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slickdawg
4/4/2006, 07:50 PM
So I'm talking with this 50-something chick at work, she's very nice.

She starts talking about a guy that she used to work with, and how he
chated around on his wife.

Then she said "yeah, he'd hit pretty much anything under 25"

:eek:
VeeJay
4/4/2006, 08:09 PM
Questions:

- "she's very nice." Does that mean you'd hit it?

- can a "50 something" still be a chick? Just askin.'

- Were you in shock that she talked about him hitting it?

- "under 25" - maybe she was jealous that he didn't go for the 50 something chicks. Sounds like she could use a hitting.
TUSooner
4/4/2006, 08:36 PM
So... he hit her twice ?
Soonerbabeinbama
4/4/2006, 08:41 PM
Then she said "yeah, he'd hit pretty much anything under 15":eek:

Stanley?????:eek:
Oh wait, can we still do Stanley jokes now that he is spoken for?:D
slickdawg
4/4/2006, 08:41 PM
Questions:

- "she's very nice." Does that mean you'd hit it?

- can a "50 something" still be a chick? Just askin.'

- Were you in shock that she talked about him hitting it?

- "under 25" - maybe she was jealous that he didn't go for the 50 something chicks. Sounds like she could use a hitting.

Very nice as in personality, I'd never expect her to say "hit it", caught me off guard.

she's still a chick, she looks very nice.

I was caught off guard, didn't expect that out of her mouth.

You may have a point - I suspected she might have been dumped in a
similar situation.
TUSooner
4/4/2006, 08:44 PM
Very nice as in personality, I'd never expect her to say "hit it", caught me off guard....
What did you expect her to say? "He'd f--- anything under 25?"
slickdawg
4/4/2006, 08:50 PM
What did you expect her to say? "He'd f--- anything under 25?"

I like your "hit her twice" = 50, funny.


I expected her to say something much more subtle, like "he was just after young girls"
BajaOklahoma
4/4/2006, 09:11 PM
I expected her to say something much more subtle, like "he was just after young girls"


I used to be more subtle before I started hanging around you guys.
OUinFLA
4/4/2006, 09:14 PM
I used to be more subtle before I started hanging around you guys.

ahhh, I remember those days well.
back when one didnt feel the need to tell all South Ovarians of one's attraction for a kindred spirit.
back when "flirting" was just...............well, flirting.

Seriously
:D
BajaOklahoma
4/4/2006, 11:17 PM
Seriously?
:D
OUTromBoNado
4/5/2006, 01:16 AM
No.
Not seriously.
BajaOklahoma
4/5/2006, 04:10 AM
:mad:
crawfish
4/5/2006, 07:36 AM
Stanley?????:eek:
Oh wait, can we still do Stanley jokes now that he is spoken for?:D

I wish he'd be posted for, too. :mad: