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I'm not much of Country music fan but sometimes listening to George and sipping a little whiskey can relax a fella.......:)
I stopped off at the Quicksack for some beer and cigarettes
The old man took my money as he stared at my Corvette
He said, I had one just like her son, a 1963
'Til the man down at the bank took her from me
Oh She was hotter than a two dollar pistol
She was the fastest thing around
Long and lean every young man's dream
She turned every head in town
She was built and fun to handle Son
I'm glad that you dropped in
She reminds me of the one I loved back then
Then I handed him my keys and said, here take her for a spin
The old man scratched his head, then he looked at me and grinned
He said son you just don't understand it ain't the car I want
It's the brunette in your 'vette that turns me on
I had one that was hotter than a two dollar pistol
She was the fastest thing around
Long and lean every young man's dream
She turned every head in town
She was built and fun to handle Son
I'm glad that you dropped in
She reminds me of the one I loved back then
Lord she was hotter than a two dollar pistol
She was the fastest thing around
Long and lean every young man's dream
She turned every head in town
She was built and fun to handle Son
I'm glad that you dropped in
She reminds me of the one I loved back then
She reminds me of the one I loved back then
Do you fire up the riding lawnmower when you run out of Jack?;)
Do you fire up the riding lawnmower when you run out of Jack?;)
No, Iv'e never run out of Jack.....:confused:......:D
I'm drinking vodka by the shot and popping another Zoloft.
I feel dandy.
BoogercountySooner
4/4/2006, 08:25 PM
No, Iv'e never run out of Jack.....:confused:......:D
Poor Jack!;)
Okla-homey
4/4/2006, 08:26 PM
I'm drinking vodka by the shot and popping another Zoloft.
I feel dandy.
Jerk,
Be careful. You know how you get. Seriously.
Your bro,
Homey
Poor Jack!;)
Wrong Jack!
:P
TUSooner
4/4/2006, 08:28 PM
I never bought Jack. But somebody gave a bottle, and when I sipped some on the rocks, I started to smile over its mellow charcoaly goodness. Pour me a wee dram, woudja?
picasso
4/4/2006, 08:30 PM
Country Boy Can Survive by Hank Junior makes me yearn for some original Coors.
I never bought Jack. But somebody gave a bottle, and when I sipped some on the rocks, I started to smile over its mellow charcoaly goodness. Pour me a wee dram, woudja?
Here you go buddy......
Just because I ask a friend about her
Just because I spoke her name somewhere
Just because I rang her number by mistake today
She thinks I still care
Just because I haunt the same old places
Where the mem'ry of her lingers ev'rywhere
Just because I'm not the happy guy I used to be
She thinks I still care
But if she's happy thinkin' I still need her
Then let that silly notion bring her cheer
But how could she ever be so foolish
Oh where would she get such an idea
Just because I ask a friend about her
And just because I spoke her name somewhere
Just because I saw her then went all to pieces
She thinks I still care
She thinks I still care
BoogercountySooner
4/5/2006, 02:58 PM
Show um a pic of your favorite Jack with your glasses on!
Taxman71
4/5/2006, 03:35 PM
Actually, any George Possum Jones guru knows that Jim Beam is the offical whiskey of ole George per the following:
Last night I broke the seal on a Jim Beam decanter
That looks like Elvis
I soaked the label off a Flintstone Jelly Bean jar
I cleared us off a place on that one little table
that you left us
And pulled me up a big ole piece of floor
I pulled the head off Elvis
Filled Fred up to his pelvis
Yabba Dabba Doo, the King is gone
And so are you
Round about 10 we all got to talking
Bout Graceland, Bedrock and such
The conversation finally turned to women
But they said they didn't get around too much
Elvis said, "Find 'em young"
And Fred said Old Fashioned girls are fun"
Yabba Dabba Doo, the King is gone
And so are you
Later on it finally hit me
That you wouldn't be 'a comin' home no more
'Cause this time I know you won't forgive me
Like all of them other times before
Then I broke Elvis' nose
Pouring the last drop from his toes
Yabba Dabba Doo, the King is gone
And so are you
You sound like you are in more of a David Allan Coe mood:
JACK DANIELS IF YOU PLEASE KNOCK ME TO MY KNEES
YOUR THE ONLY FRIEND THERE'S HAS EVER BEEN
THAT DIDN'T DO ME WRONG
JACK DANIELS IF YOU PLEASE KNOCK ME TO MY KNEES
YOU CAN KILL THIS PAIN THAT'S DRIVING ME INSANE
SINCE MY BABIES GONE
CIGARETTES AND WHISKEY CALM MY SHAKING HANDS
I JUST LOST A LOVER TO A ONE NIGHT STAND
SOMETHING TEMPORARY TO LATE I HAD TO LEARN
IT WASN'T MEANT TO LAST, I LOST HER TO THE PAST
A BRIDGE SHE COULDN'T BURN
PROMISES WERE BROKEN DREAMS WERE TO DIE
EMPTY WORDS WERE SPOKEN TEARS WERE IN OUR EYES
SOMETHING TEMPORARY THOSE FEARS WILL FADE AWAY
PLEASE DO THE BEST YOU CAN TO HELP ME UNDERSTAND
THESE GAMES THAT PEOPLE PLAY
1stTimeCaller
4/5/2006, 03:38 PM
Tennessee whiskey, Texas weed,
Just don't give me the thrill I need
Not Tennessee whiskey, not Texas weed,
Your sweet loving, that's all I need
Been a country boy, I've been a city man, too.
There ain't nothing that I can't do
High or low, been in between
There ain't nothing that I ain't seen
Chorus
Tennessee whiskey, Texas weed,
Just don't give me the thrill I need.
Not Tennessee whiskey, not Texas weed,
Your sweet loving, is all I need
There will be thunder, there will be rain.
Outrun the hard times and outlived the pain.
Spoke to my heart, opened up my eyes.
Brought the sun back to my clouded sky
Chorus
Tennessee whiskey, Texas weed,
Just don't give me the thrill I need.
Not Tennessee whiskey, not Texas weed,
Your sweet loving, is all I need
Yeah, your sweet loving is all I need
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/5/2006, 03:40 PM
The saddest song ever sung:
He said, "I'll love you 'til I die."
She told him, "You'll forget in time."
As the years went slowly by,
She still prayed upon his mind.
He kept her picture on the wall.
Went half crazy now and then.
But he still loved her through it all,
Hoping she'd come back again.
Kept some letters by his bed,
Dated 1962.
He had underlined in red
Every single 'I love you'.
I went to see him just today,
But I didn't see no tears.
All dressed up to go away,
First time I'd seen him smile in years.
He stopped loving her today,
They placed a wreath upon his door,
And soon they'll carry him away,
He stopped loving her today.
You know, she came to see him last time.
And we were all wonderin' if she would.
And it kept runnin' through my mind,
This time he's over her for good.
He stopped loving her today,
They placed a wreath upon his door,
And soon they'll carry him away,
He stopped loving her today.
Taxman71
4/5/2006, 04:17 PM
My personal favorite:
Radio Lover:
He kisses her goodbye, and heads for the radio station.
Oh, he hates to leave her, but he's got another show to do.
He knows she gets lonely, so he lets her know that he's thinking about her.
And though millions are listening, she knows who he's talking to.
Comin' to you live like I do every night
From the heart of your radio.
I play a little sad, and I play a lotta glad.
And a few ol' cheatin' songs.
Here's hopin' everybody out in radio land
Found a love just as true as mine
Good night angel, sleep tight darlin'
Close your pretty brown eyes.
When the show is over,
your radio lover
will be home by your side.
She's laying in bed as her DJ tells her that he loves her.
It would break his heart if he knew she wasn't there alone.
She knows when to cheat and when to tell her lover to leave her.
She knows they'll be safe just as long as his show goes on.
He planned a surprise for the night of their first anniversary.
He taped his show just so he could be home with her.
The radio was playing and, as he walked in on her and her lover,
He heard himself saying the last words that they ever heard.
The saddest song ever sung:
He said, "I'll love you 'til I die."
She told him, "You'll forget in time."
As the years went slowly by,
She still prayed upon his mind.
He kept her picture on the wall.
Went half crazy now and then.
But he still loved her through it all,
Hoping she'd come back again.
Kept some letters by his bed,
Dated 1962.
He had underlined in red
Every single 'I love you'.
I went to see him just today,
But I didn't see no tears.
All dressed up to go away,
First time I'd seen him smile in years.
He stopped loving her today,
They placed a wreath upon his door,
And soon they'll carry him away,
He stopped loving her today.
You know, she came to see him last time.
And we were all wonderin' if she would.
And it kept runnin' through my mind,
This time he's over her for good.
He stopped loving her today,
They placed a wreath upon his door,
And soon they'll carry him away,
He stopped loving her today.
Yep, that's the one I was listening to last night.......:(
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