View Full Version : My new roomate shaves while sitting on the couch.
royalfan5
4/6/2006, 08:29 AM
I have never seen anyone do that before. I blame it on him being North Dakotan.
Whew, I'm glad I misread that.
sanantoniosooner
4/6/2006, 08:32 AM
It's time to examine why you are a weird roomate magnet.
royalfan5
4/6/2006, 08:34 AM
It's time to examine why you are a weird roomate magnet.
Or start making enough money to live by myself.
sanantoniosooner
4/6/2006, 08:36 AM
Or start making enough money to live by myself.
ahhhh yes.........the "If I make enough money I can be as weird as I want ploy"
:D
I guess it isn't really that strange, assuming he is shaving his face.
royalfan5
4/6/2006, 08:44 AM
I guess it isn't really that strange, assuming he is shaving his face.
I assume he was shaving his face, I heard the electric razor running, and decided that I would be better off if I didn't look up to see what he was shaving.
1stTimeCaller
4/6/2006, 08:45 AM
I guess it isn't really that strange, assuming he is shaving his face.
are we sure that it's his face that he shaves on the couch?
I blame it on him being North Dakotan.
Does he tell Oley and Lena jokes?
sanantoniosooner
4/6/2006, 08:46 AM
If he was lathered up with a razor I'd call it weird.
Electric shaver guys use them in the car, on the couch, at the breakfast table......................
Does he tell Oley and Lena jokes?
I always thought it was Ollie and Sven.
I always thought it was Ollie and Sven.
I think it's Sven if it's a joke involving two dudes and Lena if it involves a dude and dudette.
I have never seen anyone do that before. I blame it on him being North Dakotan.
This was interesting till you referred to a "him"......
This was interesting till you referred to a "him"......
What? Sack-shaving is bound to be better off done in a seated position.
royalfan5
4/6/2006, 09:05 AM
Does he tell Oley and Lena jokes?
Not yet.
What? Sack-shaving is bound to be better off done in a seated position.
Is there a preferred razor for dealing with wrinkles? This has always been a problem and the cause of much consternation over the years.
sanantoniosooner
4/6/2006, 09:09 AM
Is there a preferred razor for dealing with wrinkles? This has always been a problem and the cause of much consternation over the years.
Hot wax.
YWIA
Is there a preferred razor for dealing with wrinkles? This has always been a problem and the cause of much consternation over the years.
With only mild pressure, they can become smooth like glass.
sanantoniosooner
4/6/2006, 09:13 AM
With only mild pressure, they can become smooth like glass.
like wrinkled glass?
I wish my roommate would shave on the couch.
Harry Beanbag
4/6/2006, 09:17 AM
Is there a preferred razor for dealing with wrinkles? This has always been a problem and the cause of much consternation over the years.
A disposable Gillette works just fine. Just straighten out the wrinkles with your other hand then mow the grass.
A disposable Gillette works just fine. Just straighten out the wrinkles with your other hand then mow the grass.
We'd all feel a lot more comfortable with this advice if it was coming from Smoove Beanbag.
Just sayin'.......
We'd all feel a lot more comfortable with this advice if it was coming from Smoove Beanbag.
Just sayin'.......
Yeah, or Beanbag Like A Baby's Butt.
1stTimeCaller
4/6/2006, 09:23 AM
yeah!!! or bald beanbag!!@!!21
I'm just trying to fit in :O
sanantoniosooner
4/6/2006, 09:24 AM
HairlessBeanbag?
Mrs Mj always says my whiskers scratch her face.
Harry Beanbag
4/6/2006, 09:27 AM
Tell ya what guys, I'll come over to your house, sit on the couch, and show you how it's done. What do you say? :D
Tell ya what guys, I'll come over to your house, sit on the couch, and show you how it's done. What do you say? :D
Let's just all meet at Howzit's, k?
sanantoniosooner
4/6/2006, 09:29 AM
I'm kinda surprized Pat didn't suggest Nair.
BeetDigger
4/6/2006, 09:58 AM
Mrs Mj always says my whiskers scratch her face.
I know what you mean, and she does it with such a whiney voice. :texan:
1stTimeCaller
4/6/2006, 11:05 AM
Mrs Mj always says my whiskers scratch her thighs.
She tells me that quite a bit too.
Harry Beanbag
4/6/2006, 11:35 AM
She tells me that quite a bit too.
Pat's whiskers scratch your thighs?
1stTimeCaller
4/6/2006, 11:39 AM
sometimes...
Newbomb Turk
4/6/2006, 11:41 AM
I assume he was shaving his face, I heard the electric razor running, and decided that I would be better off if I didn't look up to see what he was shaving.
LOOK UP...from where?! :eek:
royalfan5
4/6/2006, 12:35 PM
LOOK UP...from where?! :eek:
eating breakfast at the kitchen table.
NormanPride
4/6/2006, 12:47 PM
eating breakfast at the kitchen table.
See, I just subconsciously replaced those two words with something else, and the resulting mental image just made me throw up. Thanks.
sanantoniosooner
4/6/2006, 12:48 PM
See, I just subconsciously replaced those two words with something else, and the resulting mental image just made me throw up. Thanks.
Eating SOS at the coffee table?
NormanPride
4/6/2006, 12:52 PM
Eating SOS at the coffee table?
Yes. What were the rest of you thinking? :eek:
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