Catholic School Girl humor..thursday joke

[soonerbrat]

A train hits a busload of Catholic schoolgirls and they all perish.

They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates. St. Peter asks
the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a pen*s?"

She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with
the tip of my finger."

St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and
pass through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever
had any contact with a pen*s?

"The girl is a little reluctant but replies," Well once I fondled and
stroked one."

St Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass
through the gate."

All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls. One
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the
front of the line St. Peter says "Lisa, what seems to be the rush?

The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want
to do it before Jessica sticks her *ss in it."

[yermom]

that's hot

[12]

Have I mentioned the dusty nature of my grandmother's flatus?

[yermom]

way to ruin the thread about the dirty Catholic school girls :mad:

[TexasLidig8r]

I can't remember if I mentioned it before.. but.. my daughter is in the 6th grade at a Catholic school here in Dallas.

[RacerX]

I can't remember if I mentioned it before.. but.. my daughter is in the 6th grade at a Catholic school here in Dallas.
Sorry dude.

or is it dudette?

[sooneron]

Come out Virginia, don't let me wait
You Catholic girls start much too late
aw But sooner or later it comes down to fate
I might as well be the one

well, They showed you a statue, told you to pray
They built you a temple and locked you away
But they never told you the price that you pay
For things that you might have done.....
Only the good die young
thats what i said
only the good die young x2

You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
We ain't too pretty we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
aw But that never hurt no one

So come on Virginia show me a sign
Send up a signal I'll throw you the line
The stained-glass curtain you're hiding behind
Never lets in the sun
Darlin' only the good die young
(woah x5 )
i tell ya
only the good die young x2

You got a nice white dress and a party on your confirmation
You got a brand new soul
mmmm, And a cross of gold
But Virginia they didn't give you quite enough information
You didn't count on me
When you were counting on your rosary
(oh woah woah)

They say there's a heaven for those who will wait
Some say it's better but I say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
the Sinners are much more fun...

you know that only the good die young
oh woah baby
i tell ya
only the good die young, X2


You say your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation
Aww She never cared for me
But did she ever say a prayer for me? oh woah woah

Come out come out come out virgina dont let me wait,
You catholic girls start much too late
Sooner or later it comes down to fate
I might as well be the one,
You know that only the good die young

I'm telling you baby
You know that only the good die young
Only the good die young
Only the gooooooooooooooood
Only the good die young
Only the gooooooooooooooood
Only the good die young
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo oooooooooo...

(Only the good die young)x2

[soonerbrat]

I can't remember if I mentioned it before.. but.. my daughter is in the 6th grade at a Catholic school here in Dallas.


I was a good little Catholic school girl too. :D

[NormanPride]

Reminds me of "Catholic Girls" by Frank Zappa...

[TUSooner]

I can't remember if I mentioned it before.. but.. my daughter is in the 6th grade at a Catholic school here in Dallas.
Ursuline Academy, by chance?

And BTW, I have 2 daughters in Catholic school here in the Not-quite-so-big Easy.
And Bill Joel sucks ('cept fer that old piano-man song).

[proud gonzo]

Only the good die young
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo oooooooooo...

in 8th grade our english class wrote radio shows... ours was set at an all girl boarding school and it was a murder mystery--a teacher was killed. One scene started with a clock radio going off and the other girls in the group told me to pick a song.... and that's the one I used. :D I don't think anybody else got the joke

[TexasLidig8r]

Ursuline Academy, by chance?

And BTW, I have 2 daughters in Catholic school here in the Not-quite-so-big Easy.
And Bill Joel sucks ('cept fer that old piano-man song).

St. Monica through the 8th grade.. Then either Ursuline or John Paul II.

[1stTimeCaller]

I don't get the joke

[Stanley1]

I don't get the joke

Ask Howzit, he'd have to submerge his entire body likely.

[Howzit]

Ask Howzit, he'd have to submerge his entire body likely.

Only 'cause I gave these two dicks a ride in my car to the aTm game...

[usmc-sooner]

there at the girls school

cause my baby broke all the rules.

Brittney Fox

sorry I've been listening to glam/hair bands on the internet radio.

[Stanley1]

Only 'cause I gave these two dicks a ride in my car to the aTm game...

You got a free ticket, what more could you have wanted? :mad: