View Full Version : Drunkytown! Fat jihad 2006 is off for the night
sooneron
3/31/2006, 06:39 PM
aw yeah!
Having a white russian - using some of Mom's homemade Kahlua!:texan:
I AM using skim milk at least.:mack:
For my part, I will be drinking Michelob Ultra Amber tonight, where available. Don't want to wipe out my entire 32-pound loss in one weekend...;)
Hey, bri. You suck. Welcome back. If its possible to miss someone you don't know and will never meet, this qualifies.
And if anyone even thinks of posting, "PEEEEEEEM"...
sooneron
3/31/2006, 06:50 PM
Wow, who knew a pint glass of White Russian could be so hard to drink on down!
sooneron
3/31/2006, 06:50 PM
This could get ugly as I have a new bottle of port in the cellar!
IB4OU2
3/31/2006, 09:33 PM
Gin and tonic here.......JD's a dead soldier.
Newbomb Turk
3/31/2006, 09:39 PM
worst.
drunkytown.
thread.
evar.
:eddie:
IB4OU2
3/31/2006, 09:41 PM
worst.
drunkytown.
thread.
evar.
:eddie:
True, Drunkytown population me and Sooneron......
I'm drinking vodka and water, b1tches.
IB4OU2
3/31/2006, 09:45 PM
I'm drinking vodka and water, b1tches.
True, Drunkytown population Jerk, me and Sooneron......:D
Newbomb Turk
3/31/2006, 09:45 PM
True, Drunkytown population me and Sooneron......
Newbomb is on his way.
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e111/cmmbifu/Familyguy1.jpg
Bri, can we make up and be friends?
I'm on a Bueno and board rest stop between bars. You have to observe the transition between Happy Hour and Going Out. :D
Bri, can we make up and be friends?
Why not? New Me is a people person...and I don't believe in politics anymore. ;)
Newbomb Turk
3/31/2006, 09:50 PM
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d151/pympxchrissy/3ad89bc2.jpg
Why not? New Me is a people person...and I don't believe in politics anymore. ;)
Damnit, you're going to make me change my avator. I feel terrible now...
Brodee is just a giagantic puppy; he wouldn't hurt a soul (unless it's a cat)
Dude, don't. Your avvie cracks me the f**k up.
(Well, it didn't while I was gone, but now I laugh. :D)
IB4OU2
3/31/2006, 09:53 PM
I'm on a Bueno and board rest stop between bars. You have to observe the transition between Happy Hour and Going Out. :D
Where's the next stop?
Dude, don't. Your avvie cracks me the f**k up.
(Well, it didn't while I was gone, but now I laugh. :D)
Okay, just remember, Brodee loves you!
Okay, just remember, Brodee loves you!
I can tell. I'm delicious, apparently.
:D
Next stop: The Red Room (only because I don't want to go to the new wine bar down on Brookside...I'd rather post. What kind of yuppie scum AM I, anyways? ;))
sooneron
3/31/2006, 09:56 PM
3 glasses of wine now. The heed is feeling a bit heavy.
http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/ccarter/2005/07/26/axe.jpg
Newbomb Turk
3/31/2006, 09:57 PM
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f219/felipe398/drunk.jpg
sooneron, I played "Fire Woman" at the Buck just for you.
Right after I played some Don Williams in honor of Pat.
I can tell. I'm delicious, apparently.
:D
Next stop: The Red Room (only because I don't want to go to the new wine bar down on Brookside...I'd rather post. What kind of yuppie scum AM I, anyways? ;))
Funny thing is, he's a good dog...but he's big. He'll leap up on someone because he loves them, but he knocks them over.
He's not even 2 years old, and does not realise his strengh.
Newbomb Turk
3/31/2006, 09:59 PM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/Bloodymonkey21/drunk.gif
sooneron
3/31/2006, 09:59 PM
Let's get ****ed!!!!
http://www.moviecritic.ca/reviews/1993/so_i_married_an_axe_murderer/myers_father_01.jpg
sooneron
3/31/2006, 10:00 PM
sooneron, I played "Fire Woman" at the Buck just for you.
Right after I played some Don Williams in honor of Pat.
