Holy Cow!

[Frozen Sooner]

Check out Fark right now.

[Czar Soonerov]

Oh ****! Drew is gonna be ****ed! heh

[Czar Soonerov]

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(http://www.fark.com/index.html)
j00 give us t3h chic0ry and t3h 5pinaCH 0r w3 h4x0r j00!


w3ll g1t j00 w1l wh3at0n!!!11 w3 h4x0r j00r typ3(m4x1)p4dz0r LOLOLOLOROFL11

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(http://www.fark.com/index.html)

WTF WTF WTF WTf ??! OMG NMAP

m4d pr0pz an greetz to teh We5t Ca0st p33pz at oink3rN3t!!!11

j00 suX0r, W3 R0x0R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111 /b>^M

[Frozen Sooner]

Heh. Keep going back. Refresh doesn't work, but it'll give you something else each time.

The frogs particularly amused me.

[Czar Soonerov]

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heh

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[Czar Soonerov]

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[12]

That BBW frog is Hawt!

"Barely Legal." Man, that's some funny stuff.

[Norm In Norman]

Um - april fools?

[12]

I think we caught that, Norm.