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TwinCitiesSooner
3/31/2006, 04:00 PM
I hear he's heading back to the State of Oklahoma!! :D

Jimminy Crimson
3/31/2006, 04:04 PM
He won a basketball championship coaching an Oklahoma team in the not too distant past.

TwinCitiesSooner
3/31/2006, 04:05 PM
Why not! Who wouldn't want to play for him?

snp
3/31/2006, 04:30 PM
Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

OUstud
3/31/2006, 04:32 PM
Joey, you ever seen a grown man naked? :texan:

BillyBall
3/31/2006, 04:34 PM
Surely you can't be serious.....

stoopified
3/31/2006, 04:36 PM
Surely you can't be serious..... Who you callin' Shirley?

BillyBall
3/31/2006, 04:38 PM
Who you callin' Shirley?

Well played...

OKC-SLC
3/31/2006, 05:33 PM
Joey, you ever seen a grown man naked? :texan:
Ever been to a Turkish prison?

TopDawg
3/31/2006, 05:44 PM
Joey, do you like gladiator movies?

BillyBall
3/31/2006, 05:51 PM
Kareem!!! Our next coach!!!! Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.

snp
3/31/2006, 07:32 PM
It's okay guys, I speak jive.

RacerX
3/31/2006, 10:36 PM
Great thread.

Soonerus
4/1/2006, 01:11 AM
Kareem is widely recognized a a horrible coach, a pot smoker, a sexist and a racist...I bet the house he is not even on the 100 long list...His experience with the Oklahoma Storm was a disaster...

Rogue
4/1/2006, 01:23 AM
I picked the wrong day to stop smoking.

mOUse
4/1/2006, 08:58 AM
Whatever you do, dont eat the fish!

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/1/2006, 09:40 AM
We need to get these people to a hospital.

mOUse
4/1/2006, 10:03 AM
A hospital, What is it?

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/1/2006, 10:11 AM
It's a big building for sick people, but that's not important right now.

stoops the eternal pimp
4/1/2006, 10:21 AM
he turned to jello

OKC-SLC
4/1/2006, 10:52 AM
what's your vector, Victor?

Sooner_Bob
4/1/2006, 11:15 AM
This thread is worthless without pictures.

http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/demo-program/5435-kareem-abdul-jabbar.jpg

OKC-SLC
4/1/2006, 11:21 AM
Elaine Dickinson: Would you like something to read?
Hanging Lady: Do you have anything light?
Elaine Dickinson: How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"

SoonerStormchaser
4/1/2006, 01:29 PM
Oh it's a big pretty plane with stripes and curtains in the windows and wheels...and it looks like a big tylenol!

mOUse
4/1/2006, 04:15 PM
This thread is worthless without pictures.

http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/demo-program/5435-kareem-abdul-jabbar.jpg

be careful what you ask for!!:D


Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Kareem Abdul-Jabar. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Kareem. I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now Joey. Right Clarence?
Captain Oveur: Nahhhhhh, he's not bothering anyone, let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: But just remember, my name is ROGER MURDOCK. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try... except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't. LISTEN KID. I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

http://home.comcast.net/~miseys/1.BMP
http://home.comcast.net/~miseys/3.BMP

mOUse
4/1/2006, 04:18 PM
Joey, you ever seen a grown man naked? :texan:

http://home.comcast.net/~miseys/5.BMP

Soonerus
4/1/2006, 06:32 PM
"Please stop calling me Shirley"

mOUse
4/1/2006, 06:50 PM
he turned to jello

http://home.comcast.net/~miseys/9.BMP

stoops the eternal pimp
4/2/2006, 08:51 AM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/2/2006, 10:26 AM
"I take my coffee black. Like my men."

BillyBall
4/2/2006, 10:50 AM
It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit.