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VeeJay
4/11/2006, 07:15 PM
Does This Surprise Anybody? (http://www.starmagazine.com/news/61975)

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"He says Lord, this must be...my destination..."
- John Cougar Mellencamp, Ain't That America?"
NormanPride
4/11/2006, 07:20 PM
They found that the kid's IQ was higher than their own, and jealously made sure that it would never happen again.
85Sooner
4/11/2006, 07:24 PM
Hey, I don't like to hear of anyones child being hurt. Hope he heals quickly and is fine.
SCOUT
4/11/2006, 07:40 PM
They should go ahead and reserve that kid a slot in drug rehab now. It is only a matter of time.
sooneron
4/11/2006, 08:34 PM
That poor kid is doomed.
slickdawg
4/11/2006, 08:38 PM
Take the kid away from them, cut his nuts out, and remove her ovaries.
Al Gore
4/11/2006, 08:38 PM
I can't believe someone actually reads the Star.......
VeeJay
4/11/2006, 09:03 PM
I can't believe someone actually reads the Star.......

I got it off Drudge. I am quite selective in choosing my sources. ;)

Besides, this ain't the kind of stuff you get from The Wall Street Journal.
MamaMia
4/11/2006, 09:11 PM
I dont understand why they didnt take him to the doctor right away. I'll bet she straps the safety belt now.
Al Gore
4/11/2006, 09:13 PM
I got it off Drudge. I am quite selective in choosing my sources. ;)

Besides, this ain't the kind of stuff you get from The Wall Street Journal.Star Spek.......
TopDaugIn2000
4/11/2006, 09:35 PM
this thread reminds me of something...............oh wait............
Oldnslo
4/11/2006, 09:46 PM
I dont understand why they didnt take him to the doctor right away. I'll bet she straps the safety belt now.
Because when, say, Daddy cracks the kid across the skull, maybe they hope Baby will heal without a doctor's intervention, curiosity, or report to the respective invasive governmental agencies.

What usually happens in a deal like this is that the parents give a story about the injury that is inconsistent with the type of injury that the child sustained. The ol' "he fell off of the couch" line prolly won't make it.

:twinkies:
TopDaugIn2000
4/12/2006, 09:22 AM
I dont understand why they didnt take him to the doctor right away.

you gotta be pretty stupid to hit your head and then not go to the doc to get it checked. :O
Osce0la
4/12/2006, 09:34 AM
you gotta be pretty stupid to hit your head and then not go to the doc to get it checked. :O
:D
Mjcpr
4/12/2006, 09:35 AM
What usually happens in a deal like this is that the parents give a story about the injury that is inconsistent with the type of injury that the child sustained. The ol' "he fell off of the couch" line prolly won't make it.


Boy you were way off.

He fell out of his high chair.
BeetDigger
4/12/2006, 09:50 AM
That poor kid is doomed.



Yes, but that happened at conception.
TheHumanAlphabet
4/12/2006, 09:53 AM
I can't believe someone actually reads the Star.......

Its also in the UK rag, The Mirror...
TheHumanAlphabet
4/12/2006, 09:56 AM
you gotta be pretty stupid to hit your head and then not go to the doc to get it checked. :O

THEY say they called in a doc right away (Hollywood house call)

THEY say they watched him...

THEY say they took him to a specialist when he got groggy and was crying...

That's when the authorities came in...

Something about the trailer and not taking it out of the person???
TopDaugIn2000
4/12/2006, 10:01 AM
THA -- go read my "mule" thread and my post will make much more sense to you.
soonerbrat
4/12/2006, 10:51 AM
they "rushed" him to the hospital 6 days afterwards.
Oldnslo
4/12/2006, 11:07 AM
Boy you were way off.

He fell out of his high chair.
People SUCC

One of the many reasons I and then my wife left the DA's office was the kid cases. I've got to go think happy thoughts awhile. This brings back a whole raft of not particularly pleasant memories.

You know, you just wish you could do something to take care of the kids, but you can't.

****.
TheHumanAlphabet
4/12/2006, 02:22 PM
THA -- go read my "mule" thread and my post will make much more sense to you.

I understood that, I should've but a winky in there somewhere as re-reading it, it look as if I was commenting on you, I wasn't. I was commenting on the excuses they were making regarding the kid.
TopDaugIn2000
4/12/2006, 02:23 PM
ok. no prob. didn't think you had seen my other thread.
sooneron
4/12/2006, 02:31 PM
ok. no prob. didn't think you had seen my other thread.
Yes yes, we all saw your thread, you are still the most popular girl here ...:P
TopDaugIn2000
4/12/2006, 02:31 PM
Yes yes, we all saw your thread, you are still the most popular girl here ...:P

oh, like, thank you thank you thank you. :rolleyes:
pb4ou
4/12/2006, 02:39 PM
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=66703
mdklatt
4/12/2006, 03:07 PM
I at least give credit to them for giving the kid a normal name.
Osce0la
4/12/2006, 03:12 PM
I at least give credit to them for giving the kid a normal name.
Why do hate apple's and people that free slaves from the pharoh?
GDC
4/13/2006, 02:02 PM
http://www.dragongamez.com/spearbritney.htm
jkm, the stolen pifwafwi
4/13/2006, 03:17 PM
I got it off Drudge. I am quite selective in choosing my sources. ;)

Besides, this ain't the kind of stuff you get from The Wall Street Journal.

on the front page of the WSJ last week was a story about a guy they called "mr mullet"