Good joke....I have to share

[boomersooner28]

A mother and her 5 yr old son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas
City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) Turned to
his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby
cats, why don't Big planes have baby planes?" The mother, who couldn't
think of an answer, Told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy walks to
the galley and asks the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and Big cats
have baby cats, why don't big planes Have baby planes?" The stewardess
responded, "Did your mother Tell you to ask me?" The boy said, "Yes, she
did...."

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no Baby planes because
Southwest always pulls out On time. Have your mother explain that to you.."

[Osce0la]

heh...

my 500th post goes to nothing but "heh" :(

[frankensooner]

heh...

my 500th post goes to nothing but "heh" :(
http://www.pub.umich.edu/daily/1998/oct/10-16-98/photos/fileartsswingers2.gif

Five Hundy, baby!

[yermom]

nice

[49r]

[on the way to Las Vegas]
Trent: They're gonna give daddy the Rainman suite, you dig that?
Mike: Do you think we'll get there by midnight?
Trent: Baby, we're going to be up five hundy by midnight!
Mike: Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!
Trent: Vegas baby! Vegas!
Mike: Vegas!


:)

[StoopTroup]

http://www.flug-revue.rotor.com/FRheft/FRH9907/FR9907g1.JPG

[Penguin]

The teacher told the class, "Today's word is contagious. Can someone use the word in a sentence?"

Lisa raised her hand. The teacher says, "Lisa could you use the word in a sentnce?" Lisa says, "Chicken pox is very contagious. If one kid has chicken pox, we will all catch it."

"Very good! You used 'contagious' correctly! Anyone else?"

Jimmy raised his hand. "Yes, Jimmy?" Jimmy says, "Yawning is contagious. One person yawns and we will all start yawning."

"Very good, Jimmy! Does anyone else have an example of contagious?"

Billy raises his hand. The teacher looks suspiciously at Billy because he's the class clown and always makes a joke. She figures that there's no way he can make a joke out of contagious. "OK, Billy. Use the contagious in a sentence."

Billy says, "One day my dad was yelling at my mother because she never gets the dishes clean. She started yelling back saying that her chores aren't as easy as the chores he does. My dad said, 'Easy? OK, then, let's switch chores for 24 hours. I'll do the dishes and laundry and clean house while you change the oil and mow the lawn!' 'Fine!' my mom yelled back. So the next day, my dad is trying to wash the dishes while my mom was trying to mow the lawn. My dad looked out the window and said started yelling, 'Look at that bitch! She's not mowing in a pattern! She's all over the place! It's going to take that contagious to mow the lawn!'"

[proud gonzo]

HEH