Teenagers

[Osce0la]

It's sad that I'm posting something like this, as I'm only 22 myself, but are teenagers as bad in OK as they are here in B'ham, AL? We were at the mall tonight - my wife, baby, and me - and we're constantly having to dodge the teens that don't give a sh*t that you're trying to walk through the mall, as long as they don't have to go out of their way to make sure they don't run into you...Then, as we're leaving, this car in the parking deck has their stereo up loud enough for it to be setting off car alarms (which doesn't really bother me), but then as he turns the corner, he sees us, walking across the parking deck in front of him - baby in the stroller - and they don't have the decency to turn the radio down...By the time they get beside us it is loud enough that it is hurting my ears...So I finally give them the eat **** and die look, and they finally get the point and turn it down....But by now the loud radio and car alarms have scared the **** outta my 7 month old son, so he is now screaming. The guys ended up turning the radio back up, but once they saw they were coming down the aisle we were parked on, they quickly turned it down (which actually kinda surprised me)...I just can't stand teenagers these days, it's kinda sad, since it's only been 3 years since I was one...

[VeeJay]

I'd say you're lucky they didn't bust a cap on your azz.

[soonerbrat]

I have 2 teenagers (17 & 13) and i don't ALLOW them to act like that.

it's a parent problem

[VeeJay]

Just kidding, bro.

I have had my share of run-ins with teenagers, too.

We had this dude who used to race his souped up "Fast and Furious" car with the spoiler on back up and down my street until I got the tag number and called the police. Now, he has a new hot rod, louder than ever, but drives the speed limit. He would come barrelling down my street at 50-60 mph (speed limit is 25). Nearly all of us have kids.

Now, if he'd missed the turn and spun sideways into Lady asshat's living room, it'd be OK.

[leftfield]

Dude, hit the Kudu and all will be forgotten. And a good elbow or two to the throat should let them teenagers know who's boss.

[OUinFLA]

My wife and I agree after raising one male son:

Get a back hoe and bury them at age 13, dig them up at age 20 and almost all will be fine.

[Flagstaffsooner]

I sometimes wonder how I survived my teenage years. I'm ashamed of myself.

[OUHOMER]

we live out in the country and have a black top road. Had teenager that used to fly by at about 70 with stereo blasting. you could hear the deep bass way before he got to the house. One day i was up by the road when i heard him coming. So i stepped out in the road in front of him ( thought I was superman I guess) thinking i would ask the little fellow to slow down a bit. well he was not paying attention about ran me over. But it was funny when he did see me it was all brakes and steering. He stopped and said WTF. I told him he needed to slow down and that we had 1 death already on this road and did not need any more. he smarted off about getting my fat a$$ out of the road. I asked him how old he was and he said 18, I advised him he was legal age for me to stomp his a$$ into the ground. better yet i would call his momma and raise hell with her. I think he was more afraid of his momma.

so for awhile he would speed up to my place and slow down, turns his stero up even more. i would just laugh at him.

A weeks ago the kid was driving like a crazy guy and came up on an intersection and was not paying attention again. A car was coming up from his left and freaked and over steered, hit the bar ditch about 40mph. The guy on the corner went and checked on him. hes was OK. Kid asked him if he would pull his car out of the ditch and he said NO FREAKINg WAY. he just came to see if he needed to call a ambulance. left him standing there.

car sat in the ditch for a couple of days. Have not seen him drive it since.. MAybe just maybe he learned a lesson

[slickdawg]

Be glad they weren't super fat teenagers that blocked the whole isle off.

[12]

I believe my wife when she says that so many of our "minor" problems indicate are killing ourselves as humans.

But then again, the chicken fried steak had enough breading on it to clog a toilet.

[Osce0la]

I'd say you're lucky they didn't bust a cap on your azz.

I wasn't so much worried about that after I could see the guys in the car...They looked about like these guys:
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8811/wtf7pq.png (http://imageshack.us)
And were riding around the parking deck at 8:30 at night with their sun glasses on...Oh, and the bext part, they're dancing while driving/riding through the parking deck. I guess females expect less of guys now, stuff like that would've really been a turn off a few years ago...But, then again, with everything else about these guys, they may not have been looking for females...nttawwt...

[mdklatt]

Teenagers succs.

[slickdawg]

I wasn't so much worried about that after I could see the guys in the car...They looked about like these guys:
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8811/wtf7pq.png (http://imageshack.us)
And were riding around the parking deck at 8:30 at night with their sun glasses on...Oh, and the bext part, they're dancing while driving/riding through the parking deck. I guess females expect less of guys now, stuff like that would've really been a turn off a few years ago...But, then again, with everything else about these guys, they may not have been looking for females...nttawwt...


Osce0la, you know those guys do nothing but work glory holes in San Francisco.

[OUDoc]

Seeing as how those guys like that will NEVER reproduce, you probably could have just run them down with your car and saved them the embarrassment of growing old and lonely.

[Sooner24]

Be glad they weren't super fat teenagers that blocked the whole isle off.


ISLE
http://www.visitcumbria.com/kes/derwent-isle-9551b.jpg


AISLE
http://www.scotlandsd.org/gemars/Aisle.JPG


;)

[OUinFLA]

WalMart aisle

http://www.wrp-photo.net/gallery/albums/wildlife/170803_BigFatAsses.sized.jpg

[sooneron]

I wasn't so much worried about that after I could see the guys in the car...They looked about like these guys:
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/8811/wtf7pq.png (http://imageshack.us)
..
Those sure are some purty eyebrows. The sad thing is, I bet those kids aren't gay. They're just ghey.:texan:

[MamaMia]

My youngest is just past 'teenager' but I dont think she knows it. :D

Last night she and her friend were in the kitchen dancing around, gyrating actually, while singing some song about all their stuff inside their trunk. My husband went totally bananas.:O Poor guy. Having 3 daughters has taken a toll on him.

[Sooner24]

Those sure are some purty eyebrows. The sad thing is, I bet those kids aren't gay. They're just ghey.:texan:


The way they look it's sad for them if they aren't gay. :mack: