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william_brasky
4/4/2006, 10:47 AM
:D

OklahomaTuba
4/4/2006, 10:53 AM
New coach of what?

william_brasky
4/4/2006, 10:54 AM
OU Men's Basketball Program.

Get ready for the announcement.

Newbomb Turk
4/4/2006, 11:01 AM
what should I do to get ready?

NormanPride
4/4/2006, 11:09 AM
When? Where?

william_brasky
4/4/2006, 11:10 AM
what should I do to get ready?

it's more of a mental preparation than a physical one.

keep an open mind.

you can stretch / get loose if you like too.

the announcement is approaching!!!

william_brasky
4/4/2006, 11:12 AM
When? Where?

Very soon / Norman

Newbomb Turk
4/4/2006, 11:17 AM
it's more of a mental preparation than a physical one.

keep an open mind.

That might be a problem for me. ;)

william_brasky
4/4/2006, 11:19 AM
That might be a problem for me. ;)

Newbomb, if you can play the violin with one hand, you can do anything. :D

OklahomaTuba
4/4/2006, 11:20 AM
Please be Stoops.
Please be Stoops.
Please be Stoops.
Please be Stoops.
Please be Stoops.
Please be Stoops.
Please be Stoops.
Please be Stoops.
Please be Stoops.

william_brasky
4/4/2006, 11:21 AM
I'm telling you folks, the announcement is going to be announced very soon in Norman. That's all I'm at liberty to disclose at this point. Stay Tuned. Brasky will keep you advised.

william_brasky
4/4/2006, 11:22 AM
Please be Stoops.
Please be Stoops.
Please be Stoops.
Please be Stoops.
Please be Stoops.
Please be Stoops.
Please be Stoops.
Please be Stoops.
Please be Stoops.

Tuba, don't discount anyone. That's all I have to say. ;)

Rock Hard Corn Frog
4/4/2006, 11:24 AM
I'm telling you folks, the announcement is going to be announced very soon in Norman. That's all I'm at liberty to disclose at this point. Stay Tuned. Brasky will keep you advised.


Let me get this right. You are saying that the new coach is going to be announced shortly and since that is all you are liberty to discuss that you know who it is?

Can we have a hint?

Does the new coach's name sound like a type of sushi?

william_brasky
4/4/2006, 11:29 AM
Does the new coach's name sound like a type of sushi?

I'm probably disclosing too much by stating this, but the new coach's name may or may not sound like a type of sushi depending on the proper or improper pronunciation of the sushi being pronounced.

Stay tuned. Brasky will keep you advised.

jccouger
4/4/2006, 11:32 AM
Is this some kind of inside joke?

Newbomb Turk
4/4/2006, 11:32 AM
Newbomb, if you can play the violin with one hand, you can do anything. :D

spek - but if I remember right, Newbomb isn't the one armed violinist. He sings Volare'.

Rock Hard Corn Frog
4/4/2006, 11:38 AM
I'm probably disclosing too much by stating this, but the new coach's name may or may not sound like a type of sushi depending on the proper or improper pronunciation of the sushi being pronounced.

Stay tuned. Brasky will keep you advised.


All of I think of now is Ocean's Twelve.... :D

My mother killed a spider with a tee cozee....

william_brasky
4/4/2006, 11:39 AM
spek - but if I remember right, Newbomb isn't the one armed violinist. He sings Volare'.

yes, my apologies. you did accompany the 1 armed violinist if I remember correctly.

get ready for the new coach announcement Newbomb. it's fast approaching.

Stay Tuned. Brasky's got you covered.

Newbomb Turk
4/4/2006, 11:41 AM
yes, my apologies. you did accompany the 1 armed violinist if I remember correctly.

get ready for the new coach announcement Newbomb. it's fast approaching.

Stay Tuned. Brasky's got you covered.


OK - I'm mentally prepared. :D

william_brasky
4/4/2006, 11:41 AM
All of I think of now is Ocean's Twelve.... :D

My mother killed a spider with a tee cozee....

RHCF, with all due respect, please remain focused on the New Coach Announcement.

Rock Hard Corn Frog
4/4/2006, 11:43 AM
RHCF, with all due respect, please remain focused on the New Coach Announcement.


Sorry! :D This staring at the keyboard is going to make my head asplode!

boomersooner28
4/4/2006, 11:45 AM
Brasky, I hate you and I want to drown your kittens.



;)

william_brasky
4/4/2006, 11:47 AM
Is this some kind of inside joke?

If by inside joke you mean discussing the breaking news of the fast-approaching announcement of the University of Oklahoma new Head Basketball coach, then I guess it's an inside joke.

Get ready couger. A new coach is going to be announced very soon in Norman.

Stay Tuned. Brasky will keep you advised.

Desert Sapper
4/4/2006, 11:48 AM
How soon is very soon? Today? Tonight? Tomorrow? Next Week? Wassup?

william_brasky
4/4/2006, 11:49 AM
Brasky, I hate you and I want to drown your kittens.

