN OKLAHOMA!"
Bob Stoops to media before 2005 RRS...
"I've heard it all, seen it all-- posters, hand gestures... you want to see some of the hand gestures aimed at me?"
The King to ABC sports reps on Nebbish gameday 2005.
"I brought my play book in case Coach Stoops needed an offense..."
VY before 2005 RRS
"65-13 to 12-0, I think as a team we've shown some improvements."
Bob Stoops to media about Jason White record...
"Jason made sure that I point out that he topped Coach Heupel's record. Cale Gundy's gettin' way down that list now, eh?"
Jason White is asked: What is your favorite part of winning the Heisman trophy?
"Getting to hang out with Billy Simms and Steve Owens."
Morning Sports Animal caller
Caller: "You know Billy Simms, right?"
Morning Animal: "Yeah, the barbecue guy!"
Hook me up Sooner fans, I'd love to hear some more...
Collier11
4/11/2006, 11:26 PM
Coach Miles -There are two teams out there today, one of them is the best team in the nation and one is pretty darn good, were out to find out which is which
Coach Stoops after the game and a 57-9(I believe) win - I dont need anyone to tell me how good my team is
Not exact quotes but def. my fav
GottaHavePride
4/11/2006, 11:45 PM
"I ran like I stole somethin'!" - Buster Rhymes.
bigdsooner
4/12/2006, 12:31 AM
demond parker and his 93% quote. i think thats right
04 sugar bowl at halftime, when stoops said WE are the #1 defense in the country, they are the #1 scoring defense
OUTrumpet
4/12/2006, 12:36 AM
But most of the time....leeeet errrr rip!
on the closing of ESPN Gameday the day we beat A&M 77-0
*circles player that celebrated on the fullback fall down play*
*draw arrow to scoreboard*
*circle scoreboard*
"YOU ARE DOWN 77-0! YOU DO NOT CELEBRATE!"
*scratch out A&M player*
But most of the time....leeeet errrr rip!
on the closing of ESPN Gameday the day we beat A&M 77-0
*circles player that celebrated on the fullback fall down play*
*draw arrow to scoreboard*
*circle scoreboard*
"YOU ARE DOWN 77-0! YOU DO NOT CELEBRATE!"
*scratch out A&M player*
it would be sweet if someone had that - id like to see it
OUGreg723
4/12/2006, 12:52 AM
"I don't take pleasure in other programs failures."- Bob Stoops on Texas--2003
jkm, the stolen pifwafwi
4/12/2006, 02:26 AM
its just water under the dam
OKC-SLC
4/12/2006, 03:07 AM
Coach Miles -There are two teams out there today, one of them is the best team in the nation and one is pretty darn good, were out to find out which is which
OU Home Crowd in 4th quarter of OSU @ OU November 2003 (in unison): Which one's which! Which one's which!
OKC-SLC
4/12/2006, 03:09 AM
some teams are happy with 3 or 4 wins a year.
King Crimson
4/12/2006, 04:25 AM
Billy Sims.
Desert Sapper
4/12/2006, 06:13 AM
I'm reminded of Barry Switzer's rant after (I think) tying Iowa State in 1981. I wouldn't do it justice if I tried to quote it from memory, but I seem to recall a lot of "Iowa STATE!"
humblesooner
4/12/2006, 07:48 AM
I think we'll be able to find a guy who can make 8 catches for us this year.
-Stoops, when asked about the departure of Kabba after Stoops is annouonced as the new HC at OU.
Brasky7
4/12/2006, 03:14 PM
"2/3 of the Earth is covered by water, the rest is covered by Roy Williams." :D
"I'll answer that one for Chris." ~Mack Brown Hook 'em
TheUnnamedSooner
4/12/2006, 03:34 PM
You don't get a mulligan
LSUdeek
4/12/2006, 03:43 PM
04 sugar bowl at halftime, when stoops said WE are the #1 defense in the country, they are the #1 scoring defense
what a coincidence! it's my favorite too!
