The return of the secretary

[slickdawg]

She's here Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday each week.

She is sorting mail right now, and just let a greasy gurgly sounding one rip.

[Czar Soonerov]

Damn, I thought they made a sequel.

http://www.dvdweb.co.uk/reviewgfx/secretary5.jpg

[Osce0la]

She's here Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday each week.

She is sorting mail right now, and just let a greasy gurgly sounding one rip.
Take a big cork and put it on her desk, see if she takes the hint...

[slickdawg]

Take a big cork and put it on her desk, see if she takes the hint...


I thought about a bottle of gas-x

[Osce0la]

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[yermom]

Beano

[Osce0la]

I thought about a bottle of gas-x
Just get someone to distract her (I'm sure you're not the only one bothered by this) and pour it in her drink...Or go out and get her a smoothie or something and mix it in there...

[OUinFLA]

perhaps you should suggest her desk be moved to the restroom?
or, work while sitting on the commode.
But in no circumstances should she work near an open flame

[caphorns]

Sounds like she needs some plumbing on those pipes. Have you introduced her to Stan?

[Czar Soonerov]

Tell her that she can eat one scoop of creamed potatoes. A slice of butter. Four peas. And as much ice cream as she'd like to eat.