If I Still Work Here One Year From Now, I am Going to Slash my F***ing Wrists

[Viking Kitten]

So my micromanaging boss just put me in my place. SHE SURE SHOWED ME!!!

We are working on choosing a cover photo for our monthly publication, patriotic themed this month, and I voted for one featuring a flag background with an adorable little smiling Gibson Diffee clone with his hand over his heart.

Cute and cuddly!

So my boss says, "Well you know, I read the paper everyday, and I guess that gives me somewhat of an advantage. Because I've become aware recently that there is a national controversy over children saying the pledge in classrooms. We'll have to run it through channels."

She reads the paper...EVERYDAY! She is informed! She has an "advantage."

I live in a bubble. I am NOT INFORMED! I am clueless about the world around me because I do not read the Daily Oklahoman everyday.

:les: I am feeling a little violent today!

[Mjcpr]

VK's gonna get plowed.

[Phil]

So my micromanaging boss just put me in my place. SHE SURE SHOWED ME!!!

We are working on choosing a cover photo for our monthly publication, patriotic themed this month, and I voted for one featuring a flag background with an adorable little smiling Gibson Diffee clone with his hand over his heart.

Cute and cuddly!

So my boss says, "Well you know, I read the paper everyday, and I guess that gives me somewhat of an advantage. Because I've become aware recently that there is a national controversy over children saying the pledge in classrooms. We'll have to run it through channels."

She reads the paper...EVERYDAY! She is informed! She has an "advantage."

I live in a bubble. I am NOT INFORMED! I am clueless about the world around me because I do not read the Daily Oklahoman everyday.

:les: I am feeling a little violent today!


Um, I know your boss' boss. For real. Want me to put in a word?:P

[Hamhock]

Suggest a cartoon of muhammed with a bomb on his head. guaranteed increase in readership.

ywia

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Um, I know your boss' boss. For real. Want me to put in a word?:Pheh.

[Viking Kitten]

Um, I know your boss' boss. For real. Want me to put in a word?:P

Nah. I'm good. Thanks though!

[bri]

VK's gonna get plowed.


So.....it's a day that ends in "-y"?

[Viking Kitten]

VK's gonna get plowed.

You got that right.

[Fugue]

VK's gonna get plowed.

sweet, i knew that there was a good chance anyway that she'd be drunk when I met everyone tomorrow but this just seals the deal. :D
:eddie:

[NormanPride]

You should 1-up her and say that you read periodicals. That should show her.

[mdklatt]

VK's gonna get plowed.

Isn't that up to Czar?

[Mjcpr]

Isn't that up to Czar?

From what I've been able to gather from their board interaction.......no.

[Czar Soonerov]

To be brutally honest, she's drunk most of the time.

help:O

[mdklatt]

To be brutally honest, she's drunk most of the time.




Oh, is that what "plowed" means? Never mind. :O



help:O

http://www.abusedadultresourcecenter.com/

[Stoop Dawg]

I haven't ready the Daily Oklahoman in years. I attribute my relatively high level of intelligence to that very fact. (Relative to what? Relative to what it would be if I did read the DO...)

[Czar Soonerov]

So my micromanaging boss just put me in my place. SHE SURE SHOWED ME!!!

We are working on choosing a cover photo for our monthly publication, patriotic themed this month, and I voted for one featuring a flag background with an adorable little smiling Gibson Diffee clone with his hand over his heart.

Cute and cuddly!

So my boss says, "Well you know, I read the paper everyday, and I guess that gives me somewhat of an advantage. Because I've become aware recently that there is a national controversy over children saying the pledge in classrooms. We'll have to run it through channels."

She reads the paper...EVERYDAY! She is informed! She has an "advantage."

I live in a bubble. I am NOT INFORMED! I am clueless about the world around me because I do not read the Daily Oklahoman everyday.

:les: I am feeling a little violent today!

You should have turned and looked her directly in the eye (always look eye) and said "Why do you hate America?"

[Stoop Dawg]

Sage advice right there.

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0830/photo/karate_i.jpg

[Viking Kitten]

You should have turned and looked her directly in the eye (always look eye) and said "Why do you hate America?"

I'm giving it a year, hon. Do you want me to come home permanently today?

[slickdawg]

So my micromanaging boss just put me in my place. SHE SURE SHOWED ME!!!

We are working on choosing a cover photo for our monthly publication, patriotic themed this month, and I voted for one featuring a flag background with an adorable little smiling Gibson Diffee clone with his hand over his heart.

Cute and cuddly!

So my boss says, "Well you know, I read the paper everyday, and I guess that gives me somewhat of an advantage. Because I've become aware recently that there is a national controversy over children saying the pledge in classrooms. We'll have to run it through channels."

She reads the paper...EVERYDAY! She is informed! She has an "advantage."

I live in a bubble. I am NOT INFORMED! I am clueless about the world around me because I do not read the Daily Oklahoman everyday.

:les: I am feeling a little violent today!


Here's some ideas:

A cartoon of Mohammed wiping his azz with the American flag

The 1,000,000,000,000,000th picture of the FDNY guys on the remains
of the World Trade Center with the flag

Kid Rock using an american flag as a poncho during his Super Bowl 38 performance.

Just a plain old picture of the flag, with the tag "made in china"



YWIA

[Osce0la]

You should 1-up her and say that you read periodicals. That should show her.
Better yet, tell her you're on the SO every day...That'll get her...



pwn3d!!!!11

[BeetDigger]

I'm giving it a year, hon. Do you want me to come home permanently today?


Don't come home too early, he has some dead prostitutes he has to stash.

[Viking Kitten]

Don't come home too early, he has some dead prostitutes he has to stash.

Aww no. I'm the one that always has to stash the dead prostitutes. If it was up to Czar we'd have dead prostitutes all over the house. He seems to think dead prostitutes just put themselves away. :mad:

[yermom]

Aww no. I'm the one that always has to stash the dead prostitutes. If it was up to Czar we'd have dead prostitutes all over the house. He seems to think dead prostitutes just put themselves away. :mad:

you are a great wife.

maybe you could sub a Mexican flag?

[Soonrboy]

Newspapers are generally written on a 7-8th grade level. She can't be that 'mart.

[Viking Kitten]

Newspapers are generally written on a 7-8th grade level. She can't be that 'mart.

Doesn't she understand that any news I need I get from the SO?:D

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Check yo email

[BeetDigger]

Aww no. I'm the one that always has to stash the dead prostitutes. If it was up to Czar we'd have dead prostitutes all over the house. He seems to think dead prostitutes just put themselves away. :mad:



My dad taught me three things about being a gentleman: open the door for the girl; ladies first; and to always pick up and throw away the dead prostitutes.

Hopefully, I will be able to impart these same lessons on my son.

[Viking Kitten]

Check yo email

Great tips on dead whore disposal! Thanks SBSB!

[jk the sooner fan]

is this woman a brunette?

[Czar Soonerov]

Aww no. I'm the one that always has to stash the dead prostitutes. If it was up to Czar we'd have dead prostitutes all over the house. He seems to think dead prostitutes just put themselves away. :mad:

It may look like a mess, but I know where everything is. Then I come home and you've hidden all my dead whores. I can't have anything for myself. :twinkies:

[Viking Kitten]

Czar: "Where's my ME time?"

[oumartin]

your husband has you work? that low life!

I say you just twist off and go relax for a few months.

[1stTimeCaller]

http://www.eu.forzieri.com/images/prodottim/ul43114-004-2.jpg

does this help?

[Czar Soonerov]

Czar: "Where's my ME time?"

"Well you know, I read the paper everyday, and I guess that gives me somewhat of an advantage. Because I've become aware recently that men need private time, to unwind, to engage in sports and hobbies, and to spend time with dead prostitutes. We'll have to run it through channels."

[Fugue]

"Well you know, I read the paper everyday, and I guess that gives me somewhat of an advantage. Because I've become aware recently that men need private time, to unwind, to engage in sports and hobbies, and to spend time with dead prostitutes. We'll have to run it through channels."

:D

[Viking Kitten]

"Well you know, I read the paper everyday, and I guess that gives me somewhat of an advantage. Because I've become aware recently that men need private time, to unwind, to engage in sports and hobbies, and to spend time with dead prostitutes. We'll have to run it through channels."

Now practice saying it in the most condescending tone of voice you can possibly muster. Then when I get home, repeat it to me that way. Then if you're lucky, I'll slap you around a little.

[NormanPride]

What if he's not lucky?

[85Sooner]

[QUOTE=Viking Kitten]
Because I've become aware recently that there is a national controversy over children saying the pledge in classrooms. We'll have to run it through channels."

QUOTE]

Ask her
She's just become aware of that recently? Where has she been? in a deep freeze or doin hard time?

[Viking Kitten]

Ask her
She's just become aware of that recently? Where has she been? in a deep freeze or doin hard time?

That's precisely why I'm so gripey about the whole thing, dude. :)

[Mixer!]

http://blogs.indiewire.com/eug/archives/images/michael-moore_004.jpeg

yeah, I'm not helping... :D

[soonerboomer93]

Aww no. I'm the one that always has to stash the dead prostitutes. If it was up to Czar we'd have dead prostitutes all over the house. He seems to think dead prostitutes just put themselves away. :mad:

Have you learned nothing from Frozen?

You shove the dead hookers down the garbage disposal.

[Viking Kitten]

I'm bumping this for M.

I love you, M. :)

[M]

Wow.

And I remember this episode. HOW HAVE I MANAGED TO SURVIVE THIS LONG??!!!1 :(

[crawfish]

So...did you slash your wrists?

[Viking Kitten]

Wow.

And I remember this episode. HOW HAVE I MANAGED TO SURVIVE THIS LONG??!!!1 :(
Because I taught you to look at Internet porn, young padawan.

[M]

Because I taught you to look at Internet porn, young padawan.

I learned from the best! The flask in my bottom desk drawer helps too, you know.

[12]

http://www.bowdoin.edu/news/archives/images/Assyrian%20Detail.jpg

[soonerboomer93]

ahhh yes, i'm kinda working from home :D

(ok, it's a friends house, wait err "office")

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

http://images1.comstock.com/Imagewarehouse/BX/SITECS/NLWMCompingVersions/134751-135000/bxp134874.jpg
M @ Work

[M]

I just received the following e-mail:

"Your email account is using 1.1Gb of space in the database. Please clean up as much as possible and archive as much as possible. Thank you."

Apparently, this company is not very accepting of my porn addiction.

[Czar Soonerov]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/740/coolhandlukelc9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I never thought I'd be able to recycle this fark. LOL

[frankensooner]

The journal is the biggest waste of my bar dues. OH, did I say that out loud? ;)