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mdklatt
4/4/2006, 03:58 PM
Why do chickens keep getting bigger and bigger? I got some chicken breasts at Albertson's on Sunday, and the smallest ones they had were about the size of my head. Those are a pain in the *** to cook, and sometimes more than you want to eat in one serving. Oranges are becoming the size of freaking grapefruits, too. And they only have the amount of juice of a smaller orange, so the rest is all pulp and rind. Is it too much to ask to get food that wasn't grown next to the Springfield Nuclear Plant?
OUinFLA
4/4/2006, 04:03 PM
leftovers tomorrow?
Osce0la
4/4/2006, 04:04 PM
Well...this thread was depressing :(
BeetDigger
4/4/2006, 04:05 PM
Why do chickens keep getting bigger and bigger? I got some chicken breasts at Albertson's on Sunday, and the smallest ones they had were about the size of my head. Those are a pain in the *** to cook, and sometimes more than you want to eat in one serving. Oranges are becoming the size of freaking grapefruits, too. And they only have the amount of juice of a smaller orange, so the rest is all pulp and rind. Is it too much to ask to get food that wasn't grown next to the Springfield Nuclear Plant?


Sounds like someone forgot to take their enzyte. :eddie:
StoopTroup
4/4/2006, 04:05 PM
I've always preferred a couple of really nice cantalopes. ;)

http://thumb4.shutterstock.com/photos4/thumb_large/51647/51647,1127421490,1.jpg
mdklatt
4/4/2006, 04:06 PM
leftovers tomorrow?


Reheating a partial chicken breast is the succ because it will be dry as a bone.
mdklatt
4/4/2006, 04:07 PM
Sounds like someone forgot to take their enzyte. :eddie:


:confused:
Fish
4/4/2006, 04:09 PM
I blame Burger King, just look at the size of the big buckin' chicken!;)
BeetDigger
4/4/2006, 04:11 PM
:confused:


You were discussing how everything else is getting bigger, obviously as a result of chemicals and genetic splicing. I figure a guy wouldn't complain about these things if his who ha was getting bigger as a result of some chemicals. Yes, that was pretty obscure, I will admit.
NormanPride
4/4/2006, 04:12 PM
Genetics, I'm assuming. I've heard there are breeds now that can't even walk. Sad, really.
mdklatt
4/4/2006, 04:14 PM
Yes, that was pretty obscure, I will admit.

You were too subtle. If you're gonna hit it, mash that bastard. ;)
BeetDigger
4/4/2006, 04:17 PM
You were too subtle. If you're gonna hit it, mash that bastard. ;)


This is good advice, actually.
NormanPride
4/4/2006, 04:21 PM
Whoa. Deja vu.

http://pages.ivillage.com/djuhl/gifs/neo.jpg
Soonerbabeinbama
4/4/2006, 04:21 PM
Genetics, I'm assuming. I've heard there are breeds now that can't even walk. Sad, really.
Heh - can't even walk because their big giant breasts have got them too top heavy huh?:D
mdklatt
4/4/2006, 04:31 PM
Heh - can't even walk because their big giant breasts have got them too top heavy huh?:D

Just like Dolly Parton.
BeetDigger
4/4/2006, 04:38 PM
Heh - can't even walk because their big giant breasts have got them too top heavy huh?:D


We don't want them walking around but rather lying around on their backs. :texan:
mdklatt
4/4/2006, 04:39 PM
We don't want them walking around but rather lying around on their backs.

Or fronts. :texan:
BeetDigger
4/4/2006, 04:46 PM
Or fronts. :texan:


Pervert. :mack:
achiro
4/4/2006, 04:56 PM
GIS is NSFW!;)
sanantoniosooner
4/4/2006, 04:59 PM
http://www.subservientchicken.com/html/subservientChicken02.jpg
stoopified
4/4/2006, 05:01 PM
Wheres them there big breasts everybodys talkin' about?I'd like to get a look-see.
silverwheels
4/4/2006, 05:02 PM
GIS is NSFW!;)

Thanks for warning me, because I almost did it.


I almost did it.
mdklatt
4/4/2006, 05:06 PM
Wheres them there big breasts everybodys talkin' about?I'd like to get a look-see.


http://z.about.com/d/babyparenting/1/0/h/3/smashedbreasts.jpg

The ones I bought the other day were that big even before I flattened them out.
sanantoniosooner
4/4/2006, 05:08 PM
The ones I bought the other day were that big even before I flattened them out.
Don't even tell us how you thawed em out.
silverwheels
4/4/2006, 05:08 PM
What are those, E cups?
1stTimeCaller
4/4/2006, 05:08 PM
http://z.about.com/d/babyparenting/1/0/h/3/smashedbreasts.jpg

The ones I bought the other day were that big even before I flattened them out.

you should cook those before you eat them.
Soonerbabeinbama
4/4/2006, 05:10 PM
I think it ****es the chickens off when you flatten out their breasts!!
BeetDigger
4/4/2006, 05:13 PM
I think it ****es the chickens off when you flatten out their breasts!!


The wife complains too.
Soonerbabeinbama
4/4/2006, 05:15 PM
The wife complains too.
I'll just bet she does!!;) Ouch!