TheUnnamedSooner
4/12/2006, 03:46 PM
You don't see us throwing parades up here....
MikeInNorman
4/12/2006, 03:51 PM
"You got my boy's TROPHY. I'm here to get it BACK. "
----------Torrance Marshall, Orange Bowl coin toss
TheUnnamedSooner
4/12/2006, 03:55 PM
"who are those two a$$holes with Switzer?" referring to President Ford and royal before a ou/tx game
This one's basketball, but it still works:
"Don't throw anything else on the court, no matter how bad the officiating is."- Billy Tubbs
OUGreg723
4/12/2006, 04:02 PM
"That'll hold em over for 20 years!"- Angry Switzer after a loss to Oklahoma State.
Lucky4
4/12/2006, 04:09 PM
My favorite is this quote (http://jimsoklahomasportspage.com/videos/mexican.wmv) by the King, Barry Switzer.
SkipTracer
4/12/2006, 05:46 PM
Stoops on AD.......... I asked him if he ever tried to avoid them, he's always muscleing up on people.:D
"2/3 of the Earth is covered by water, the rest is covered by Roy Williams."
-Heh. Wasn't that in the Lubbock paper after the tech game?
Took my young brother in law to the blowout against aTm in Norman.
His first OU game.
At halftime, he is so excited and says, "I hope they don't let up, I wanna
see 'em score a hundred!"
usmc-sooner
4/12/2006, 07:47 PM
Switzer to a recruit "You can come to OU and play for championships, or go somewhere else and watch us play for championships"
goingoneight
4/12/2006, 08:56 PM
Sunday after aTm blowout in 2003-- Dallas game on TV-- announcer says...
"Hold on just a sec, Jim... Yep, I think Oklahoma just scored again!"
sanantoniosooner
4/12/2006, 09:03 PM
"The eyes of Texas have been blackened"
FlatheadSooner
4/12/2006, 09:30 PM
NCAA - National Communists Against Atheletes
The Boz
Sooner Among The Pack
4/12/2006, 09:48 PM
EDIT: Woops, mine wasn't funny. removed.
soonerinabilene
4/12/2006, 09:51 PM
used to work with a cowpoke fan, and in mid-september he said,"well, basketball seasons just around the corner for us." i laugh every time i think of that. as far as being related to sooner quotes, after "the play" musburger says," let me ask you this folks. WHY was texas favored in this game?"
badger
4/13/2006, 01:09 AM
Yes, I know I'm in football world now, BUT...
-“I'm a big girl, and I'm scratched up. I feel like I was picked on.” (anonymous freshmen all-american)
-"I'm just hoping the WNBA calls her and tries to get her out of school early," Missouri coach Cindy Stein said. "She is an incredible talent."
-"I would have loved to have her." -Stanford coach
-"I was more a Cal-Berkeley girl," she responds.
-"We knew she was going to get her points," said a frustrated Jody Conradt, Texas' coach.
- She was surprised that Texas guarded her man-to-man. "I guess that's what happens when you do that," she said in reference to her career-best output. "But I guess that was their best idea."
- Before that, fouling was the only way to stop her. "I was tired of seeing her shoot one-foot shots," Conradt said. "I wanted to put her at least 15 feet from the bucket to see what happens."
Sorry, but I LOVE her one-liners. I would probably hate them if I was a fan of any other school, but as long as she's at OU, it's okay :D
badger
4/13/2006, 01:14 AM
okay, ONE football-related quote that has not (surprisingly) been mentioned:
"Gooooooooooooo Raiders! The refs tried to screw us, but we won anyway. Gooooooooo Raiders! Gooooooooo Raiders! I bought my ticket, I can say what I want! Goooooooooo Raiders!"
there is a video of this somewhere. if you have not seen it, I highly recommend it. i probably screwed up some of the exact wording, but the important part is there.
TheGodfather889
4/13/2006, 01:18 AM
"The eyes of Texas have been blackened"
That is still one of my favorites ever.
olevetonahill
4/13/2006, 01:51 AM
That is still one of my favorites ever.
As is mine ;)
Some one help me out here what did the king say at the ksu game about scoring and yardage ? that was great, Just cant member enough to quote !
duckbutter
4/13/2006, 01:19 PM
my favorite is the one the King tells about being in the bathroom at the '04 texas game at the half and some whorn saying "Hey Switzer, buy anymore players lately?"
Switzer, "Yeah, number 28, how do you like him?"
DeadSolidPerfect
4/13/2006, 02:27 PM
"They had a nice run." Switzer refering to K-State's winning streak against the Sooners prior to 2000.
OUMallen
4/13/2006, 03:30 PM
"You got my boy's TROPHY. I'm here to get it BACK. It's gonna hurt."
----------Torrance Marshall, Orange Bowl coin toss
Fixed it for ya. ;)
sooner518
4/13/2006, 03:35 PM
"They say that if you stand on a tuna can in Lubbock, you can see for miles, but if you stand on a goal line, you apparently can't see anything"
-espn (John Anderson I believe) after the OU-Tech game this year
CincySooner
4/13/2006, 03:54 PM
".... and just as texas was staggering along the ropes, the Sooners land one right between the eyes. and how appropriate that it was delivered by a man named rocky..."
2000 OU/tx
When Stoops supposedly told players mourning the loss of good Christian Boo he was brought in to win football games, not run a ****ing church camp.
BoomerJack
4/13/2006, 05:45 PM
"All the angels and archangels in heaven won't be able to keep Kansas from getting a buttwhipping today." by Wendell "Deadset" Moseley from "Bootlegger's Boy".
XingTheRubicon
4/13/2006, 09:50 PM
another "Deadset" quote
"the only time a plane has too much gas is when it's on fire..."
1991SOONER
4/13/2006, 11:25 PM
But most of the time....leeeet errrr rip!
on the closing of ESPN Gameday the day we beat A&M 77-0
*circles player that celebrated on the fullback fall down play*
*draw arrow to scoreboard*
*circle scoreboard*
"YOU ARE DOWN 77-0! YOU DO NOT CELEBRATE!"
*scratch out A&M player*
I remember that play. That ****ed me off that guy celebrating. And believe me, the Aggies haven't forgotton that game either:D
sanantoniosooner
4/14/2006, 08:11 AM
I remember that play. That ****ed me off that guy celebrating. And believe me, the Aggies haven't forgotton that game either:D
Most of the aggies ripped their own player and many rooted for OU to score 100.
SoonerStormchaser
4/14/2006, 03:28 PM
Most of the aggies ripped their own player and many rooted for OU to score 100.
I know the Bama fans sure as hell were rooting for 100 that day!
OUstudent4life
4/14/2006, 03:43 PM
I think we can find someone to catch 9 balls a year.
OUStormyWxChica
4/15/2006, 01:47 AM
"They say that if you stand on a tuna can in Lubbock, you can see for miles, but if you stand on a goal line, you apparently can't see anything"
-espn (John Anderson I believe) after the OU-Tech game this year
I love that quote. The game on the other hand....:( :mad: .
Flagstaffsooner
4/16/2006, 11:16 AM
"Bud created this monster and now I've got to feed it."
goingoneight
4/16/2006, 02:16 PM
"42-14, it's not the end of the world...
JUST THE END OF YOUR SEASON!!!"
Priceless!!!
DeadSolidPerfect
4/17/2006, 05:23 PM
I think we can find someone to catch 9 balls a year.
Greatness
BoomerJack
4/17/2006, 06:24 PM
Joe Don Looney quotes:
To the Great White Father, late in a game against Syracuse, I believe. Score tied.
"Put me in, Bud, and I'll win this one for you."
To his HC with either the Lions or Saints when he refused to go into the game to relay a play to the QB:
"If you want a messenger boy, call Western Union."
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