View Full Version : Chick is in a VERY important meeting right now.....
Stanley1
4/4/2006, 03:38 PM
Wish her luck.
Osce0la
4/4/2006, 03:39 PM
so that's her story huh?
good luck
mdklatt
4/4/2006, 03:40 PM
OB appointment?
Oldnslo
4/4/2006, 03:50 PM
sooo. You're reading from your yellow pad?
BeetDigger
4/4/2006, 03:58 PM
She's getting the official pregnancy results isn't she?
mdklatt
4/4/2006, 04:00 PM
OB appointment?
She's getting the official pregnancy results isn't she?
Ahem.
C&CDean
4/4/2006, 04:00 PM
She getting her pooper restrung?
Osce0la
4/4/2006, 04:01 PM
She getting her pooper restrung?
Well, this is Stan and Chick we're talking about...
OUinFLA
4/4/2006, 04:01 PM
you can restring them!!!:eek:
BeetDigger
4/4/2006, 04:02 PM
Ahem.
You're too subtle. If you're gonna hit it, mash that bastard. :texan:
BeetDigger
4/4/2006, 04:04 PM
Well, this is Stan and Chick we're talking about...
You really meant to say that this is Stan we are talking about, the man with the long drives but narrow driver. :texan:
Osce0la
4/4/2006, 04:07 PM
heh
She getting her pooper restrung?
When I was in the Army I worked with a civilian, who was a retired officer. Mr. Pero was a grizzled WW2 vet whose command of curse words was rivaled only by Mrs. Pero.
At a party conversation somehow turned to sex after years of marriage, and Mrs. Pero says, "Hell, we might as well sew the damn thing up for all it gets used."
Without missing a beat, Mr. Pero says, "Don't do that, honey, but a stitch or two wouldn't hurt."
mdklatt
4/4/2006, 04:12 PM
You're too subtle. If you're gonna hit it, mash that bastard. :texan:
This is good advice, actually.
Stanley1
4/4/2006, 04:14 PM
Mr. Howzit was a grizzled WW1 vet whose command of curse words was rivaled only by Mrs. Howzit.
At a party conversation somehow turned to sex after years of marriage, and Mrs. Howzit says, "Hell, we might as well so the damn thing up for all it gets used."
Without missing a beat, I says, "Don't do that, honey, but a stitch or two wouldn't hurt."
Fixed.
NormanPride
4/4/2006, 04:16 PM
I love it when Howzit talks about himself in the past tense.
Fixed.
Dude. That's weak sauce even by the Stanley Standard.
BeetDigger
4/4/2006, 04:20 PM
I notice that there is no denial of the pregnancy. So, are you guys going to find out the sex, or let it be a surprise?
JohnnyMack
4/4/2006, 04:27 PM
Dude. That's weak sauce even by the Stanley Standard.
Mmmm hmmm
I have naughty dreams about you, Howzit.
What are you talking about?
Stanley1
4/4/2006, 04:33 PM
Dude. That's weak sauce even by the Stanley Standard.
At least I know how to spell sew.
BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stanley1
4/4/2006, 04:35 PM
Mmmm hmmm
Oh puh-lease. You've said much worse about him and his wife. :)
Sooner_Bob
4/4/2006, 04:35 PM
Ghey
Ghey
This is gay enough to use the correct spelling.
crawfish
4/4/2006, 04:38 PM
Dude. That's weak sauce even by the Stanley Standard.
No kidding, that was the extra-mild pace picante of the SO. :rolleyes:
Stanley1
4/4/2006, 04:39 PM
I'm Ghey
We know. But what does that have to do with this thread?
Is Chickie negotiating Stanley's pro baseball contract again?
mdklatt
4/4/2006, 04:42 PM
Is Chickie negotiating Stanley's pro baseball contract again?
He's giving up football after all the success he had as QB at Tulsa?
NormanPride
4/4/2006, 04:43 PM
No kidding, that was the extra-mild pace picante of the SO. :rolleyes:
I went to school with a Pace kid. They had sold the company by then, though.
mdklatt
4/4/2006, 04:44 PM
I went to school with a Pace kid. They had sold the company by then, though.
Pace sucks. I don't care if it is from San Antonio.
1stTimeCaller
4/4/2006, 04:45 PM
Ya'll are jealous of Chick and Stan. Especially you Howzit.
crawfish
4/4/2006, 04:46 PM
It'd be hilarious if we all tried to call her around the same time. Stan, what's her cell phone number?
Sooner_Bob
4/4/2006, 04:48 PM
We know. But what does that have to do with this thread?
I see what you mean Howzit.
Stanley1
4/4/2006, 04:57 PM
It'd be hilarious if we all tried to call her around the same time. Stan, what's her cell phone number?
I don't know. She emails me a different number I can reach her at each day. Something about "top secret info".
Ya'll are jealous of Chick and Stan. Especially you Howzit.
If by "are jealous of" you mean "look for any opportunity to **** with" (Stanley anyway) I agree.
If by "are jealous of" you mean "look for any opportunity to **** with" (Stanley anyway) I agree.
FYI, You don't have to use *'s for sleep.
1stTimeCaller
4/4/2006, 05:03 PM
Hey Howzit, do her PMs still smell like flowers?
Hey Howzit, do her PMs still smell like flowers?
