Sooner in Tampa
3/31/2006, 10:06 AM
During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher
says to her students, "If you were courting a well
educated young girl from a prominent family and during
a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what
would you say to her?"
Mike replies : Wait a minute, I'm going for a ****.
The teacher says : That would be very rude and
improper on your part.
Freddie replied : I'm sorry I need to go to the
toilet, I'll be back In a minute.
The teacher says : That's much better but to mention
the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant.
And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for
a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal
friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you
after dinner. "
The teacher passed out. :P
says to her students, "If you were courting a well
educated young girl from a prominent family and during
a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what
would you say to her?"
Mike replies : Wait a minute, I'm going for a ****.
The teacher says : That would be very rude and
improper on your part.
Freddie replied : I'm sorry I need to go to the
toilet, I'll be back In a minute.
The teacher says : That's much better but to mention
the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant.
And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for
a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal
friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you
after dinner. "
The teacher passed out. :P