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Soonerbabeinbama

4/4/2006, 05:43 PM

Pffffttttt!!! Amateur!!

Okay - I'm just kidding - really I am

ChickSoonerFan

4/4/2006, 05:43 PM

Wow....what do you say to that?

How did they come up with $560,450 bail?

bri

4/4/2006, 05:45 PM

How did they come up with $560,450 bail?

Apparently, they charged one dollar for every branch of the ugly tree she hit on the way down.

Gah.

yermom

4/4/2006, 05:47 PM

wow, she is the Energizer Bunny of student haver sex withers

Soonerbabeinbama

4/4/2006, 05:54 PM

hey Yermom - is that really your picture on your avatar?

LoyalFan

4/4/2006, 08:30 PM

Whyzzit them &$^%~! Doe kids get all the action?
Like, what's in a name?
Geez, I could kill the effing stork that made me bail out over Mr.& Mrs. Furter's chimney.

LoyalFrank

Okla-homey

4/4/2006, 08:37 PM

The 34-year-old Delaware teacher is facing rape charges for allegedly having sex with a 13-year-old student 28 times during a one-week period last month.

http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/5968/0404062teacher13za.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

That'll leave a mark.

I've been married almost 24 years and I've never had sex 28 times in one week. That's freakin' 4 times a day for a solid week. That boy is a flippin' stallion I tell ya!

slickdawg

4/4/2006, 08:39 PM

Hell, go to the fark forum and see what jaymarman did to her.

TUSooner

4/4/2006, 08:41 PM

Yeah, she ain't all that & a bag of Fritos. But if I were 13...well, I might not be so picky. 28 times in a week, and probably not an even 4 per day, every day. Well done, I say.

But wait. How do they measure "times"? His or hers or what? Just axin'

proud gonzo

4/4/2006, 08:52 PM

Apparently, they charged one dollar for every branch of the ugly tree she hit on the way down.

Gah.
I think you mean THIS one: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0105061nunnelee1.html

GAH!

LoyalFan

4/4/2006, 08:56 PM

I think you mean THIS one: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0105061nunnelee1.html

GAH!

My ey...nads! My nads!
Jeebus! Stop it, Peege!

LF

PS: And a belated but sincere "Happy Birthday", ya old bat.

SoonerInKCMO

4/4/2006, 09:07 PM

I think you mean THIS one: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0105061nunnelee1.html

GAH!

WOOOOOO!!!! My new state of Kansas is number one!!

SoonerInKCMO

4/4/2006, 09:08 PM

Which way is she lookin'? :confused:

proud gonzo

4/4/2006, 09:13 PM

She's lookin ugly, what direction is that?

SoonerInKCMO

4/4/2006, 09:15 PM

Pretty much any direction around here.

SoonerInKCMO

4/4/2006, 09:16 PM

I mean 'around here' as in 'my neighborhood' - not on the board. Don't mean to imply anyone here is homely. :D

sooneron

4/4/2006, 09:21 PM

Wow, 28 beats my freshman year record!

sanantoniosooner

4/4/2006, 09:23 PM

I hate that kid.

proud gonzo

4/4/2006, 09:24 PM

I mean 'around here' as in 'my neighborhood' - not on the board. Don't mean to imply anyone here is homely. :D
good thing--that would be pretty inmature of you ;)

Stanley1

4/4/2006, 10:15 PM

I mean 'around here' as in 'my neighborhood' - not on the board. Don't mean to imply anyone here is homely. :D

Heh.....truth hurts sometimes. :P

KIDDING!!!!!

Scott D

4/4/2006, 10:35 PM

I envy that kid.

:eek:

bri

4/4/2006, 11:21 PM

I think you mean THIS one: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0105061nunnelee1.html

GAH!

JEEZUS, WOMAN! WHY DO YOU HATE MY EYES?!?

Between dolemite's flood of new posts and that picture, I'm beginning to envy the blind...

Taxman71

4/5/2006, 09:18 AM

That chick looks like Mimi from The Drew Carey Show sans the makeup.

Hamhock

4/5/2006, 09:26 AM

Why do you have to traipse Bocephus pic around here? Hasn't he already been through enough, with the death of his dad and everything?

;)

yermom

4/5/2006, 09:33 AM

hey Yermom - is that really your picture on your avatar?

yes...

i'm not really stoned though ;)

Taxman71

4/5/2006, 11:59 AM

Why do you have to traipse Bocephus pic around here? Hasn't he already been through enough, with the death of his dad and everything?

;)

Bocephus would have annihilated this kids' 28 times per week record in his younger days. Probably still can if there is enough Jim Beam around.

proud gonzo

4/5/2006, 06:01 PM

That chick looks like Mimi from The Drew Carey Show sans the makeup.

crazy. you're kinda right.

http://www.montrealmirror.com/ARCHIVES/2000/072000/31.jpg

Okla-homey

4/5/2006, 06:13 PM

mdklatt

4/5/2006, 06:19 PM

No human male, even at his testosterone pumping peak, could possible manage 4Xday for seven days

I think it's physically possible, but the logisitics are questionable--was this during Spring Break or something?

Okla-homey

4/5/2006, 06:24 PM

I think it's physically possible, but the logisitics are questionable--was this during Spring Break or something?

D00d,
The only way its possible is if the kid was a pron star like Dirk Diggler, had Viagra and had Catherine Zeta-Jones as a "fluffer."

mdklatt

4/5/2006, 06:31 PM

D00d,
The only way its possible is if the kid was a pron star like Dirk Diggler, had Viagra and had Catherine Zeta-Jones as a "fluffer."

I think I could have pulled it off at the age. :texan:

Pun intended. :eek: :O

Okla-homey

4/5/2006, 06:42 PM

I think I could have pulled it off at the age. :texan:

Pun intended. :eek: :O

Oh, I dig. Like you, I too got wood whenever the wind blew at that age. But actually closing the deal four times a day for a solid week? With an obese teacher? No sir.

SoonerInKCMO

4/5/2006, 10:35 PM

I've decided I don't believe it. No human male, even at his testosterone pumping peak, could possible manage 4Xday for seven days...even w/Viagra. Especially not with Catherine Manheim there.

I say she walks. Its absurd. Put me on the jury and I'll convince the rest of them this is BS.

Hell, me an' lefty went at it 2-3 times a day for about three solid years. I coulda kicked it up a notch for a week for a woman. :texan: