Czar Soonerov
4/6/2006, 04:16 PM
A train hits a busload of Catholic schoolgirls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates. St. Peter asks
the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a pen*s?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with
the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and
pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever
had any contact with a pen*s?
"The girl is a little reluctant but replies," Well once I fondled and
stroked one."
St Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass
through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the
front of the line St. Peter says "Lisa, what seems to be the rush?
The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want
to do it before Jessica sticks her *ss in it."
:texan:
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates. St. Peter asks
the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a pen*s?"
She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with
the tip of my finger."
St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and
pass through the gate."
St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever
had any contact with a pen*s?
"The girl is a little reluctant but replies," Well once I fondled and
stroked one."
St Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass
through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the
front of the line St. Peter says "Lisa, what seems to be the rush?
The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want
to do it before Jessica sticks her *ss in it."
:texan: