View Full Version : Co-Teacher of the Year candidate?
1stTimeCaller
4/4/2006, 05:32 PM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0404062teacher1.html
SicEmBaylor
4/4/2006, 05:35 PM
out
Soonerbabeinbama
4/4/2006, 05:43 PM
Pffffttttt!!! Amateur!!
Okay - I'm just kidding - really I am
ChickSoonerFan
4/4/2006, 05:43 PM
Wow....what do you say to that?
How did they come up with $560,450 bail?
How did they come up with $560,450 bail?
Apparently, they charged one dollar for every branch of the ugly tree she hit on the way down.
Gah.
wow, she is the Energizer Bunny of student haver sex withers
Soonerbabeinbama
4/4/2006, 05:54 PM
hey Yermom - is that really your picture on your avatar?
LoyalFan
4/4/2006, 08:30 PM
Whyzzit them &$^%~! Doe kids get all the action?
Like, what's in a name?
Geez, I could kill the effing stork that made me bail out over Mr.& Mrs. Furter's chimney.
LoyalFrank
Okla-homey
4/4/2006, 08:37 PM
The 34-year-old Delaware teacher is facing rape charges for allegedly having sex with a 13-year-old student 28 times during a one-week period last month.
http://img325.imageshack.us/img325/5968/0404062teacher13za.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
That'll leave a mark.
I've been married almost 24 years and I've never had sex 28 times in one week. That's freakin' 4 times a day for a solid week. That boy is a flippin' stallion I tell ya!
slickdawg
4/4/2006, 08:39 PM
Hell, go to the fark forum and see what jaymarman did to her.
TUSooner
4/4/2006, 08:41 PM
Yeah, she ain't all that & a bag of Fritos. But if I were 13...well, I might not be so picky. 28 times in a week, and probably not an even 4 per day, every day. Well done, I say.
But wait. How do they measure "times"? His or hers or what? Just axin'
proud gonzo
4/4/2006, 08:52 PM
Apparently, they charged one dollar for every branch of the ugly tree she hit on the way down.
Gah.
I think you mean THIS one: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0105061nunnelee1.html
GAH!
LoyalFan
4/4/2006, 08:56 PM
I think you mean THIS one: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0105061nunnelee1.html
GAH!
My ey...nads! My nads!
Jeebus! Stop it, Peege!
LF
PS: And a belated but sincere "Happy Birthday", ya old bat.
SoonerInKCMO
4/4/2006, 09:07 PM
I think you mean THIS one: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0105061nunnelee1.html
GAH!
WOOOOOO!!!! My new state of Kansas is number one!!
SoonerInKCMO
4/4/2006, 09:08 PM
Which way is she lookin'? :confused:
proud gonzo
4/4/2006, 09:13 PM
She's lookin ugly, what direction is that?
SoonerInKCMO
4/4/2006, 09:15 PM
Pretty much any direction around here.
SoonerInKCMO
4/4/2006, 09:16 PM
I mean 'around here' as in 'my neighborhood' - not on the board. Don't mean to imply anyone here is homely. :D
sooneron
4/4/2006, 09:21 PM
Wow, 28 beats my freshman year record!
sanantoniosooner
4/4/2006, 09:23 PM
I hate that kid.
proud gonzo
4/4/2006, 09:24 PM
I mean 'around here' as in 'my neighborhood' - not on the board. Don't mean to imply anyone here is homely. :D
good thing--that would be pretty inmature of you ;)
Stanley1
4/4/2006, 10:15 PM
I mean 'around here' as in 'my neighborhood' - not on the board. Don't mean to imply anyone here is homely. :D
Heh.....truth hurts sometimes. :P
KIDDING!!!!!
Scott D
4/4/2006, 10:35 PM
I envy that kid.
:eek:
I think you mean THIS one: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0105061nunnelee1.html
GAH!
JEEZUS, WOMAN! WHY DO YOU HATE MY EYES?!?
Between dolemite's flood of new posts and that picture, I'm beginning to envy the blind...
Taxman71
4/5/2006, 09:18 AM
That chick looks like Mimi from The Drew Carey Show sans the makeup.
Hamhock
4/5/2006, 09:26 AM
Why do you have to traipse Bocephus pic around here? Hasn't he already been through enough, with the death of his dad and everything?
;)
hey Yermom - is that really your picture on your avatar?
yes...
i'm not really stoned though ;)
Taxman71
4/5/2006, 11:59 AM
Why do you have to traipse Bocephus pic around here? Hasn't he already been through enough, with the death of his dad and everything?
;)
Bocephus would have annihilated this kids' 28 times per week record in his younger days. Probably still can if there is enough Jim Beam around.
proud gonzo
4/5/2006, 06:01 PM
That chick looks like Mimi from The Drew Carey Show sans the makeup.
crazy. you're kinda right.
http://www.montrealmirror.com/ARCHIVES/2000/072000/31.jpg
Okla-homey
4/5/2006, 06:13 PM
I've decided I don't believe it. No human male, even at his testosterone pumping peak, could possible manage 4Xday for seven days...even w/Viagra. Especially not with Catherine Manheim there.
I say she walks. Its absurd. Put me on the jury and I'll convince the rest of them this is BS.
mdklatt
4/5/2006, 06:19 PM
No human male, even at his testosterone pumping peak, could possible manage 4Xday for seven days
I think it's physically possible, but the logisitics are questionable--was this during Spring Break or something?
Okla-homey
4/5/2006, 06:24 PM
I think it's physically possible, but the logisitics are questionable--was this during Spring Break or something?
D00d,
The only way its possible is if the kid was a pron star like Dirk Diggler, had Viagra and had Catherine Zeta-Jones as a "fluffer."
mdklatt
4/5/2006, 06:31 PM
D00d,
The only way its possible is if the kid was a pron star like Dirk Diggler, had Viagra and had Catherine Zeta-Jones as a "fluffer."
I think I could have pulled it off at the age. :texan:
Pun intended. :eek: :O
Okla-homey
4/5/2006, 06:42 PM
I think I could have pulled it off at the age. :texan:
Pun intended. :eek: :O
Oh, I dig. Like you, I too got wood whenever the wind blew at that age. But actually closing the deal four times a day for a solid week? With an obese teacher? No sir.
SoonerInKCMO
4/5/2006, 10:35 PM
I've decided I don't believe it. No human male, even at his testosterone pumping peak, could possible manage 4Xday for seven days...even w/Viagra. Especially not with Catherine Manheim there.
I say she walks. Its absurd. Put me on the jury and I'll convince the rest of them this is BS.
Hell, me an' lefty went at it 2-3 times a day for about three solid years. I coulda kicked it up a notch for a week for a woman. :texan:
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