View Full Version : The return of the secretary
slickdawg
4/11/2006, 09:24 AM
She's here Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday each week.
She is sorting mail right now, and just let a greasy gurgly sounding one rip.
Czar Soonerov
4/11/2006, 09:27 AM
Damn, I thought they made a sequel.
http://www.dvdweb.co.uk/reviewgfx/secretary5.jpg
Osce0la
4/11/2006, 09:58 AM
She's here Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday each week.
She is sorting mail right now, and just let a greasy gurgly sounding one rip.
Take a big cork and put it on her desk, see if she takes the hint...
slickdawg
4/11/2006, 10:00 AM
Take a big cork and put it on her desk, see if she takes the hint...
I thought about a bottle of gas-x
Osce0la
4/11/2006, 10:06 AM
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yermom
4/11/2006, 10:06 AM
Beano
Osce0la
4/11/2006, 10:06 AM
I thought about a bottle of gas-x
Just get someone to distract her (I'm sure you're not the only one bothered by this) and pour it in her drink...Or go out and get her a smoothie or something and mix it in there...
OUinFLA
4/11/2006, 10:08 AM
perhaps you should suggest her desk be moved to the restroom?
or, work while sitting on the commode.
But in no circumstances should she work near an open flame
caphorns
4/11/2006, 10:09 AM
Sounds like she needs some plumbing on those pipes. Have you introduced her to Stan?
Czar Soonerov
4/11/2006, 10:49 AM
Tell her that she can eat one scoop of creamed potatoes. A slice of butter. Four peas. And as much ice cream as she'd like to eat.
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