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soonerbrat
4/11/2006, 07:07 PM
Bucky actually sang it tonight.

he didn't dedicate it to Mandisa though

VeeJay
4/11/2006, 07:09 PM
you make the rockin' world go round.

bri
4/11/2006, 07:32 PM
Get on your bikes and ride!

slickdawg
4/11/2006, 08:27 PM
Baby got back?

bri
4/11/2006, 08:29 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

jk the sooner fan
4/11/2006, 08:32 PM
she was such a naughty nanny......

C&CDean
4/11/2006, 08:32 PM
You people suck so completely that the word "suck" doesn't even come close to describing the suckage that is y'all. I would rather burn my eyes out with ginseng incense than even admit that I watched some fag (besides Freddie Mercury) sing Fat Bottomed Girls.

Y'all are what is wrong with America. I weep deeply.

slickdawg
4/11/2006, 08:34 PM
You people suck so completely that the word "suck" doesn't even come close to describing the suckage that is y'all. I would rather burn my eyes out with ginseng incense than even admit that I watched some fag (besides Freddie Mercury) sing Fat Bottomed Girls.

Y'all are what is wrong with America. I weep deeply.


I, for one, have never seen anyone other than faggie Mercury sing it.
I mean Freddie.

;)

bri
4/11/2006, 08:37 PM
You people suck so completely that the word "suck" doesn't even come close to describing the suckage that is y'all. I would rather burn my eyes out with ginseng incense than even admit that I watched some fag (besides Freddie Mercury) sing Fat Bottomed Girls.

Y'all are what is wrong with America. I weep deeply.

DE?

C&CDean
4/11/2006, 08:45 PM
DE?

no. DEAN.

Let me rephrase it.

Y'all lifeless ****tards who proudly and openly have left your closet and watch the tripial bat**** that is AE - and even talk about it like it's a normal/ordinary thing that normal/ordinary people would do better to end your miserable existence with a dull butter knife shoved up underneath your eyelid into your brain. But then again, it'd take multiple stabs and an MRI image to locate it and you'd lose interest because your pathetically short attention span would be drawn away by whatever ****-weepage follows AE.

C&CDean
4/11/2006, 08:46 PM
Did that make sense?

bri
4/11/2006, 08:46 PM
Okay, that's better.

You scared me man. I thought you'd lost your strength when you shaved your head...;)

Jerk
4/11/2006, 08:48 PM
Even if a girl has a fat-***, it's still round when she's bent over.

VeeJay
4/11/2006, 08:59 PM
I should learn to stay out of threads that I presume are headed south quickly.

bri
4/11/2006, 09:00 PM
What, and miss out on the ride?

jk the sooner fan
4/11/2006, 09:04 PM
i dont know how the show continues to be on the air, what with only 20 of us watching the damn thing......

bri
4/11/2006, 09:06 PM
19 of you watching it. I just was drawn in by the discussion of "Fat Bottomed Girls"...:D

VeeJay
4/11/2006, 09:08 PM
Out.

BeetDigger
4/11/2006, 09:11 PM
"Oh, you gonna take me home tonight"

C&CDean
4/11/2006, 09:11 PM
i dont know how the show continues to be on the air, what with only 20 of us watching the damn thing......

Oh. So what you're saying is that 20 million ****ing losers can't be wrong?

bri
4/11/2006, 09:12 PM
Out.

Signed,
Freddie Mercury

VeeJay
4/11/2006, 09:31 PM
http://www.queenmania.net/images/fotografie/freddie_mercury/freddie_mercury_102.jpg

Surely you jest...

Soonrboy
4/11/2006, 09:32 PM
Freddy Mercury was gay?

soonerbrat
4/11/2006, 09:34 PM
who knew?

VeeJay
4/11/2006, 09:35 PM
No, of course not. Chicks dig those sort of outfits.

Okla-homey
4/11/2006, 09:36 PM
Oh. So what you're saying is that 20 million ****ing losers can't be wrong?

Check that. 40 million losers.:D

and me.

jk the sooner fan
4/11/2006, 09:36 PM
i thought it was funny as hell when Ace asked Brian May to rearrange their song for him.....

quewn3d!!!!!!!!

jk the sooner fan
4/11/2006, 09:37 PM
Oh. So what you're saying is that 20 million ****ing losers can't be wrong?

if losing you is wrong, i dont wanna be right......:twinkies:

Scott D
4/11/2006, 09:39 PM
I hate the chick who butchered 'Who Wants To Live Forever'...that is all.

IB4OU2
4/11/2006, 09:39 PM
The talent this year is not even close to last years. So I haven't watched much of it.

Soonrboy
4/11/2006, 09:40 PM
no. DEAN.

Let me rephrase it.

Y'all lifeless ****tards who proudly and openly have left your closet and watch the tripial bat**** that is AE - and even talk about it like it's a normal/ordinary thing that normal/ordinary people would do better to end your miserable existence with a dull butter knife shoved up underneath your eyelid into your brain. But then again, it'd take multiple stabs and an MRI image to locate it and you'd lose interest because your pathetically short attention span would be drawn away by whatever ****-weepage follows AE.


AE? American Edol?

Is Dean becoming Dolemitish?

soonerbrat
4/11/2006, 09:41 PM
ya know..i LOVED Elliot's and Taylor's performances tonight.

just sayin'

jk the sooner fan
4/11/2006, 09:44 PM
i thought taylor absolutely sucked, and it was really bad when he tried to kick over the mike stand and it stood there like an oak tree......nice move slick

bottom 3 - ace, taylor and maybe paris.......and i agree with Scott

Queen is an odd choice for AI - i cant think of a tougher band for them to pick from.......

LoyalFan
4/11/2006, 09:46 PM
Mmmmmmm...fat bottomed girls!

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soonerbrat
4/11/2006, 09:47 PM
i LOVED Taylor


yeah, he's dorky but that makes him endearing.

and i thought queen was a weird choice too

sanantoniosooner
4/11/2006, 09:47 PM
i thought taylor absolutely sucked, and it was really bad when he tried to kick over the mike stand and it stood there like an oak tree......nice move slick
that impotent kick is the funniest thing I've seen on TV in months.

SoonerInKCMO
4/11/2006, 09:49 PM
"On paper?!?! :confused: "

Poor girl is dumb as a brick.

jk the sooner fan
4/11/2006, 09:51 PM
"On paper?!?! :confused: "

Poor girl is dumb as a brick.

yeah, she's definitely stupid....but she's polite and friendly, says "thank you"....."sorry" when the judges dont like her

i thought she was pretty good tonite

i cant believe nobody picked "i want to break free".....one of their easier songs to sing

proud gonzo
4/11/2006, 09:54 PM
i don't know anything about that lame show, but Freddie Mercury ROCKS!!! :D

jk the sooner fan
4/11/2006, 09:54 PM
i don't know anything about that lame show, but Freddie Mercury ROCKS!!! :D

if by rocks you mean "rocked"....yes

Scott D
4/11/2006, 09:55 PM
I am currently washing my ears out by listening to Freddie Mercury sing the entire album 'A Kind Of Magic' (aka the soundtrack to Highlander)

sanantoniosooner
4/11/2006, 09:56 PM
Why don't you go successfully kick over a mike stand on the first try while you're at it.

jk the sooner fan
4/11/2006, 09:57 PM
kinda weird to see the Merc replaced by Bad Company's front man....just isnt right

surely there had to be a bucktoothed queer somewhere.....

sanantoniosooner
4/11/2006, 09:58 PM
kinda weird to see the Merc replaced by Bad Company's front man....just isnt right

surely there had to be a bucktoothed queer somewhere.....
Nick's too young.

Scott D
4/11/2006, 09:59 PM
ouch....

soonerbrat
4/11/2006, 10:00 PM
Nick's too young.



YMSSRA

jk the sooner fan
4/11/2006, 10:01 PM
ZANGGGGGGG

proud gonzo
4/11/2006, 10:04 PM
if by rocks you mean "rocked"....yes
he's Freddie frickin Mercury! Freddie Mercury does not have to be alive to continue to rock in present time. :D

Scott D
4/11/2006, 10:07 PM
he's Freddie frickin Mercury! Freddie Mercury does not have to be alive to continue to rock in present time. :D

he lacks the ability to freshly rock, so any rocking he may be doing is past tense or in a suspended animation :D

IB4OU2
4/11/2006, 10:07 PM
Scharamoosh, Scharamoosh, Will you do the Bandango?

sanantoniosooner
4/11/2006, 10:08 PM
Scharamoosh, Scharamoosh, Will you do the Bandango?
that's good for a spek

LoyalFan
4/11/2006, 10:10 PM
i don't know anything about that lame show, but Freddie Mercury ROTS!!! :D

Unless he was cremated, right?
(Original post modified, at no cost to Ms. Gonzo.)

LF

proud gonzo
4/11/2006, 10:11 PM
he lacks the ability to freshly rock, so any rocking he may be doing is past tense or in a suspended animation :D
dude--princes of the universe do NOT live in the past tense.

Scott D
4/11/2006, 10:12 PM
dude--princesses of the universe do NOT live in the past tense.

fixed ;)

proud gonzo
4/11/2006, 10:14 PM
fixed ;)
whatever, scotty. he's frickin' immortal

Scott D
4/11/2006, 10:14 PM
no christopher lambert is immortal unfortunately :P

sanantoniosooner
4/11/2006, 10:15 PM
Freddy did take quite a few heads before he died though.

IB4OU2
4/11/2006, 10:17 PM
I want to ride my bicycle, i want to ride my bike.....

sanantoniosooner
4/11/2006, 10:19 PM
I want to ride my bicycle, i want to ride my bike.....
no spek for that one.

Scott D
4/11/2006, 10:20 PM
There's no time for us
There's no place for us
What is this thing that builds our dreams, yet slips away from us

Who wants to live forever
Who wants to live forever . . . . . ?
Oh ooo oh
There's no chance for us
It's all decided for us
This world has only one sweet moment set aside for us

Who wants to live forever
Who wants to live forever
Ooh
Who dares to love forever
Oh oo woh, when love must die

But touch my tears with your lips
Touch my world with your fingertips
And we can have forever
And we can love forever
Forever is our today

Who wants to live forever
Who wants to live forever
Forever is our today
Who waits forever anyway?

:D