Jean-Claude Van Damme

[bri]

Please tell me you guys didn't have, like, five threads about Timecop while I was gone that will all get merged and ruin a perfectly good spoof thread...:D

[JohnnyMack]

A little bit of Lionheart and some Double Impact, but not a lot of Timecop.

[bri]

What, no love for Hard Target? That movie gave us the greatest five words in the history of the English language: Wilford Brimley - Cajun Action Hero.

Now, we go put arrow in everbody not Chance!

[ousoonerfan]

Every time I see Van Damme's name, Kumite Kumite Kumite Kumite starts running through my head.

Bloodsport rawks!

O K U S A ! ! ! 1

[Herr Scholz]

Didn't Van Damme get beat up in a strip club by Chucky Pancamo in real life? I think I read that one time.

http://www.durfee.net/oz/images/Pancamo6.jpg

[GDC]

fag

[ousoonerfan]

I thought he got popped for the nose-candy.

[sooneron]

I believe there was a time travel thread and JCVD's "epic" was broached.

[Pricetag]

What, no love for Hard Target? That movie gave us the greatest five words in the history of the English language: Wilford Brimley - Cajun Action Hero.

Now, we go put arrow in everbody not Chance!
I caught that flick in the theater. I loved the scene where Van Damme is standing on the seat of the moving dirt bike shooting when his bike hits a car and throws him into the air, where he flips neatly and lands on his feet.

There was actually a burst of laughter from the crowd afterward. These were people who had a pretty good idea of what they would be getting when they paid for the ticket, mind you.

[Hot Rod]

I caught that flick in the theater. I loved the scene where Van Damme is standing on the seat of the moving dirt bike shooting when his bike hits a car and throws him into the air, where he flips neatly and lands on his feet.

There was actually a burst of laughter from the crowd afterward. These were people who had a pretty good idea of what they would be getting when they paid for the ticket, mind you.

I don't think there's one of his movies that hasn't made me chuckle while watching it.

[slickdawg]

Please tell me you guys didn't have, like, five threads about Timecop while I was gone that will all get merged and ruin a perfectly good spoof thread...:D


I ought to negspek your azz for even saying that name.




;)

[Sooner_Bob]

In an action film you act in the action. If it's a dramatic film you act in the drama.

- Jean Claude Van Damme

[proud gonzo]

http://bloodsportmentos.ytmnd.com/

[King Crimson]

we had a Van Damme board for a while while you were gone, Bri. but, the hillibilly hoi pollloi around here don't like art.

so, it tanked. now, it's Sooner Spectator.

[bri]

DAMMIT! I miss all the good sh*t!! :mad:

[King Crimson]

dude there was this one post about Bloodsport that made me cry....it's that part wher JCVD says to the floozie sidecar chick: "...only if you will have dinner with me tonight". it's so romantic.

[bri]

Bloodsport is poetry, man.

Punchy, kicky poetry.

[King Crimson]

i'm a heterosexual, but if JCVD had busted a line like that to me....i might have grabbed my ankles.

there's Deniro in Raging Bull and JCVD in Bloodsport.....hard to say.

[Harry Beanbag]

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=51536&highlight=van+damme+dance

[Sooner in Tampa]

The Third Shift on Fox Sports Radio this morning had an impromptu poll of who would win in a street

Van Damme vs. Segal

Segal won because he is actually some sort of legit fighting champ.

[bri]

Segal won because the voters were idiots. :D

[King Crimson]

Segal=Steve Lavin.

[GDC]

The Third Shift on Fox Sports Radio this morning had an impromptu poll of who would win in a street

Van Damme vs. Segal

Segal won because he is actually some sort of legit fighting champ.

Segal is an aikido master and trained in other disciplines as well. A friend of mine named his son Niko after a character in one of his movies. Of course Chuck would own them all, except Bruce Lee.

[crawfish]

Chuck Norris could kill both by just tweaking his mustache.