My new roomate shaves while sitting on the couch. [Archive]

royalfan5

4/6/2006, 08:29 AM

I have never seen anyone do that before. I blame it on him being North Dakotan.

4/6/2006, 08:31 AM

Whew, I'm glad I misread that.

sanantoniosooner

4/6/2006, 08:32 AM

It's time to examine why you are a weird roomate magnet.

royalfan5

4/6/2006, 08:34 AM

It's time to examine why you are a weird roomate magnet.
Or start making enough money to live by myself.

sanantoniosooner

4/6/2006, 08:36 AM

Or start making enough money to live by myself.
ahhhh yes.........the "If I make enough money I can be as weird as I want ploy"

:D

4/6/2006, 08:42 AM

I guess it isn't really that strange, assuming he is shaving his face.

royalfan5

4/6/2006, 08:44 AM

I guess it isn't really that strange, assuming he is shaving his face.
I assume he was shaving his face, I heard the electric razor running, and decided that I would be better off if I didn't look up to see what he was shaving.

1stTimeCaller

4/6/2006, 08:45 AM

I guess it isn't really that strange, assuming he is shaving his face.

are we sure that it's his face that he shaves on the couch?

Howzit

4/6/2006, 08:45 AM

I blame it on him being North Dakotan.

Does he tell Oley and Lena jokes?

sanantoniosooner

4/6/2006, 08:46 AM

If he was lathered up with a razor I'd call it weird.

Electric shaver guys use them in the car, on the couch, at the breakfast table......................

RacerX

4/6/2006, 08:51 AM

Does he tell Oley and Lena jokes?

I always thought it was Ollie and Sven.

Howzit

4/6/2006, 08:55 AM

I always thought it was Ollie and Sven.

I think it's Sven if it's a joke involving two dudes and Lena if it involves a dude and dudette.

IB4OU2

4/6/2006, 09:02 AM

I have never seen anyone do that before. I blame it on him being North Dakotan.

This was interesting till you referred to a "him"......

Mjcpr

4/6/2006, 09:04 AM

This was interesting till you referred to a "him"......

What? Sack-shaving is bound to be better off done in a seated position.

royalfan5

4/6/2006, 09:05 AM

Does he tell Oley and Lena jokes?
Not yet.

Howzit

4/6/2006, 09:09 AM

What? Sack-shaving is bound to be better off done in a seated position.

Is there a preferred razor for dealing with wrinkles? This has always been a problem and the cause of much consternation over the years.

sanantoniosooner

4/6/2006, 09:09 AM

Is there a preferred razor for dealing with wrinkles? This has always been a problem and the cause of much consternation over the years.
Hot wax.

YWIA

Mjcpr

4/6/2006, 09:10 AM

Is there a preferred razor for dealing with wrinkles? This has always been a problem and the cause of much consternation over the years.

With only mild pressure, they can become smooth like glass.

sanantoniosooner

4/6/2006, 09:13 AM

With only mild pressure, they can become smooth like glass.
like wrinkled glass?

Beef

4/6/2006, 09:14 AM

I wish my roommate would shave on the couch.

Harry Beanbag

4/6/2006, 09:17 AM

Is there a preferred razor for dealing with wrinkles? This has always been a problem and the cause of much consternation over the years.

A disposable Gillette works just fine. Just straighten out the wrinkles with your other hand then mow the grass.

Mjcpr

4/6/2006, 09:19 AM

A disposable Gillette works just fine. Just straighten out the wrinkles with your other hand then mow the grass.

We'd all feel a lot more comfortable with this advice if it was coming from Smoove Beanbag.

Just sayin'.......

Howzit

4/6/2006, 09:21 AM

We'd all feel a lot more comfortable with this advice if it was coming from Smoove Beanbag.

Just sayin'.......

Yeah, or Beanbag Like A Baby's Butt.

1stTimeCaller

4/6/2006, 09:23 AM

yeah!!! or bald beanbag!!@!!21

I'm just trying to fit in :O

sanantoniosooner

4/6/2006, 09:24 AM

HairlessBeanbag?

Mjcpr

4/6/2006, 09:26 AM

Mrs Mj always says my whiskers scratch her face.

Harry Beanbag

4/6/2006, 09:27 AM

Tell ya what guys, I'll come over to your house, sit on the couch, and show you how it's done. What do you say? :D

Mjcpr

4/6/2006, 09:28 AM

Tell ya what guys, I'll come over to your house, sit on the couch, and show you how it's done. What do you say? :D

Let's just all meet at Howzit's, k?

sanantoniosooner

4/6/2006, 09:29 AM

I'm kinda surprized Pat didn't suggest Nair.

BeetDigger

4/6/2006, 09:58 AM

Mrs Mj always says my whiskers scratch her face.

I know what you mean, and she does it with such a whiney voice. :texan:

1stTimeCaller

4/6/2006, 11:05 AM

Mrs Mj always says my whiskers scratch her thighs.

She tells me that quite a bit too.

Harry Beanbag

4/6/2006, 11:35 AM

She tells me that quite a bit too.

Pat's whiskers scratch your thighs?

1stTimeCaller

4/6/2006, 11:39 AM

sometimes...

Newbomb Turk

4/6/2006, 11:41 AM

I assume he was shaving his face, I heard the electric razor running, and decided that I would be better off if I didn't look up to see what he was shaving.

LOOK UP...from where?! :eek:

royalfan5

4/6/2006, 12:35 PM

LOOK UP...from where?! :eek:
eating breakfast at the kitchen table.

NormanPride

4/6/2006, 12:47 PM

eating breakfast at the kitchen table.

See, I just subconsciously replaced those two words with something else, and the resulting mental image just made me throw up. Thanks.

sanantoniosooner

4/6/2006, 12:48 PM

See, I just subconsciously replaced those two words with something else, and the resulting mental image just made me throw up. Thanks.
Eating SOS at the coffee table?

NormanPride

4/6/2006, 12:52 PM

Eating SOS at the coffee table?

Yes. What were the rest of you thinking? :eek: