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Please tell me you guys didn't have, like, five threads about Timecop while I was gone that will all get merged and ruin a perfectly good spoof thread...:D
JohnnyMack
4/11/2006, 01:46 PM
A little bit of Lionheart and some Double Impact, but not a lot of Timecop.
What, no love for Hard Target? That movie gave us the greatest five words in the history of the English language: Wilford Brimley - Cajun Action Hero.
Now, we go put arrow in everbody not Chance!
ousoonerfan
4/11/2006, 02:09 PM
Every time I see Van Damme's name, Kumite Kumite Kumite Kumite starts running through my head.
Bloodsport rawks!
O K U S A ! ! ! 1
Herr Scholz
4/11/2006, 02:24 PM
Didn't Van Damme get beat up in a strip club by Chucky Pancamo in real life? I think I read that one time.
http://www.durfee.net/oz/images/Pancamo6.jpg
ousoonerfan
4/11/2006, 02:26 PM
I thought he got popped for the nose-candy.
sooneron
4/11/2006, 02:27 PM
I believe there was a time travel thread and JCVD's "epic" was broached.
Pricetag
4/11/2006, 02:29 PM
What, no love for Hard Target? That movie gave us the greatest five words in the history of the English language: Wilford Brimley - Cajun Action Hero.
Now, we go put arrow in everbody not Chance!
I caught that flick in the theater. I loved the scene where Van Damme is standing on the seat of the moving dirt bike shooting when his bike hits a car and throws him into the air, where he flips neatly and lands on his feet.
There was actually a burst of laughter from the crowd afterward. These were people who had a pretty good idea of what they would be getting when they paid for the ticket, mind you.
Hot Rod
4/11/2006, 02:44 PM
I caught that flick in the theater. I loved the scene where Van Damme is standing on the seat of the moving dirt bike shooting when his bike hits a car and throws him into the air, where he flips neatly and lands on his feet.
There was actually a burst of laughter from the crowd afterward. These were people who had a pretty good idea of what they would be getting when they paid for the ticket, mind you.
I don't think there's one of his movies that hasn't made me chuckle while watching it.
slickdawg
4/11/2006, 03:07 PM
Please tell me you guys didn't have, like, five threads about Timecop while I was gone that will all get merged and ruin a perfectly good spoof thread...:D
I ought to negspek your azz for even saying that name.
;)
Sooner_Bob
4/11/2006, 05:40 PM
In an action film you act in the action. If it's a dramatic film you act in the drama.
- Jean Claude Van Damme
proud gonzo
4/11/2006, 05:45 PM
http://bloodsportmentos.ytmnd.com/
King Crimson
4/11/2006, 07:37 PM
we had a Van Damme board for a while while you were gone, Bri. but, the hillibilly hoi pollloi around here don't like art.
so, it tanked. now, it's Sooner Spectator.
DAMMIT! I miss all the good sh*t!! :mad:
King Crimson
4/11/2006, 07:47 PM
dude there was this one post about Bloodsport that made me cry....it's that part wher JCVD says to the floozie sidecar chick: "...only if you will have dinner with me tonight". it's so romantic.
Bloodsport is poetry, man.
Punchy, kicky poetry.
King Crimson
4/11/2006, 08:07 PM
i'm a heterosexual, but if JCVD had busted a line like that to me....i might have grabbed my ankles.
there's Deniro in Raging Bull and JCVD in Bloodsport.....hard to say.
Harry Beanbag
4/11/2006, 08:24 PM
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51536&highlight=van+damme+dance
Sooner in Tampa
4/12/2006, 05:19 AM
The Third Shift on Fox Sports Radio this morning had an impromptu poll of who would win in a street
Van Damme vs. Segal
Segal won because he is actually some sort of legit fighting champ.
Segal won because the voters were idiots. :D
King Crimson
4/12/2006, 06:12 AM
Segal=Steve Lavin.
The Third Shift on Fox Sports Radio this morning had an impromptu poll of who would win in a street
Van Damme vs. Segal
Segal won because he is actually some sort of legit fighting champ.
Segal is an aikido master and trained in other disciplines as well. A friend of mine named his son Niko after a character in one of his movies. Of course Chuck would own them all, except Bruce Lee.
crawfish
4/12/2006, 07:59 AM
Chuck Norris could kill both by just tweaking his mustache.
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