Sounds like you're ready for the fast-approaching announcement of the University of Oklahoma new Men's Basketball coach which is to be announced in Norman, Oklahoma very soon.

Stay Tuned. Brasky will keep you advised.

SoonerInKCMO
4/4/2006, 11:51 AM
Are you making fun of Gary England?

william_brasky
4/4/2006, 11:51 AM
How soon is very soon? Today? Tonight? Tomorrow? Next Week? Wassup?

Very soon. That's all I'm at liberty to disclose at this time.

Stay Tuned. Brasky will keep you advised.

william_brasky
4/4/2006, 11:53 AM
Are you making fun of Gary England?

No. And don't rule out the Seiling Flash as new coach.

okienole3
4/4/2006, 11:53 AM
Do we need to put on our bike helmets?

william_brasky
4/4/2006, 11:58 AM
Do we need to put on our bike helmets?

If you're riding a bicycle at the time of the soon-to-be announcement, then please do put on a bicycle helmet.

Stay Tuned.

yager
4/4/2006, 12:05 PM
This is a con.

Okieflyer
4/4/2006, 12:08 PM
Soon as on an eternal timescale? Or soon like before dinner? :D

william_brasky
4/4/2006, 12:09 PM
Soon as in eternity? Or soon like before dinner? :D

Yes Okieflyer.

I hope you're ready.

Stay Tuned.

Newbomb Turk
4/4/2006, 12:10 PM
Okieflyer was born ready.

william_brasky
4/4/2006, 12:10 PM
This is a con.

I can assure you yager, this is not a "con."

The new coach is to be announced very soon. I suggest you get ready.

Stay Tuned

Okieflyer
4/4/2006, 12:11 PM
Okieflyer was born ready.

Ready and able...as I've been told.;)

Newbomb Turk
4/4/2006, 12:12 PM
"happy to be here and proud to serve" is what I've heard.

Dio
4/4/2006, 12:13 PM
I'll play-

Does the new coach know where I can get a Boomer Schooner ringtone?

TIA

NormanPride
4/4/2006, 12:13 PM
This is high comedy!

william_brasky
4/4/2006, 12:15 PM
Gentlemen, with all due respect, please refrain from making light of the upcoming New Men's Basketball Coach announcement which is scheduled for very soon most likely, but not necessarily, from Norman, Oklahoma.

This is breaking news with more information to follow.

Stay Tuned

lauderdalesooner
4/4/2006, 12:15 PM
I hope the boss doesn't expect to much productivity out of me this afternoon. At least with the title game last night and the fact that I live in Florida, I won't be the only one less productive today.

Okieflyer
4/4/2006, 12:16 PM
"happy to be here and proud to serve" is what I've heard.

You got that right. :O

You know if this is an indication of how the Baseball season is going to go, I'm gonna have to retire my Johnny Avatar. :mad:

yager
4/4/2006, 12:22 PM
Well Brasky, is it a "big name" guy or not? A "home run"? We're dying here....

william_brasky
4/4/2006, 12:33 PM
Well Brasky, is it a "big name" guy or not? A "home run"? We're dying here....

Yager, that depends on your defintion of "big name" guy and "home run."

I'm not at liberty at this time to discuss the name of the new coach. I can however state for fact that in the last 60 minutes or so we have moved approximately one hour closer to the announcement.

Stay Tuned.

yager
4/4/2006, 12:41 PM
Little bit of topic, Okieflyer, did you go to Piedmont?

Partial Qualifier
4/4/2006, 12:46 PM
Two Thumbs Down

RacerX
4/4/2006, 12:51 PM
I like it. It reads like inclement weather.

Okieflyer
4/4/2006, 12:54 PM
Little bit of topic, Okieflyer, did you go to Piedmont?

No, we've been out there for about 10 years. I hate admit were I actually went...so I won't.:(

humblesooner
4/4/2006, 01:08 PM
Gentlemen, with all due respect, please refrain from making light of the upcoming New Men's Basketball Coach announcement which is scheduled for very soon most likely, but not necessarily, from Norman, Oklahoma.

This is breaking news with more information to follow.

Stay Tuned

Now you're starting to crawfish. I'm no longer convinced you are a viable source. Please do something to regain my confidence in you.

):

Okieflyer
4/4/2006, 01:09 PM
No, we've been out there for about 10 years. I hate admit were I actually went...so I won't.:(

I've been shamed a bit by Newbomb so I'll give you a hint. I graduated from the school, and a year before, the 4th all-time leading scorer (on OU's men's Basketball team). :O

By the way, did I miss the announcement?

william_brasky
4/4/2006, 01:11 PM
This just in: Today Joe Castiglione has most likely done some type of work pertaining to the New Men's Basketball Head Coach hiring, and he's most likely wearing some sort of pants (ex. slacks, khakis, etc.).

Stay Tuned.

Okieflyer
4/4/2006, 01:13 PM
This just in: Today Joe Castiglione has most likely done some type of work pertaining to the New Men's Basketball Head Coach hiring, and he's most likely wearing some sort of pants (ex. slacks, khakis, etc.).

Stay Tuned.

Damm WB are you like in JC's bedroom? ;)

Rock Hard Corn Frog
4/4/2006, 01:13 PM
I've been shamed a bit by Newbomb so I'll give you a hint. I graduated from the school, and a year before the 4th all-time leading scorer (on OU's men's Basketball team). :O

By the way, did I miss the announcement?

Yes, Bob Hoffman in a bloodless coup lifted the interim from his title and is now supreme ruler of OU basketball.

Octavian
4/4/2006, 01:14 PM
reliable sources which will remain nameless say its Calipari.

I know a guy...

alright well he just parks at the LNC but he's pretty sharp. I trust him.

IronSooner
4/4/2006, 01:15 PM
I skipped page 2 of this thread. Did I miss anything useful?

william_brasky
4/4/2006, 01:15 PM
Damm WB are you like in JC's bedroom? ;)

I cannot disclose my sources and/or location Okieflyer, but I wouldn't rule anything out.

Stay Tuned.

Okieflyer
4/4/2006, 01:15 PM
reliable sources which will remain nameless say its Calipari.

I know a guy...

alright well he just parks at the LNC but he's pretty sharp. I trust him.

But did he stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?

Newbomb Turk
4/4/2006, 01:16 PM
I've been shamed a bit by Newbomb so I'll give you a hint. I graduated from the school, and a year before, the 4th all-time leading scorer (on OU's men's Basketball team). :O


Oooooh...I know, I know.

yager
4/4/2006, 02:02 PM
I've been shamed a bit by Newbomb so I'll give you a hint. I graduated from the school, and a year before, the 4th all-time leading scorer (on OU's men's Basketball team). :O

By the way, did I miss the announcement?

Northwest Classen eh?

Okieflyer
4/4/2006, 02:04 PM
Northwest Classen eh?

Bingo! :)

yager
4/4/2006, 02:12 PM
Ok, being a new member of the boards, how reputable is Brasky? I'd like to think this all isn't a big joke.

humblesooner
4/4/2006, 02:19 PM
Ok, being a new member of the boards, how reputable is Brasky? I'd like to think this all isn't a big joke.

Uh Ohhhh!!

If Brasky reads this we're all doomed.

Every body hide.

Easy Billy. Take it easy.

:D

Okieflyer
4/4/2006, 02:20 PM
Uh Ohhhh!!

If Brasky reads this we're all doomed.

Every body hide.

Easy Billy. Take it easy.

:D

Lucky for us his online light is OFF! :O

william_brasky
4/4/2006, 03:08 PM
This just in:

The approaching University of Oklahoma Men's New Head Basketball Coach announcement continues to grow closer and closer in respect to time.

Also, the future coach is believed to have consumed "lunch" or a "meal resembling lunch in many ways" today, April 4, 2006.

Stay tuned for updates.

Vegas Sooner
4/4/2006, 03:11 PM
Jay Wright just left the Mont and is headed back to meet with Boren.

oumartin
4/4/2006, 03:21 PM
brasky needs an azz kickin' i think ;)

OUstud
4/4/2006, 03:25 PM
Does said new coach know why Adrian Peterson's nickname is AD and not AP? It's not Adrian Davis, omg...

Jimminy Crimson
4/4/2006, 03:25 PM
Jay Wright just left the Mont and is headed back to meet with Boren.

He had three swirls.

It's all but done!

Newbomb Turk
4/4/2006, 03:29 PM
:les: this thread sucks!

william_brasky
4/4/2006, 03:40 PM
This just in: OUMartin wears women's underwear.

Stay Tuned.

william_brasky
4/4/2006, 03:43 PM
Ok, being a new member of the boards, how reputable is Brasky? I'd like to think this all isn't a big joke.

Brasky is extremely reputable. Get ready for the announcement. It is fast approaching.

Stay tuned. Brasky's got you covered.

Vegas Sooner
4/4/2006, 04:05 PM
...he said the queso was good too.

oumartin
4/4/2006, 04:09 PM
sure do brasky! and you outta know since you pulled them off me with your teeth!

william_brasky
4/4/2006, 04:20 PM
sure do brasky! and you outta know since you pulled them off me with your teeth!

This just in: Brasky feels like throwing up.

Stay Tuned.

stoopified
4/4/2006, 04:27 PM
Heh

NormanPride
4/4/2006, 04:30 PM
In other news: Slaughterville man found dead in bathroom after deranged assailant attacked while the victim was going #2.

;)

Vegas Sooner
4/4/2006, 04:32 PM
oh no!

oumartin
4/4/2006, 04:32 PM
oh c'mon, who here hasn't worn a thong ;)

Vegas Sooner
4/4/2006, 04:45 PM
........when are they going to introduce Wright as team coach?

william_brasky
4/4/2006, 04:58 PM
This just in: This thread has been given 1 star by 2 voters. Outstanding! Thanks for the support.

Stay Tuned.

Vegas Sooner
4/4/2006, 05:02 PM
please-keep us updated

Beano's Fourth Chin
4/4/2006, 05:09 PM
You guys are goof balls.