NICE!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I am touched....
like an altar boy!
fk'n a, man, I'm snockered.
Newbomb Turk
3/31/2006, 10:04 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e390/h2o5/drunk.jpg
sooneron
3/31/2006, 10:05 PM
Yay !!!! Photobucket PWn3D!!!!!!!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e390/h2o5/drunk.jpg
aint that a b*tch>
Newbomb Turk
3/31/2006, 10:07 PM
son of a... :mad:
sooneron
3/31/2006, 10:08 PM
heh
Jerk owned!
Dudes, bri and I called a truce and said our apologies.
Better get your sh** together because Jesus Christ is about to return.
sooneron
3/31/2006, 10:12 PM
Yeah, but will you love him toooooomoorrrrrrrrrrooowwww!
OU-HSV
3/31/2006, 10:15 PM
I'm in...drinking Rolling Rock while painting the house. Will be back in a bit, walls are ready for the 2nd coat in the sun room
Mmmmmm....Rolling Rock and paint fumes...WINNER! :D
This is weird. I've been drinking half a bottle of Captain Morgan per week for the last several months. Today, I thought I'd get cute and switch to Russian Vodka. I was drunk before I broke the seal on this sh** I think the Russians have Captain Morgan beat hands down.
sooneron
3/31/2006, 10:21 PM
No one can exemplify alcoholism like russkies. NO ONE.
sooneron
3/31/2006, 10:23 PM
Oh, and new avatar bitches!!!!!
Oh, and new avatar bitches!!!!!
Total awesomeness.
Two avatars enter....one avatar leaves.
bigdsooner
3/31/2006, 10:26 PM
# 2 down the hatch, i'll catch up eventually
Oh, and new avatar bitches!!!!!
WTF is that? Looks like a fat chick in a bug costume.
Flagstaffsooner
3/31/2006, 10:28 PM
We need to invent a new drink and name it after our dear departed friend, Thunder.
sooneron
3/31/2006, 10:28 PM
Program ALert!!!!! If you have Encore Action- Salma Hayek will be performing the Snake Dance in Dusk Til Dawn in the next 15 minutes!!!!
sooneron
3/31/2006, 10:29 PM
WTF is that? Looks like a fat chick in a bug costume.
Didn't you see Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome???
Me Master, Him Blaster!!
sooneron
3/31/2006, 10:32 PM
By the by-
I highly wreck Oh Mend this little shiraz-
http://www.pjwine.com/images/oliverhilllogo180.jpg
the 2004 Jimmy's selection is fugging deelish!
Didn't you see Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome???
Me Master, Him Blaster!!
Do you think Ike watches that movie and just shakes his head the entire time, wondering "What the F**CK, man?" :D
Newbomb Turk
3/31/2006, 10:35 PM
Program ALert!!!!! If you have Encore Action- Salma Hayek will be performing the Snake Dance in Dusk Til Dawn in the next 15 minutes!!!!
Don't have Encore, but that dance is totally HAWT!
bigdsooner
3/31/2006, 10:39 PM
dang ,man. i gotta run a errand for my wife, i wanna damn well get drunk!
We need to invent a new drink and name it after our dear departed friend, Thunder.
He didn't get killed by an assualt weapon, did he?
Newbomb Turk
3/31/2006, 10:40 PM
dang ,man. i gotta run a errand for my wife, i wanna damn well get drunk!
grow a set, man! ;)
dang ,man. i gotta run a errand for my wife, i wanna damn well get drunk!
Just tell her you've already started and can't afford a DUI.
(that's what I tell mine)
sooneron
3/31/2006, 10:41 PM
Don't have Encore, but that dance is totally HAWT!
rar!
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/5244/bm1616salmahayekfromdusktillda.jpg
2 beers, 2 glasses of wine. Kind of like OU 0 KU 0 End of 1st Quarter. Eh.
sooneron
3/31/2006, 10:42 PM
Do you think Ike watches that movie and just shakes his head the entire time, wondering "What the F**CK, man?" :D
Uh, prolly!
Newbomb Turk
3/31/2006, 10:43 PM
yeah - that's the hawt dance.
sooneron
3/31/2006, 10:44 PM
Geez, I may getting sent to Pat land for posting that pic!
