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Norm In Norman
4/5/2006, 01:15 PM
The percentage of people I know that **** me off regularly is really growing here lately. They aren't going to like like me much when I lose it.
BoogercountySooner
4/5/2006, 01:17 PM
Goin on a diet?
BigRedJed
4/5/2006, 01:17 PM
Frankly, I think the world would be a better place if 90% of the population were eradicated.
sooneron
4/5/2006, 01:18 PM
E- Bol - A!!
Norm In Norman
4/5/2006, 01:18 PM
Frankly, I think the world would be a better place if 90% of the population were eradicated.
Right on brother.
handcrafted
4/5/2006, 01:19 PM
So why not create a "going postal" emoticon?

Yeah, I'm an idea man. YWIA. :D
yermom
4/5/2006, 01:20 PM
The percentage of people I know that **** me off regularly is really growing here lately. They aren't going to like like me much when I lose it.

yeah, with Bri AND Pat here it's getting pretty bad

:dolemite:'s return didn't help matters either
Norm In Norman
4/5/2006, 01:23 PM
I meant here as in on earth.
jk the sooner fan
4/5/2006, 01:24 PM
this is a change from the past how?
OUinFLA
4/5/2006, 01:24 PM
you could quit reading the SO.
that would probably lower your blood pressure and raise your IQ
mdklatt
4/5/2006, 01:24 PM
So why not create a "going postal" emoticon?



:dean:
Howzit
4/5/2006, 01:24 PM
The percentage of people I know that **** me off regularly is really growing here lately. They aren't going to like like me much when I lose it.

You're talking about Stanley. Arencha?
Norm In Norman
4/5/2006, 01:25 PM
The people I work with make Dolemite look like a Rhodes scholar.
Norm In Norman
4/5/2006, 01:26 PM
The people I work with make Stanley look like the Pope.
OUinFLA
4/5/2006, 01:26 PM
The people I work with make Dolemite look like a Rhodes scholar.

Holy Crap!
How do they manage to get to work?
mdklatt
4/5/2006, 01:27 PM
Holy Crap!
How do they manage to get to work?

They ask yermom for a ride?
crawfish
4/5/2006, 01:27 PM
We love you, Norm!
Norm In Norman
4/5/2006, 01:27 PM
Ooo - good one.
yermom
4/5/2006, 01:28 PM
They ask yermom for a ride?

heh

the best part is that he was calling me about a ride as you posted this
Norm In Norman
4/5/2006, 01:28 PM
We love you, Norm!
I doubt it.
Boarder
4/5/2006, 01:28 PM
Holy Crap!
How do they manage to get to work?
They work for the State...


HI YOOOOOOO!

:norm:
Howzit
4/5/2006, 01:28 PM
Stanley smells like poop.

Yeah, he's not riding in my car anymore.
colleyvillesooner
4/5/2006, 01:30 PM
Who is Norm? And where does he live?
crawfish
4/5/2006, 01:31 PM
I doubt it.

Well..we DO love laughing at you. There is that.
Norm In Norman
4/5/2006, 01:32 PM
HA! The cleaning people just came by for the first time in 3 months to vacuum the floor. We move into our newly remodeled space next week. Soon there after, they will be pulling the carpet up in the area where I'm sitting.

YOU SEE??
Norm In Norman
4/5/2006, 01:33 PM
Well..we DO love laughing at you. There is that.
Being nice to me doesn't mean I'll kill you any less.
OUinFLA
4/5/2006, 01:36 PM
http://www.peak.org/~kightp/gallery/graphics/gopostal.gif
handcrafted
4/5/2006, 01:37 PM
Become a Raelian or a Scientologist. Then you can get beamed up to the mothership and can quit messing with this chicken-poop planet. :D
GottaHavePride
4/5/2006, 02:31 PM
HA! The cleaning people just came by for the first time in 3 months to vacuum the floor. We move into our newly remodeled space next week. Soon there after, they will be pulling the carpet up in the area where I'm sitting.

YOU SEE??

You should call 1tc to give your carpet a "treatment" before they have to pull it up.
Mjcpr
4/5/2006, 02:33 PM
You should call 1tc to give your carpet a "treatment" before they have to pull it up.
You can bring him with you on 'Take your uncomfortable internet friendship buddy that sometimes shows up across the street from your house day' .

:D
BlondeSoonerGirl
4/5/2006, 02:34 PM
:les:http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/icons/chair.gif
OU4LIFE
4/5/2006, 02:40 PM
I meant here as in on earth.


oh, so you're a Scientologist.....got it.
Norm In Norman
4/5/2006, 02:40 PM
:les:http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/icons/chair.gif
The sweetest part about the remodel is they ran out of money for chairs. So the orange chair will be sitting on brand new carpet inside a brand new cubicle.
dolemitesooner
4/5/2006, 02:56 PM
Frankly, I think the world would be a better place if 90% of the population were eradicated.
Am i in the 90%
BlondeSoonerGirl
4/5/2006, 02:59 PM
The sweetest part about the remodel is they ran out of money for chairs. So the orange chair will be sitting on brand new carpet inside a brand new cubicle.

Sweeeet. Is the pleather cracked on the seat so that it makes that nice peenchy-pokey feeling on your legs and butt?

If you didn't have pants on, I mean.

Don't answer that. :norm:
crawfish
4/5/2006, 03:02 PM
Sweeeet. Is the pleather cracked on the seat so that it makes that nice peenchy-pokey feeling on your legs and butt?

If you didn't have pants on, I mean.

Don't answer that. :norm:

You sound like you have some experience in this area.

Go on. ;)
Stanley1
4/5/2006, 03:14 PM
Arencha?

Stop it with the elf talk. Dingleberry.
mdklatt
4/5/2006, 03:49 PM
Stop it with the elf talk. Dingleberry.

Props for "dingleberry". That word is entirely underrated and underutilized.
Oldnslo
4/5/2006, 04:05 PM
Props for "dingleberry". That word is entirely underrated and underutilized.
I prefer the Star Trek version: klingon
mdklatt
4/5/2006, 04:09 PM
I prefer the Star Trek version: klingon

This sounds like something a dingleberry would say.
BeetDigger
4/5/2006, 04:20 PM
This sounds like something a dingleberry would say.


You mean a dingleberry nerd don't you?
Stanley1
4/5/2006, 04:49 PM
Props for "dingleberry". That word is entirely underrated and underutilized.

Thanks, but I prefer spek to props. Just sayin'.
mdklatt
4/5/2006, 04:52 PM
You mean a dingleberry nerd don't you?

Dingleberry does need a qualifier. It stands on its own.
sooneron
4/5/2006, 05:28 PM
I prefer the Star Trek version: klingon
Thunder bait! Oh, nm
proud gonzo
4/5/2006, 05:49 PM
I call Dingleberries tards, but I know people who call dingleberries mutants.
Norm In Norman
4/5/2006, 09:33 PM
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert21831920060403.gif
OUinFLA
4/5/2006, 09:38 PM
you at a loss for words Norm?
Norm In Norman
4/5/2006, 09:43 PM
Well, PG talking about dingleberries made me think of Alice talking about Uranus.
Sooner_Bob
4/5/2006, 09:46 PM
Well, PG talking about dingleberries made me think of Alice talking about Uranus.


So pg = uranus?


Got it. :D
OUinFLA
4/5/2006, 09:46 PM
I actually understand.
Im worried about me.
Norm In Norman
4/5/2006, 09:52 PM
Now even I'm confused.

I'm not saying that's surprising or anything, I'm just throwing that out there.
proud gonzo
4/5/2006, 09:58 PM
So pg = uranus?


Got it. :D

no, apparently pg = alice and uranus = dingleberries... that makes way more sense. uranus is pretty close to dingleberries.


or something like that :O
Norm In Norman
4/5/2006, 10:03 PM
Dingleberries are usually close to uranus.

Someone please tell me if I've said something funny yet. I don't think I can tell any more.
OUinFLA
4/5/2006, 10:04 PM
<crickets chirping>
sanantoniosooner
4/5/2006, 10:05 PM
Dingleberries are usually close to uranus.

Someone please tell me if I've said something funny yet. I don't think I can tell any more.
They ORBIT Uranus.

I MIGHT have laughed if you had used the word ORBIT.
SoonerInKCMO
4/5/2006, 10:45 PM
no, apparently pg = alice and uranus = dingleberries... that makes way more sense. uranus is pretty close to dingleberries.


or something like that :O

No, I'm pretty sure it's pg=Uranus. :)
Mixer!
4/5/2006, 10:55 PM
The people I work with make Dolemite look like a Rhodes scholar.
You just blew my mind. :dolemite:


The people I work with make Stanley look like the Pope.
http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/8035/nfpope0ae.jpg

I got nuthin'.... :D
Norm In Norman
4/8/2006, 10:24 PM
Blue ring found around uranus. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4883848.stm)
sanantoniosooner
4/8/2006, 10:51 PM
Blue ring found around uranus. (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4883848.stm)
They failed to mention how itchy it is.
yermom
4/10/2006, 08:04 AM
European spacecraft to veer at penis. (http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/04/09/news/venus.php)

:eek:
yermom
4/10/2006, 08:06 AM
ok, that's weird
Norm In Norman
4/10/2006, 08:08 AM
STOP RUINING THE SERVER!
yermom
4/10/2006, 08:13 AM
hey Norm, i think the time is off
Norm In Norman
4/10/2006, 08:42 AM
European spacecraft to peer at Venus. (http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/04/09/news/venus.php)