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Hatfield

4/5/2006, 11:22 AM

you get hot nat portman and i have some nasty woman talking to a french chef about sentence structure....life sure aint fair.

pb4ou

4/5/2006, 11:23 AM

heh, well it is my birthday.

Beano's Fourth Chin

4/5/2006, 11:36 AM

Is that the one where she has a really bad sore throat and makes porrige for baby bear?

Jimminy Crimson

4/5/2006, 11:45 AM

I love me some Natalie Portman! :D

Vaevictis

4/5/2006, 11:55 AM

You know, it used to be considered a bad thing to have impure thoughts during Sesame Street.

SoonerObsession

4/5/2006, 12:05 PM

I remember watching a movie in the 90's called "Beautiful Girls". She was just a kid in that movie, but I remember thinking she was going to be strong someday. I was soooo right.

Taxman71

4/5/2006, 12:20 PM

Natalie Portman ain't much to look at but Keira Knightley is smokin'.

pb4ou

4/5/2006, 12:29 PM

Is that the one where she has a really bad sore throat and makes porrige for baby bear?

yes

crawfish

4/5/2006, 12:34 PM

Shame, shame on you. :mad:

Hatfield

4/5/2006, 01:27 PM

You know, it used to be considered a bad thing to have impure thoughts during Sesame Street....when only the puppets were on screen

i think it still is....

Hatfield

4/5/2006, 01:28 PM

I remember watching a movie in the 90's called "Beautiful Girls". She was just a kid in that movie, but I remember thinking she was going to be stong someday. I was soooo right.

i always feel like such a perv when watching The Professional.

Taxman71

4/5/2006, 03:23 PM

Would be very difficult choosing between these two (unless alphabetical was a choice):

http://jolagier.blog.lemonde.fr/jolagier/images/keira_nat2.jpg
(http://jolagier.blog.lemonde.fr/jolagier/images/keira_nat2.jpg)

Hatfield

4/5/2006, 03:54 PM

kiera was the decoy for portman in star wars episode I....thereby solidifying the fact that they are equally hawt.

Taxman71

4/5/2006, 04:11 PM

The tiebreaker will be who has the most Angelina Jolie-tricks in her bag.

IronSooner

4/5/2006, 04:15 PM

The tiebreaker will be who has the most Angelina Jolie-tricks in her bag.

Wearing your blood around her neck? Breaking up your marriage? I'm confused.

Taxman71

4/5/2006, 04:25 PM

Sandwiches and the like.

KC//CRIMSON

4/5/2006, 06:57 PM

kiera was the decoy for portman in star wars episode I....thereby solidifying the fact that they are equally hawt.

True, they are both hawt. But Natalie doesn't have the chest of a ten year old boy.;)

IronSooner

4/5/2006, 09:25 PM

Neither does Keira...as far as I know...

GottaHavePride

4/5/2006, 10:05 PM

I volunteer to find out and report back.

proud gonzo

4/5/2006, 10:32 PM

http://www.arthistoryclub.com/art_history/upload/thumb/8/86/250px-TV_Sesametreet_natalie_portman_and_elmo.jpg

PrideTrombone

4/5/2006, 10:53 PM

http://www.arthistoryclub.com/art_history/upload/thumb/8/86/250px-TV_Sesametreet_natalie_portman_and_elmo.jpg

I'd still hit it like the fist of an angry God.

GottaHavePride

4/5/2006, 10:57 PM

Can I hit it one mo' time? [/James Brown]

Taxman71

4/6/2006, 09:58 AM

True, they are both hawt. But Natalie doesn't have the chest of a ten year old boy.;)

That kind of surgery can be done over the weekend.

Hatfield

4/6/2006, 10:05 AM

never have i been more attacted to an elephant*

*assuming we forgot about that one lonely night at incahoots back in the day.

Taxman71

4/6/2006, 10:07 AM

never have i been more attacted to an elephant*

*assuming we forgot about that one lonely night at incahoots back in the day.

Who doesn't have skeletons in their closet due to penny beer and the Electric Slide?

Hatfield

4/6/2006, 10:12 AM

god bless incahoots. (((pours a little of my 40 out on the ground for my fallen homey)))

Taxman71

4/6/2006, 10:14 AM

god bless incahoots. (((pours a little of my 40 out on the ground for my fallen homey)))

Ever sleep in your car in the Incahoots parking lot? That is a weird feeling when the sun comes up.

ousoonerfan

4/6/2006, 10:17 AM

Ever sleep in your car in the Incahoots parking lot? That is a weird feeling when the sun comes up.

No, but my buddy got in a killer fight once and we all ran for the hills when the cops showed up. Great times!

Hatfield

4/6/2006, 10:20 AM

I was not allowed into incahoots one time due to the fact I was too intoxicated to come in.

the door man actually took the stance of as many drunks that are inside falling all over themselves.....you would be their leader and thus you can't come in......

texana reds had no problems serving me however....so god bless my other fallen compadre.

Taxman71

4/6/2006, 11:03 AM

No, but my buddy got in a killer fight once and we all ran for the hills when the cops showed up. Great times!

Graham's and the Diamond Ball Room was always the place to get in a fight. Incahoots was for trolling the ladies and didn't seem to have too many brawls that I can remember.

RacerX

4/6/2006, 11:14 AM

I'd still hit it like the fist of an angry God.

Elmo says No means No!

ousoonerfan

4/6/2006, 11:28 AM

Graham's and the Diamond Ball Room was always the place to get in a fight. Incahoots was for trolling the ladies and didn't seem to have too many brawls that I can remember.

It wasn't actually a brawl. My buddy was hitting on some guy's girl and didn't appreciate it too much. They took it outside and beat the hell out of each other. I'm sure neither felt much (penny beer's). Anyway, two cop cars show up and we ran. Don't know about the other guy, but my buddy ended up with a broken nose and six stitches above his eye.