Newbomb Turk
3/31/2006, 10:45 PM
let's try this photobucket thing again.
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e117/Jerra937/gumby004.gif
sooneron
3/31/2006, 10:46 PM
let's try this photobucket thing again.
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e117/Jerra937/gumby004.gif
Wow! THAT is bad!!!
I got written on once back in the Sigma Nu days, but that beats it easily.
Damn that bad X!!!
Newbomb Turk
3/31/2006, 10:48 PM
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e256/kapuadog/Bensfriendpassedout.jpg
sooneron
3/31/2006, 10:50 PM
I really wish they'd open a tittay twister in NJ. Yeah, I know, I have the Bada Bing 15 minutes away...
The TT rawks!
This thread needs controversy.
sooneron
3/31/2006, 10:53 PM
I thought my scantily clad hoochie dance shot would cause some...
Wow! THAT is bad!!!
I got written on once back in the Sigma Nu days, but that beats it easily.
Damn that bad X!!!
Back in 1992 or so when I was 16 I was so drunk I couldn't walk. I got, and I mean, I got the ever living sh*t beat out of me by a Marine. That was bad. That really sucked.
sooneron
3/31/2006, 10:54 PM
Snake dance starting.....
Newbomb Turk
3/31/2006, 10:55 PM
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e104/mpritzel/zzzzzzdontdrinkwithfriends.jpg
I'm watching Cliffhanger.
The hottest chick in the movie has already died.
I just thought I'd tell you guys that.
rar!
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/5244/bm1616salmahayekfromdusktillda.jpg
I wish my face was her bicycle seat.
sooneron
3/31/2006, 11:01 PM
I'm watching Cliffhanger.
The hottest chick in the movie has already died.
I just thought I'd tell you guys that.
OMG, you made me laugh! End days must be starting!:texan:
sooneron
3/31/2006, 11:03 PM
Open Water is on Showtime 2W.
The chick in this came in for a casting call that I was producing. She had no panties and was wearing white pants!!!! ooooh yeah!
Al Gore
3/31/2006, 11:05 PM
What up??????
sooneron
3/31/2006, 11:06 PM
No panties is like AG Bait!
What up??????
lol NOW THAT'S FUNNY.
Al Gore smells panties....err...I mean no panties.
sooneron
3/31/2006, 11:08 PM
I had no idea she was ITR in this movie@!
She is hawt in person, btw.
Who here has been banned? I've never been banned or even come close. I'm going on 6 years posting- its kind of a rite of passage isn't it?
AG- I don't think you've ever come close either. :D
JohnnyMack
3/31/2006, 11:13 PM
No drunkytown participation for me. Still off the sauce for lent.
However I plan to start with the Bloody Mary's as soon as I wake up on Easter Sunday. Until then, it's Diet A&W Root Beer.
:les: ROCK THE HELL ON!!!
Al Gore
3/31/2006, 11:13 PM
57 or 58 times.....lost count
No drunkytown participation for me. Still off the sauce for lent.
However I plan to start with the Bloody Mary's as soon as I wake up on Easter Sunday. Until then, it's Diet A&W Root Beer.
:les: ROCK THE HELL ON!!!
Lent is soooooo overrated.
OOOhh. Controversy. Sweeeet.
IB4OU2
3/31/2006, 11:18 PM
Who here has been banned? I've never been banned or even come close. I'm going on 6 years posting- its kind of a rite of passage isn't it?
AG- I don't think you've ever come close either. :D
Iv'e never been. Pat's first I bet. He was just tryin' to get a laugh I'm sure and I think they were a bit heavy handed.
He/she/it is going to have to change their handle to Pat on their triumphant return. It's finally stuck.
Flagstaffsooner
3/31/2006, 11:21 PM
I'm too damn sober. And BTW I am watching "The Pride of the Yankees".
sooneron
3/31/2006, 11:21 PM
What up??????
http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/9854/algoresig4ek.jpg
Meanwhile, back at Al's place...
