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Rogue
4/5/2006, 06:59 PM
As a native Idahoan, I laughed my *** off at this.
Utah/Idaho smack. :eek:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=idaho_blows


The biggest thing to happen to Idaho in years is the movie "Napoleon Dynamite," which was filmed there. This movie was such a big deal that Idaho's state legislature has proposed a resolution to commend the creators of the movie for raising awareness of Idaho. Way to put those tax dollars to use you **** dicks. Bang-up job.
StoopTroup
4/5/2006, 07:06 PM
Such an angry young man...
IronSooner
4/5/2006, 09:38 PM
I love this graphic. It wasn't enough to let the sydney opera house dwarf their building. He set a phone booth next to it. Comedic genius.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/ut_bldgs1.gif
picasso
4/5/2006, 10:38 PM
heh.

the Utah pro basketball team should have changed their name years ago.
sanantoniosooner
4/5/2006, 10:40 PM
heh.

the Utah pro basketball team should have changed their name years ago.
to what?

The Utah Bigamists?
picasso
4/5/2006, 10:52 PM
to what?

The Utah Bigamists?
I dunno, Osmonds, white people who can't hear jazz, unjazz?
proud gonzo
4/5/2006, 10:53 PM
that's hilarious
GottaHavePride
4/5/2006, 10:56 PM
The Utah Kung-Fu Mormon Porn Stars?

And that Maddox dude is a riot. He's the one with the page making fun of drawings by little kids. Mean, but funny.
RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
4/6/2006, 12:29 AM
I've always hated Idaho. Their potatoes are TOO DAMN FAMOUS!
Boomer.....
4/6/2006, 08:17 AM
2 words.........Blue Field
Skysooner
4/6/2006, 08:29 AM
Because they have ninja skillz?
Osce0la
4/6/2006, 08:45 AM
to what?

The Utah Bigamists?

The Utah Phighting Phone Booths?
BeetDigger
4/6/2006, 08:52 AM
Utah. You've seen it on a map. It's that state wedged in between Nevada and Idaho.
GDC
4/6/2006, 09:57 AM
http://www.phoenix-forever.com/Photos/Affiches/My%20Own%20Private%20Idaho.jpg
IronSooner
4/6/2006, 10:26 AM
Idaho
by The Bodeans


There's another brazen day
Here things kind of look that way
Good Lord above Now he don't have to fuss
Not for good-hearted people like us
Born with a weary eye
Plain to see "my..my"
These crazy ideas they don't last long
But they come and they go in America

And we're staring at the world
From our own little Idaho
And we're staring at the world
From our own little Idaho

There's another fallen man
With hair I don't understand
It's just about as long as my wife Marlene's
Don't it all kinda keep you wondering?
Staring at the stars above
Wondering what are we made of
Some folks say that they know right away
Sell your love on a cloud for a lullaby

And we're staring at the world
From our own little Idaho
And we're staring at the world
From our own little Idaho

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, You're everywhere I see
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, You're everywhere I see

There's another busted dream
Staring me right in the face
Good Lord knows why we don't give in
Try to leave, maybe run from this place
Staring at the stars above
Wondering what are we made of
Some folks say that they know right away
Sell your love on a cloud for a lullaby

And we're staring at the world
From our own little Idaho
And we're staring at the world
From our own little Idaho
And we're staring at the world
From our own little Idaho
And we're staring at the world
From our own little Idaho

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, You're everywhere I see
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, You're everywhere I see
mdklatt
4/6/2006, 10:35 AM
To be fair, having a rock that sort of looks like a face as your state symbol is like diving into a tub full of t*ts when compared to Idaho, where there's so little going on that they proudly proclaim how famous their potatoes are on their license plates.

:D
Rogue
4/8/2006, 10:34 AM
I remember the peer pressure campaign to stop the neighbors from selling land to out of staters. "Don't Californicate Idaho."
Rogue
5/1/2006, 10:25 PM
Yonder Mountain String Band:

Song Title: Idaho
Album: Town by Town (2001)
Written by:
Sung by: Adam

Lyrics:
From Stanley up to Sunbeam
from Clayton on to Chalice,
Heading down the Salmon river
To a rangeland palace
Sage brush all around

Where the deer and elk do roam
This place I may call home
Where the flatlands stretch for miles
And the mountains touch the sky
And the sun always shines

Chorus:
In Idaho, ohhhh
In Idaho, ohhhh
In Idaho, ohhhh
In Idaho

My mind is filled with images
Of saw-tooth bridges
Where the snow melt forms
Cold mountain creeks
Flowin' through the valley down below

I was standing 'neath the pine trees
On a bed of wild grass
This place has captured me, well far I can see
There ain't no place I'd rather be.

[Chorus - "Than Idaho, ohhh..."]
jacru
5/2/2006, 12:08 AM
Because when the women are asked where they are from must answer, "I da ho." Who wants dey women sayin' dey is a ho?
soonerhubs
5/2/2006, 12:15 AM
Utards and Idawhores? I've heard all these border clashes. It's like watching to special needs cousins fight eachother.
GDC
5/2/2006, 08:07 AM
The only state my sister hasn't visited is Idaho.