View Full Version : Why think out loud in a stall?
slickdawg
4/5/2006, 09:31 AM
I just heard a guy in a stall say out loud, and I quote
"damn, there is no way that log is gonna flush, I gotta go find a coat hanger or something to break it up"
WTF?
Hamhock
4/5/2006, 09:32 AM
Please see the thread started by CarolinaSoonerin Fla.
IronSooner
4/5/2006, 09:33 AM
Wonder how long it'll take before Stanley gets to this thread.
Hatfield
4/5/2006, 09:36 AM
why didn't you offer to help?
BeetDigger
4/5/2006, 10:03 AM
http://img343.imageshack.us/img343/4290/captionsphp0yz.jpg
handcrafted
4/5/2006, 10:12 AM
Closet.
Auger.
OUinFLA
4/5/2006, 10:12 AM
this contributes to the declining supply of coat hangers.
someone should invent a **** disturber.
Oh, wait, we have whorns!
slickdawg
4/5/2006, 10:16 AM
why didn't you offer to help?
I was washing my hands when tat was said, I just laughed and walked out.
I could have sang "who you gonna call, TURDBUSTERS!"
Osce0la
4/5/2006, 10:20 AM
I was washing my hands when tat was said
So, if you hadn't been washing your hands, you would've helped?
IronSooner
4/5/2006, 10:26 AM
Um, we've got too many fecopheliacs on this board, mmkay?
http://paquiderme.blogger.com.br/mackey.jpg
slickdawg
4/5/2006, 10:27 AM
So, if you hadn't been washing your hands, you would've helped? Ah, no.
You should have given him some advice - less fiber and more liquid, will help the stools to be less compacted.
YWIA
handcrafted
4/5/2006, 10:34 AM
Um, we've got too many fecopheliacs on this board, mmkay?
Scatologists.
Hatfield
4/5/2006, 10:38 AM
he may have been just casually throwing that out there in case someone in outside his stall did in fact have a coat hanger
Osce0la
4/5/2006, 10:55 AM
he may have been just casually throwing that out there in case someone in outside his stall did in fact have a coat hanger
Cuz doesn't everybody carry a coat hanger to the bathroom with them just in case something like this comes up?
OU Adonis
4/5/2006, 10:57 AM
I heard a guy say one time "Come on.. .git out of there.. git out!" when trying to take a dump.
handcrafted
4/5/2006, 11:26 AM
I heard a guy say one time "Come on.. .git out of there.. git out!" when trying to take a dump.
Dean?
Harry Beanbag
4/5/2006, 11:34 AM
You should have taken a picture and posted it here:
http://www.ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo
Harry Beanbag
4/5/2006, 11:36 AM
I heard a guy say one time "Come on.. .git out of there.. git out!" when trying to take a dump.
"You little son of a bitch turd! Why you don't you just go home? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your home?"
handcrafted
4/5/2006, 01:02 PM
I just heard a guy in a stall say out loud, and I quote
"damn, there is no way that log is gonna flush, I gotta go find a coat hanger or something to break it up"
WTF?
My boss recently said this exact same thing upon returning from the head.
Pricetag
4/5/2006, 01:10 PM
this contributes to the declining supply of coat hangers.
someone should invent a **** disturber.
They could put some kind of device in the toilet to measure the water displacement and have the **** disturber activate automatically kinda like the flushing nowadays.
handcrafted
4/5/2006, 01:21 PM
They could put some kind of device in the toilet to measure the water displacement and have the **** disturber activate automatically kinda like the flushing nowadays.
Those of us who courtesy flush might object. I would not want the spray from that device on my underside.
OUinFLA
4/5/2006, 01:33 PM
Stirrer-mixer
hand-held automatic
http://www.correllconcepts.com/Encyclopizza/Encyclopizza_Image_Pages/Pizzeria_Ops_Images/03_hand-held_automatic_stirrer.jpg
slickdawg
4/5/2006, 01:35 PM
I was in a hotel in DC several years ago that, when flushed, some
turbo-charged action took place, and I believe it would suck down a
5lb bag of flour with no problems.
OUinFLA
4/5/2006, 01:39 PM
not a place you would want to be "hanging low" , I would guess?
Soonerbabeinbama
4/5/2006, 01:54 PM
I'm......... speechless
Hatfield
4/5/2006, 01:58 PM
wouldn't be too hard...something similar to the automatic litterbox crap collecting rake....
BeetDigger
4/5/2006, 02:01 PM
This is amazing. The swirling action generally is enough to break up anything. If this dude's crap is tougher than that swirling action, I would ask him what he eats and stay away from it. I can only imagine how that feels coming out.
slickdawg
4/5/2006, 02:07 PM
not a place you would want to be "hanging low" , I would guess?
No you wouldn't want to, I swear I think it would have ripped parts off.
Pricetag
4/5/2006, 02:09 PM
This is amazing. The swirling action generally is enough to break up anything. If this dude's crap is tougher than that swirling action, I would ask him what he eats and stay away from it. I can only imagine how that feels coming out.
Generally. But if it's a real moby turd, it just wedges itself between the sides of the bowl, and nothing happens.
Hatfield
4/5/2006, 02:10 PM
and the guy wasn't thinking out loud....that was a cry for help
slickdawg
4/5/2006, 02:19 PM
Mother of God - I just went to release a 32 ounce coke, and I kid you
not, there's a bent-straight coat hanger in the garbage can.
Mother of God - I just went to release a 32 ounce coke, and I kid you
not, there's a bent-straight coat hanger in the garbage can.
Did you check it for evidence?
Hamhock
4/5/2006, 02:24 PM
There's only one way to tell for sure....
slickdawg
4/5/2006, 02:29 PM
Did you check it for evidence?
Only the end sticking up, it looked like a normal white coat hanger.
The other end was mashed down in a bunch of paper towels and such,
where I suspect the poop was.
slickdawg
4/5/2006, 02:38 PM
This just keeps getting better.
A coworker just said "what's up with that coathanger sticking up out of the garbage can, it's gonna poke somebody"
I had to quit laughing to tell him the story. The look on his face was priceless.
OUinFLA
4/5/2006, 02:45 PM
There's only one way to tell for sure....
http://www.usneurologicals.com/pocketlrg.gif
Pricetag
4/5/2006, 02:45 PM
I bet he thinks you did it.
slickdawg
4/5/2006, 02:46 PM
maybe so, he was speechless.
Mother of God - I just went to release a 32 ounce coke, and I kid you
not, there's a bent-straight coat hanger in the garbage can.
I'm spekkin' ya for that!
Harry Beanbag
4/5/2006, 02:49 PM
Mother of God - I just went to release a 32 ounce coke, and I kid you
not, there's a bent-straight coat hanger in the garbage can.
Why were you pi$$ing in the garbage can?
slickdawg
4/5/2006, 02:50 PM
What were you doing pi$$ing in the garbage can?
Because I can.
:texan:
GottaHavePride
4/5/2006, 02:57 PM
Between "Moby Turd" and slickdawg's "Mother of God" post I'm literally crying as I laugh.
And how have we gone this long without a "Who does Number 2 work for?" post?
handcrafted
4/5/2006, 03:03 PM
WHO DOES NUMBER TWO...WORK...FORRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pricetag
4/5/2006, 03:05 PM
You gotta give it up to the guy for getting the necessary implements and taking care of business. Any other schmuck would have just left it for the next poor SOB to discover.
handcrafted
4/5/2006, 03:08 PM
You gotta give it up to the guy for getting the necessary implements and taking care of business. Any other schmuck would have just left it for the next poor SOB to discover.
Like, f'rinstance THE PEOPLE IN MY FARGING BULDING.
Harry Beanbag
4/5/2006, 03:11 PM
Like, f'rinstance THE PEOPLE IN MY FARGING BULDING.
Yep, nothing better than needing to take care of business and being greeted by bowls full of two foot long Godzilla turds and ten pounds of toilet paper.
Osce0la
4/5/2006, 03:11 PM
Like, f'rinstance THE PEOPLE IN MY FARGING BULDING.
I think that's probably the people in most buildings...
Pricetag
4/5/2006, 03:16 PM
I think that's probably the people in most buildings...
Yeah. It's discouraging how quickly civilization breaks down when you don't have to clean up for yourself.
I have heard that women's restrooms are much nastier than men's.
I used to work across the hall from the ladies' room and every now and then some girl would go in there, not even get in the door and walk out holding their nose.
Rough environment.
handcrafted
4/5/2006, 03:56 PM
I have heard that women's restrooms are much nastier than men's.
Yes, definitely. I mean, they bleed continuously for 5 days every month on top of the other stuff.
handcrafted
4/5/2006, 03:57 PM
Yep, nothing better than needing to take care of business and being greeted by bowls full of two foot long Godzilla turds and ten pounds of toilet paper.
You work where I do, dontcha? :eek:
There are signs on the bathroom walls at my son's school reminding the kidlets to flush the toilet. I think I'll make copies and put them up in my workplace.
1stTimeCaller
4/5/2006, 04:04 PM
I normally don't like the poop threads but this is the best thread of the week so far.
Yes, definitely. I mean, they bleed continuously for 5 days every month on top of the other stuff.
Oh, my - I was talking about broken straps from shoes and lipstick parts littering the floor and what not.
Osce0la
4/5/2006, 04:19 PM
Oh, my - I was talking about broken straps from shoes and lipstick parts littering the floor and what not.
Well, that falls in with the "other stuff".
OUinFLA
4/5/2006, 04:48 PM
When my son was about 4, we visited his grandparents in St. Louis.
We took the train ride to Jefferson City to view the historic buildings.
As bad luck would have it my son decided he wanted to take a dump.
He had this little toy stuffed dinosaur that he carried everywhere, including into the toilet.
An hour later, as we were waiting on the train to take us back, his mom asks "Where's your dinosaur"" He says " I put it on the toilet paper roll and forgot about it" He immediately started crying.
Off I go on a run to the building to retrieve it.
Upon entering the stall, someone had left their digested dinner floating in the bowl with wads of toilet paper as well...............and guess what?
The dang dinosaur was floating right on top ot it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Being a good dad, I retrieved it, washed it off, cut off my hand that reached into the bowl and wrapped it in paper towels. I wouldnt give it to him until we got back home and it went through the outside sprayer and the washer a couple of times.
He was a happy kid. Oh, and I didnt die. But I kinda thought I might.
Harry Beanbag
4/5/2006, 07:42 PM
You work where I do, dontcha? :eek:
There are signs on the bathroom walls at my son's school reminding the kidlets to flush the toilet. I think I'll make copies and put them up in my workplace.
We already tried that, they don't work. Maybe they need to be printed in Spanish.
I just heard a guy in a stall say out loud, and I quote
"damn, there is no way that log is gonna flush, I gotta go find a coat hanger or something to break it up"
WTF?
I'm not surprised. Wev'e been trying to get rid of whorns around here for years.....Anybody got an extra coat hanger? :D
sanantoniosooner
4/5/2006, 08:45 PM
I have heard that women's restrooms are much nastier than men's.
somewhat debateable.
women get to fire from point blank.
men often vary trajectory until it SOUNDS like they are aiming properly.
somewhat debateable.
women get to fire from point blank.
men often vary trajectory until it SOUNDS like they are aiming properly.
You are talking about Number One there, right?
Unless there's a technique I'm not well versed on.
sanantoniosooner
4/6/2006, 08:27 AM
You are talking about Number One there, right?
Unless there's a technique I'm not well versed on.
Of course.
pools of urine tend to give off their own particular stench.
Pricetag
4/6/2006, 12:58 PM
Of course.
pools of urine tend to give off their own particular stench.
I hate it when dudes don't flush the urinals. It's like it just sits there and concentrates or something, and when you step up there, it's like walking into a wall.
sanantoniosooner
4/6/2006, 01:01 PM
I hate it when dudes don't flush the urinals. It's like it just sits there and concentrates or something, and when you step up there, it's like walking into a wall.
It's not just that.
Some dudes need EXTRA privacy and use the stall to urinate. But they miss and it collects next to/behind the toilet and ripens.
slickdawg
4/6/2006, 01:01 PM
I hate it when dudes don't flush the urinals. It's like it just sits there and concentrates or something, and when you step up there, it's like walking into a wall.
Conversely, I hate it when guys obsessively flush the urinal while taking a leak. One hand on the unit, the other almost constantly flushing the urinal.
Do your bidness, flush, and all is well.
When my son was about 4, we visited his grandparents in St. Louis.
We took the train ride to Jefferson City to view the historic buildings.
As bad luck would have it my son decided he wanted to take a dump.
He had this little toy stuffed dinosaur that he carried everywhere, including into the toilet.
An hour later, as we were waiting on the train to take us back, his mom asks "Where's your dinosaur"" He says " I put it on the toilet paper roll and forgot about it" He immediately started crying.
Off I go on a run to the building to retrieve it.
Upon entering the stall, someone had left their digested dinner floating in the bowl with wads of toilet paper as well...............and guess what?
The dang dinosaur was floating right on top ot it all!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Being a good dad, I retrieved it, washed it off, cut off my hand that reached into the bowl and wrapped it in paper towels. I wouldnt give it to him until we got back home and it went through the outside sprayer and the washer a couple of times.
He was a happy kid. Oh, and I didnt die. But I kinda thought I might.
I nominate you for Dad of the year
I still don't understand the three shells.
Osce0la
4/6/2006, 01:45 PM
I nominate you for Dad of the year
yeah, I think you get my vote...
I woulda just gone and got the kid a new toy.
I'da left it.
Sorry son, ****ter was full.
sanantoniosooner
4/6/2006, 02:13 PM
Take him in there and explain the 'tar pits'.
Harry Beanbag
4/6/2006, 02:41 PM
It's not just that.
Some dudes need EXTRA privacy and use the stall to urinate. But they miss and it collects next to/behind the toilet and ripens.
Or they're too lazy and inconsiderate to lift the lid, then miss and dribble on the seat, effectively shutting down that ****ter for the rest of the day. Might as well just leave a big juicy turd on the seat, it has the same result (and I have seen that before where I work:( :mad: ).
Take him in there and explain the 'tar pits'.
SPEK!:D
handcrafted
4/6/2006, 03:45 PM
Or they're too lazy and inconsiderate to lift the lid, then miss and dribble on the seat, effectively shutting down that ****ter for the rest of the day. Might as well just leave a big juicy turd on the seat, it has the same result (and I have seen that before where I work:( :mad: ).
You do work where I work.
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