:texan:
IB4OU2
3/31/2006, 11:24 PM
I'm feelin' pretty good and wonderin' why Stan's askin' about Car loan questions at 10:00 on a saturday night? :D
Al Gore
3/31/2006, 11:24 PM
Trying on bathing suits.....
Flagstaffsooner
3/31/2006, 11:25 PM
Trying on bathing suits.....Al in a bikini, that's a scarry thought.
Someone make a poll: (no pun intended)
Who's the biggest perv on SO?
AG or OUMartin?
Good night, gentlemen.
Vodka 1
Jerk 0
OU-HSV
3/31/2006, 11:28 PM
Mmmmmm....Rolling Rock and paint fumes...WINNER! :D
Yep...it's quite the combo. :D
Al Gore
3/31/2006, 11:29 PM
http://img349.imageshack.us/img349/9854/algoresig4ek.jpg
Meanwhile, back at Al's place...
:texan:I need a larger bulge.....
Al Gore
3/31/2006, 11:32 PM
Someone make a poll: (no pun intended)
Who's the biggest perv on SO?
AG or OUMartin?Mrs makes me one!!!!!
OU-HSV
3/31/2006, 11:33 PM
Someone make a poll: (no pun intended)
Who's the biggest perv on SO?
AG or OUMartin?
That would be a tight race....
oops, I just gave them ingredients for another perv. comment:D
I was going to jump on the Drunkytown train, but I may wait till it passes through the seedier part of town ;)
Update: 2 beers, 4 glasses of wine. OU 10 KU 3, Halftime. Still, "eh".
Again: 2 beers, 6 glasses of sin (?). Basically, OU 42 KU 6, Game Ova.
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Lame.
Tideboy!
What up, Mr. Mentally Challenged?
Somebody write me a PUI.
Where's Blue? Wastoid.
5 in a row???? Spray, that's gotta be a damn record
bigdsooner
4/1/2006, 01:25 AM
sweet, its still open. im on # 3, all you fu**ers are all prolly drunk now though
5 in a row???? Spray, that's gotta be a damn record
The great thing is 1 hour and 21 minutes from post 1 to post 5.
Yeah, I've had a few. A little manual labor always brings some drinking out of my.
The great thing is 1 hour and 21 minutes from post 1 to post 5.
Yeah there was a huge pause in there that needed filled..heh
Yeah, I've had a few. A little manual labor always brings some drinking out of my.
Out of your period? Gross. You should be banned for this.
Out of your period? Gross. You should be banned for this.
What the crap. It's too late to twist what I'm sayin!
bigdsooner
4/1/2006, 01:46 AM
okay, while you guys are talkin bout nasty stuff, im on to #5
okay, while you guys are talkin bout nasty stuff, im on to #5
Well, counting is overrated in my book tonight.
I am back. I have switched from beer to mixed drinks and now am enjoying some homeade salsa.
mmmm
bigdsooner
4/1/2006, 02:00 AM
Well, counting is overrated in my book tonight.
man i wish i could say that :D . my daughter has a soccer tournament this weekend (4 games), 6:15am aint far from now
Spray, you deserve all the credit you get for tending the flame. If it weren't for your dedication, who knows what might have happened.
bigdsooner
4/1/2006, 02:00 AM
I am back. I have switched from beer to mixed drinks and now am enjoying some homeade salsa.
mmmm
what kinda mixed drinks ya havin
I am currently going with Knob Creek and Diet Coke. The diet is more of an availability issue than anything else.
bigdsooner
4/1/2006, 02:14 AM
aahhhhh diet coke, not a good friend of mine. first time i ever got drunk was on bacardi and diet coke, i puked 5 or 6 times. the hangover was bad, i was 12 or 13, my mom went out with some friends and me and my brother stole the bottle from my sisters closet.
I'm feeling a little buzzed myself. Heh
Czar Soonerov
4/1/2006, 03:02 AM
I just polished off #6, bring on #7!!!
I having a rout 44 big a5s mixed drink...oohhh eeeee ahhhhh
now, I'm on my second big a5s drink
Al Gore
4/1/2006, 10:37 AM
2:22 am....you guys are animals....
Al Gore
4/1/2006, 11:38 AM
ow?????
Amazing. I woke up this morning...no hangover.
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