How Pathetic am I?

[ChickSoonerFan]

It is nearly midnight on a Saturday night, and I'm sitting at home in my underwear finishing up the schedule for work next week that was supposed to be done Friday.

I'm also eating low carb ice cream.

All the while my man is out tearin' up the town in the Dallas.

<sigh>

[Al Gore]

Thongs????

[Newbomb Turk]

pics?

[Flagstaffsooner]

web cam?

[sanantoniosooner]

I had an answer for the subject question before I even clicked on the thread.........

but a mental picture made me forget it.

[ChickSoonerFan]

I shoulda known better. :rolleyes:

I was looking for a little sympathy here guys




;)

[sanantoniosooner]

that winkie went good with the mental picture.

Do it again:O

[soonerbrat]

i wish i was there with you, chickie. i'd keep you company. we could sit around in our underwear together

[Al Gore]

I bet black thongs.......

[Al Gore]

This is getting better......

[sanantoniosooner]

I got boxer briefs on.

I haven't even farted in these yet.

[chriscappel]

i wish i was there with you, chickie. i'd keep you company. we could sit around in our underwear together

:D

[ChickSoonerFan]

HEY! I am looking for sympathy here! :)

He texted me awhile back that he was drunk!

does any of this sound familiar to anyone?

[soonerbrat]

reminds me of the night you took a limo ride.

[ChickSoonerFan]

i wish i was there with you, chickie. i'd keep you company. we could sit around in our underwear together

See.....guys....that is what I was looking for, someone to offer to come sit in their underwear with me. Thanks Brat...you're the best. :D

[sanantoniosooner]

See.....guys....that is what I was looking for, someone to offer to come sit in their underwear with me. Thanks Brat...you're the best. :D
I told you I was in mine.
:mad:

[Al Gore]

I would offer but I wouldn't want your man to beat me up.....

[AllAboutThe'O']

This thread makes me want to get away from the office and go back home and throw off my clothes as fast as possible.;)

[Scott D]

I would offer but I wouldn't want your man to beat me up.....

this post is the most amusing one in the thread by far. :D

[ChickSoonerFan]

I told you I was in mine.
:mad:

Yes...but that was AFTER Brat said it, so it doesn't count.


;)

[sanantoniosooner]

I got boxer briefs on.

I haven't even farted in these yet.
I have to rescind that second statement.

[soonerbrat]

:D

she likes me better anyway.

[Sooner24]

HEY! I am looking for sympathy here! :)

He texted me awhile back that he was drunk!

does any of this sound familiar to anyone?


He must be on the Drunkytown thread.

[ChickSoonerFan]

He must be on the Drunkytown thread.

Nope...he is out on the town.

[Half a Hundred]

I am disappointed. I was expecting a "Go on..." post within the first five responses.

People, you gotta keep on the ball!

[sanantoniosooner]

People, you gotta keep on the ball!
Go on........

[yermom]

i wish i was there with you, chickie. i'd keep you company. we could sit around in our underwear together

go on...

[soonerbrat]

we could have a pillow fight

[Sooner24]

we could have a pillow fight


Go on...

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Well when you are as talented and have the abilities that go along with your breathtaking beauty, there is going to be weekends where unfairly you are saddled with completing work. It is the price you pay for being so wonderful.

[pb4ou]

Did Stanley go to the Reagle Beagle?

[Sooner24]

Did Stanley go to the Reagle Beagle?

No the Million Dollar Club where he ran into :mack: and :eddie: with some rich :texan: who happen to be hanging out with out with :stunned:

[ChickSoonerFan]

Well when you are as talented and have the abilities that go along with your breathtaking beauty, there is going to be weekends where unfairly you are saddled with completing work. It is the price you pay for being so wonderful.

:O

see....that is a nice thing to say...even if you only said those things because you were giving me the sympathy I was looking for.

[soonerbrat]

Well when you are as talented and have the abilities that go along with your breathtaking beauty, there is going to be weekends where unfairly you are saddled with completing work. It is the price you pay for being so wonderful.


smoove. talker.

[Sooner24]

BSer. :les:

;)

[Sooner24]

BSer. :les:

;)

[Stanley1]

Heh.

I'm very drunk. Hoy crap.

[Stanley1]

Well when you are as talented and have the abilities that go along with your breathtaking beauty, there is going to be weekends where unfairly you are saddled with completing work. It is the price you pay for being so wonderful.

:mad:

[pb4ou]

No the Million Dollar Club where he ran into http://x11.putfile.com/4/9100494930.gif (http://www.putfile.com) and http://x11.putfile.com/4/9100492447.gif (http://www.putfile.com) with some replacement http://x11.putfile.com/4/9100484657.gif (http://www.putfile.com) who happen to be hanging out with out with http://x11.putfile.com/4/9100490120.gif (http://www.putfile.com) & http://x11.putfile.com/4/9100500782.gif (http://www.putfile.com)

:rolleyes:

[olevetonahill]

Ok ya answered your own ? your home alone in ur panties wishin Brat was there , while your hooked up with the pooper dude whos out drinkin and sluttin on ya :eek: Did I miss any points ? Oh and Im home in my tighty whiteys ;)

[OUinFLA]

HEY! I am looking for sympathy here! :)

He texted me awhile back that he was drunk!

does any of this sound familiar to anyone?


Ill give you some sympathy.

At least if he is drunk it is unlikely that he is hitting a homerun tonight, so we wont have to read one of those cryptic threads suggesting his athletic ability.

more than likely he struck out

[Al Gore]

this post is the most amusing one in the thread by far. :DI wondered if anyone would catch that......

[Stanley1]

I wondered if anyone would catch that......


I'm tougher than I look.

[Al Gore]

Stanley whipping my A5S spek.........

[Al Gore]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Stanley1 again.

[handcrafted]

bump

:D

[ChickSoonerFan]

wait a second...there is another one around here somewhere...

[Stanley1]

If'n I remember correctly, I got pretty hammered that night.

Good times.

[ChickSoonerFan]

Yes you did. But not with me.



:D

[crawfish]

Yes you did. But not with me.



:D

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[ChickSoonerFan]

If only.