Emails. I saved 'em. When I need to freshen the air I just open my Outlook ChickSoonerFan folder, and voi la, a veritable bouquet of floral goodlinessicity.
colleyvillesooner
4/4/2006, 05:10 PM
Is Chickie negotiating Stanley's pro baseball contract again?
Yep, he's trying to get them to add a Tee to the batting cage ;)
BeetDigger
4/4/2006, 05:11 PM
Emails. I saved 'em. When I need to freshen the air I just open my Outlook ChickSoonerFan folder, and voi la, a veritable bouquet of floral goodlinessicity.
What do Stanley's smell like?
FYI, You don't have to use *'s for sleep.
Oh, it is on, Mr not birthday haver-but-get-spek-anywayer.
:mad:
1stTimeCaller
4/4/2006, 05:13 PM
Emails. I saved 'em. When I need to freshen the air I just open my Outlook ChickSoonerFan folder, and voi la, a veritable bouquet of floral goodlinessicity.
Hmmm, I usually just pull a pair of her unmentionables out of my desk but your way works too.
ChickSoonerFan
4/4/2006, 05:21 PM
geeezzz guys...is this how you wish me luck?
I have only one response to all this:
I am not pregnant.
Oh...and the second thing I have to say is, as far as I know, 1tc does not have any of my unmentionables.
:)
1stTimeCaller
4/4/2006, 05:22 PM
geeezzz guys...is this how you wish me luck?
I have only one response to all this:
I am not pregnant.
:)
Whewwww, that's a relief to my mind !
Thank you God !
OUinFLA
4/4/2006, 05:23 PM
:
I am not pregnant.
Is it Stanley's fault?
I would think so.
ChickSoonerFan
4/4/2006, 05:30 PM
Whewwww, that's a relief to my mind !
Thank you God !
:confused:
Not what it said the first time.
I was going to say, "Never gonna happen"
Now that would not make any sense.
1stTimeCaller
4/4/2006, 05:33 PM
sorry, I was forced via PM to edit my comments and just cut and pasted the comments into my post.
ChickSoonerFan
4/4/2006, 05:35 PM
sorry, I was forced via PM to edit my comments and just cut and pasted the comments into my post.
:rolleyes:
oh..and the meeting went pretty much as expected..thanks. :)
crawfish
4/4/2006, 05:37 PM
Whewwww, that's a relief to my mind !
Thank you God !
I knew it wasn't me because I've had the surgery.
BeetDigger
4/4/2006, 05:42 PM
:rolleyes:
oh..and the meeting went pretty much as expected..thanks. :)
You mean Stanley is a candidate for penile enlargement surgery?:eek:
Stanley1
4/4/2006, 06:08 PM
<shakes head>
Oh, it is on, Mr not birthday haver-but-get-spek-anywayer.
:mad:
:O Sorry Howie,...it was floating there so I took it. :D
:O Sorry Howie,...it was floating there so I took it. :D
Just kidding...:D
I think of sleeping with Chick and Stan, like, all the time. In our long john jammies. With footies and the flaps in the back. And we make popcorn and watch Chronicles of Narnia. And tell scary stories.
Stanley1
4/4/2006, 06:38 PM
I think of sleeping with Chick and Stan, like, all the time. In our long john jammies. With footies and the flaps in the back. And we make popcorn and watch Chronicles of Narnia. And tell scary stories.
Why does Chick need to be there? :confused:
Just kidding...:D
I think of sleeping with Chick and Stan, like, all the time. In our long john jammies. With footies and the flaps in the back. And we make popcorn and watch Chronicles of Narnia. And tell scary stories.
Pillow fights would ensue.......:eek:
OUinFLA
4/4/2006, 06:46 PM
Okay............
Left turn in progress !
C&CDean
4/4/2006, 07:45 PM
Why does Chick need to be there? :confused:
He said "flaps in the back" didn't he?
Why does Chick need to be there? :confused:
When you fall asleep we're going to soak your hand in warm water and laugh at the pee pee stain on the front of your long john jammies with the footies and the flap in the back.
Stanley1
4/4/2006, 08:16 PM
When you fall asleep we're going to soak your hand in warm water and laugh at the pee pee stain on the front of your long john jammies with the footies and the flap in the back.
Oh.
Okay.
Al Gore
4/4/2006, 09:31 PM
You guys have all the fun!!!!!
Sooner_Bob
4/4/2006, 09:33 PM
<breaks out the anal lube>
:eek:
Stanley1
4/4/2006, 09:53 PM
<bends over>
:eek:
Sooner_Bob
4/4/2006, 09:55 PM
:eek:
You pick up your own danged soap.
Stanley1
4/4/2006, 09:58 PM
You pick up your own danged soap.
That ain't what you were saying in the PEEM you sent me. :eek: :rolleyes: :D
Sooner_Bob
4/4/2006, 10:02 PM
That ain't what you were saying in the PEEM you sent me. :eek: :rolleyes: :D
Speaking of which . . . I'm waiting for a reply mister. :mad:
Stanley1
4/4/2006, 10:03 PM
Speaking of which . . . I'm waiting for a reply mister. :mad:
I'm not in the mood now. You RUINED it. :(
sanantoniosooner
4/4/2006, 10:09 PM
^
Sas's wife??????:eek:
I wasn't going to say anything......:mad:
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